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(WAVES SPLASHING)

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         (BELL RINGING)

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        (DOCKS CREAKING)

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     <i> (I'M BUILDING ME A HOME</i>
    PLAYING)

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 <i> ♪ I'm building me a home</i>

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      <i> ♪ I'm building me a home</i>

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 <i> ♪ I'm building me a home</i>

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      <i> ♪ I'm building me a home</i>

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 <i> ♪ I'm building me a home</i>

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      <i> ♪ I'm building me a home</i>

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 <i> ♪ I'm building me a home</i>

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      <i> ♪ I'm building me a home</i>

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 <i> ♪ This earthly house</i>

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<i> ♪ This earthly house</i>

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 <i> ♪ Is gonna soon decay</i>

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         <i> ♪ Is gonna soon decay</i>

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 <i> ♪ And my soul gotta have</i>

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      <i> ♪ And my soul gotta have</i>

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  <i> ♪ My Lord,</i>
<i> somewhere to stay</i>

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             <i> ♪ Mmm, oh my Lord</i>

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 <i> ♪ When you hear me prayin'</i>

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    <i> ♪ When you hear me prayin'</i>

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 <i> ♪ I'm building me a home</i>

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      <i> ♪ I'm building me a home</i>

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 <i> ♪ When you hear me prayin'</i>

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<i> ♪ When you hear me prayin'</i>

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 <i> ♪ I'm building me a home</i>

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      <i> ♪ I'm building me a home</i>

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 <i> ♪ My Lord</i>

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                 <i> ♪ Oh, my Lord</i>

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 <i> ♪ This earthly house</i>

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          <i> ♪ This earthly house</i>

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 <i> ♪ Is gonna soon decay</i>

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         <i> ♪ Is gonna soon decay</i>

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 <i> ♪ And my soul gotta have</i>

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  <i> ♪ Praise God,</i>
<i> somewhere to stay</i>

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                     <i> ♪ Mmm-mmm</i>

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  <i> ♪ Through many dangers,</i>
<i> toils, and snares</i>

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 <i> ♪ I have already come</i>

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           <i> ♪ I've already come</i>

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   <i> ♪ His grace</i>
 <i> has taught my heart to fear</i>

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  <i> ♪ And I know</i>
<i> it will lead me home</i>

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 <i> ♪ When you hear me moaning</i>

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 <i> ♪ I'm building me a home</i>

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 <i> ♪ When you hear me moaning</i>

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 <i> ♪ I'm building me a home</i>

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 <i> ♪ This earthly house</i>

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 <i> ♪ Is gonna soon decay</i>

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 <i> ♪ And my soul gotta have</i>

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 <i> ♪ Lord, somewhere to stay</i>

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<i> ♪ When you hear me shouting</i>

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          <i> ♪ Shouting, shouting</i>

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 <i> ♪ I'm building me a home</i>

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                 <i> ♪ Yes, I know</i>

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 <i> ♪ When you hear me shouting</i>

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 <i> ♪ I'm building me a home</i>

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           <i> ♪ Shouting, my Lord</i>

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 <i> ♪ This earthly house</i>

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          <i> ♪ This earthly house</i>

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 <i> ♪ Is gonna soon decay</i>

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       <i> ♪ Yeah, will soon decay</i>

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 <i> ♪ And my soul gotta have</i>

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        <i> ♪ My soul's gotta have</i>

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<i> ♪ And my soul's gotta have</i>

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 <i> ♪ Somewhere to stay</i>

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                   <i> ♪ My Lord ♪</i>

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             DAP:<i> Yo!</i>

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          <i> This is it.</i>

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       (CROWD CHATTERING)

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     <i> Once again,</i>
   <i> we as a people are late.</i>

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  (CROWD MURMURING AGREEMENT)

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    <i> That's right.</i>
  <i> Late, late, and more late.</i>

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        (CROWD AGREEING)

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 <i> Now, how is it that Columbia,</i>
       <i> Dartmouth, Yale,</i>

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     <i> all of these supposed</i>
<i> greater institutions</i>
     <i> of higher learning,</i>

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 <i> can beat us, Mission College,</i>
         <i> to the punch?</i>

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       (CROWD APPLAUDING)

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   <i> Again I ask, how is this?</i>

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   <i> Can anybody here answer</i>
 <i> this little question for me?</i>

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   What question?
                 What question?

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         <i> This question.</i>

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           <i> How is it</i>

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     <i> that all of the schools</i>
   <i> that I have mentioned,</i>

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<i> and a lot more,</i>
         <i> I might add,</i>

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     <i> how is it</i>
   <i> that they have divested</i>

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        <i> all of their money</i>
      <i> in South Africa?</i>

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       Yeah, yeah, yeah.

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 <i> And we backwoods Negroes here</i>

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      <i> at the so-called</i>
      <i> finest black college</i>
      <i> in the land,</i>

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       <i> Mission College...</i>

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                  That's right.

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 <i> ...we are holding on to ours?</i>

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<i> Holding on to it like a wino</i>
 <i> clutching his last bottle.</i>

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        Yes!

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       <i> Till we have</i>
     <i> completely divested,</i>

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    <i> we need to march,</i>

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   <i> we need to protest,</i>

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 <i> we need to disrupt classes,</i>

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  <i> we need to sit in,</i>
  <i> we need to shut</i>
  <i> the school down if need be.</i>

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             JULIAN: Gammites!

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 GAMMITES:
 <i> ♪ G-Phi-G, that's</i>
 <i> what we wanna be!</i>

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  <i> ♪ G-Phi-G,</i>
<i> that's what we wanna be! ♪</i>

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  DAP:<i> Now,</i>
<i> this homecoming weekend</i>

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 <i> is the perfect opportunity</i>
<i> for us to marshal this attack.</i>

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 SLIM DADDY: Gammites, halt!

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             (SPITTING)
 GAMMITE: Real.

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                       Real.

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            Real.
  Real.

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     SLIM DADDY: Gammites!

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           Gammites!

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              Gammites!

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      GAMMITES: (CHANTING)
      It takes a real man
      to be a Gamma man

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    'cause only a Gamma man
is a real man.

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        (ALL CHATTERING)

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         You know what, Julian?
         I thought that
         was really nice.

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              I really did.

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  Now, why don't you
  take your Gamma dogs
  and get the fuck out of here?

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       (CROWD MURMURING)

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  We of Gamma Phi Gamma
  do not agree

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     with this
     African mumbo jumbo.

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  And I am here
  to let you know that your
  revolutionary activities

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   here at Mission College
   are detrimental

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not only to the student body
   and the administration,

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  but to our
  brothers and sisters
  in South Africa, as well.

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           ALL: Meow!

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               You need to
               wake up, Julian.

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           That's right,
           God damn it.

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       (CROWD CLAMORING)

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        Now, fellas, just wait!

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        As President
        of the Student
        Government Association,

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       and a key-wearing member
       of Phi Beta Kappa,

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      I abhor and will
not tolerate violence
      or the threat of violence

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      on this sacred campus.

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        MAN 1:
        Fuck you, scrotum face!
               Yo, man.

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 MAN 2: Yo, read a book.

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      It is safe to say
      that President McPherson
      agrees with me, 100%.

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    So let's break this up.

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          Virgil, why don't you
          shut the fuck up?

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     You heard what I said.

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    Please, will you leave?

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                  Dap, he did
                  say "please."

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STUDENT:
 Shut up, Monroe.

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                  Okay.

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 STUDENT:
 This guy's full of shit, man.

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             Come on. Let's go.

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        (ALL CHATTERING)

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 MAN 1: Hey, homeboy.

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      MAN 2:
      Squash all that.
      Squash all that.

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     SLIM DADDY: Gammites!

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         (ALL BARKING)

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     (BARKING RHYTHMICALLY)

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 GAMMITES:
 <i> ♪ G-Phi-G, that's</i>
 <i> what we wanna be!</i>

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  <i> ♪ G-Phi-G,</i>
<i> that's what we wanna be!</i>

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          <i> ♪ G-Phi-G,</i>
<i> that's what we wanna be!</i>

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        (PANTING)

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  <i> ♪ G-Phi-G,</i>
<i> that's what we wanna be!</i>

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          <i> ♪ G-Phi-G,</i>
   <i> that's what we wanna be!</i>

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  <i> ♪ G-Phi-G,</i>
<i> that's what we wanna be!</i>

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           (HOWLING)

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 GAMMITES:
 <i> ♪ G-Phi-G, that's</i>
 <i> what we wanna be!</i>

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  <i> ♪ G-Phi-G,</i>
<i> that's what we wanna be!</i>

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          <i> ♪ G-Phi-G,</i>
   <i> that's what we wanna be!</i>

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       (GAMMITES HOWLING)

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  <i> ♪ G-Phi-G,</i>
<i> that's what we wanna be! ♪</i>

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       (GAMMITES BARKING)

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        Rachel...
                  Dap.

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             Man...
         Don't pay him no mind.

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             He's just trying
             to make you angry.

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              Julian is bugged.

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 No, Julian is smart, Rachel.

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       He's confused,
       but he's smart.

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           Come on.
           Walk me to my class.

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       I can't. I gotta...
       I gotta stay here.

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     I gotta stay
     in shantytown.

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See you later?

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           Yeah.

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                     Okay.

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          Don't worry about it.

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        (CLOCK TICKING)

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       Be crisp, be clean!

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            Roll call!

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        Gammites!

183
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        ALL: Greetings,

184
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   Dean Big Brother Almighty,

185
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      most eloquent leader
      of Gamma Phi Gamma.

186
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           (BARKING)
     Gammites!

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      ALL: Hello,
      Big Brother General
      George Patton, sir!

188
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        Gammites!

189
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   Hello, Big Brother Chucky.

190
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No rush!

191
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        Gammites!

192
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   Hello,
   Big Brother Dr. Feelgood.

193
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         Gammites!

194
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      Hello, Big Brother Lance.

195
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         Gammites!

196
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      What up,
      Big Brother X-Ray Vision?

197
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        I don't like none
        of these motherfuckers.

198
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 Hey, man, you know,
 I hear they've been
 trying to get some trim.

199
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           ALL: Oh, shit!

200
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 Julian, how long
 these sorry moonheads
 been on line, anyhow?

201
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             Word.

202
00:10:01,349 --> 00:10:03,082
                Gammites,

203
00:10:03,084 --> 00:10:05,784
(GIRLS CHANTING OUTSIDE)
              do you hear this?

204
00:10:05,786 --> 00:10:08,153
              Six weeks on line

205
00:10:08,155 --> 00:10:13,157
          and you still do not
          meet the approval
          of your Big Brothers.

206
00:10:13,159 --> 00:10:16,960
  This deeply grieves my heart.

207
00:10:18,830 --> 00:10:22,264
        Now, when you began,
        there were 10 Gammites.

208
00:10:22,266 --> 00:10:23,999
               Now,

209
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         only eight remain.

210
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 (SNICKERING)

211
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      Now, I do not know
      how many of you will
      cross the burning sands

212
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      to the oasis of
      Gamma Phi Gamma.
But I do know

213
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 that there is no room

214
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 for any pretenders.

215
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    A weak link

216
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 amongst the ranks.

217
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 Which one of you is it?

218
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                   CHUCKY:
                   Slim Daddy!

219
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 LANCE:
 No, not my personal Slim.

220
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                   Rhino teeth.

221
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 Yo, homes,
 don't be putting it on Slim.

222
00:11:00,096 --> 00:11:01,361
                     Mussolini.
 Mussolini.

223
00:11:01,363 --> 00:11:03,296
 Yeah, him definitely.
                       Work it.

224
00:11:03,298 --> 00:11:04,764
                     Sir Nosey.

225
00:11:04,766 --> 00:11:05,831
 Sir Nose.

226
00:11:05,833 --> 00:11:06,932
 That's a nose.

227
00:11:06,934 --> 00:11:08,066
 Yoda, definitely.

228
00:11:08,068 --> 00:11:09,167
Yoda wears...

229
00:11:09,169 --> 00:11:10,935
       No, it couldn't be Yoda.

230
00:11:10,937 --> 00:11:12,770
                   It was Nose.
                   It was Nose.

231
00:11:12,772 --> 00:11:14,171
       (GAMMAS CHUCKLING)

232
00:11:15,340 --> 00:11:18,240
    Yoda,
    there's no truth but truth.

233
00:11:18,242 --> 00:11:20,075
 Oh, no! Oh, no!

234
00:11:20,077 --> 00:11:21,376
                      Mustafa.
 Mustafa.

235
00:11:21,378 --> 00:11:23,077
    GAMMAS: Double Rubber!

236
00:11:23,079 --> 00:11:24,778
 Double rubber,
 I bet.

237
00:11:24,780 --> 00:11:26,646
            Oh, Doo-Doo Breath!

238
00:11:26,648 --> 00:11:28,314
              Doo-Doo. Doo-Doo.
    Unsavory students.

239
00:11:28,316 --> 00:11:29,882
     Half-Pint!

240
00:11:29,884 --> 00:11:31,316
     Yes,
     Dean Big Brother Almighty.

241
00:11:31,318 --> 00:11:32,650
 How tall are you?

242
00:11:32,652 --> 00:11:34,051
Five feet, five inches.

243
00:11:34,053 --> 00:11:37,654
 Yeah, you're a 5'5"
 piece of shit.

244
00:11:37,656 --> 00:11:39,188
     Yes,
     Dean Big Brother Almighty.

245
00:11:39,190 --> 00:11:41,023
 I don't even know
 why you pledged.

246
00:11:41,025 --> 00:11:42,791
 This is not for you.

247
00:11:42,793 --> 00:11:44,859
 Gamma men are real men.

248
00:11:44,861 --> 00:11:46,327
               I am a real man,
               a Gamma man.

249
00:11:46,329 --> 00:11:47,895
 Were you asked to speak?

250
00:11:47,897 --> 00:11:49,997
 You're not a Gamma man yet.

251
00:11:49,999 --> 00:11:53,934
 Brothers, I suspect
 this sawed-off human being

252
00:11:53,936 --> 00:11:56,269
 hasn't even
 had a girl yet.

253
00:11:56,271 --> 00:11:58,170
                 It's not true.
 Oh, isn't that right?

254
00:11:58,172 --> 00:12:00,071
 I bet you're still a virgin,
aren't you?

255
00:12:00,073 --> 00:12:01,939
     No,
     Dean Big Brother Almighty.

256
00:12:01,941 --> 00:12:03,674
 Are you calling me a liar?

257
00:12:03,676 --> 00:12:05,308
     No,
     Dean Big Brother Almighty.

258
00:12:05,310 --> 00:12:07,076
    I haven't been
    a virgin since ninth grade.

259
00:12:07,078 --> 00:12:09,878
 Bullshit!
 You're a goddamn virgin!

260
00:12:09,880 --> 00:12:13,448
 You ain't seen
 no parts of the pussy.

261
00:12:13,450 --> 00:12:14,982
       (GAMMAS LAUGHING)

262
00:12:14,984 --> 00:12:16,750
             I'm not no virgin.

263
00:12:16,752 --> 00:12:19,018
 Hey, you'll become a Gamma man
 over my dead body.

264
00:12:19,020 --> 00:12:20,919
 I don't even know
 how you got this far.

265
00:12:20,921 --> 00:12:22,420
 You're weak, a pussy.

266
00:12:22,422 --> 00:12:25,756
 And you're gonna drop,
 just like your cousin.

267
00:12:25,758 --> 00:12:28,024
I'll be a good Gamma man.
      You'll see, you'll see.

268
00:12:28,026 --> 00:12:29,291
 Look, don't be eyeballing me.

269
00:12:29,293 --> 00:12:30,959
 GAMMA:
 Lay off him, Julian.

270
00:12:30,961 --> 00:12:32,727
 You'll become a Gamma man
 over my dead body.

271
00:12:32,729 --> 00:12:34,328
     Now, look.

272
00:12:34,330 --> 00:12:36,763
 You better get
 a freak over here tonight.

273
00:12:36,765 --> 00:12:38,831
 And no Gamma Rays, neither.

274
00:12:38,833 --> 00:12:42,034
 I don't care
 if she's blind, fat,

275
00:12:42,036 --> 00:12:44,302
 no teeth,
 one leg and a kickstand.

276
00:12:44,304 --> 00:12:46,404
 I ain't pledging no virgins.

277
00:12:46,406 --> 00:12:47,972
 You got it?

278
00:12:47,974 --> 00:12:50,007
 So you get that freak
 over here tonight.

279
00:12:50,009 --> 00:12:53,710
           Now straighten up
and get the hell out
           of here, all of you!

280
00:12:57,749 --> 00:13:00,116
              Get that smile
              off your face.

281
00:13:01,252 --> 00:13:02,384
        (EXCLAIMING)

282
00:13:18,969 --> 00:13:20,301
                Darrell.

283
00:13:31,747 --> 00:13:34,948
         Sorry, but I can't
         let the Big Brothers
         see me talking to you.

284
00:13:34,950 --> 00:13:36,883
       Thanks a lot.
       So what's up?

285
00:13:36,885 --> 00:13:40,453
      Dean Big Brother Almighty
      went off on me.

286
00:13:40,455 --> 00:13:43,889
 I told you not to pledge.
 So what else is new?

287
00:13:43,891 --> 00:13:46,124
    I gotta bring a girlie back
    to the Gamma House tonight.

288
00:13:46,126 --> 00:13:47,458
He thinks I'm a virgin.

289
00:13:47,460 --> 00:13:49,760
 Ah, for once in his life
 he's right.

290
00:13:49,762 --> 00:13:51,228
 (DAP CHUCKLING)
              Come on, Dap.

291
00:13:51,230 --> 00:13:53,296
 So what you want me to do?

292
00:13:53,298 --> 00:13:55,431
       The Gamma grapevine says
       we'll be going over
       tomorrow night.

293
00:13:55,433 --> 00:13:58,834
        And any fault they find
        will "X" me.
 Mmm-hmm.

294
00:13:58,836 --> 00:14:02,370
         I'm your first cousin,
         family blood.
         You've got to help me.

295
00:14:02,372 --> 00:14:05,072
 Hey, Darrell,
 when you needed money,
 I gave it to you.

296
00:14:05,074 --> 00:14:07,541
 When you needed
 your laundry done,
I did it for you.

297
00:14:07,543 --> 00:14:09,843
 I got you food and stuff
 for your Big Brothers.

298
00:14:09,845 --> 00:14:12,879
 I just don't happen
 to have no females
 laying around the dorm.

299
00:14:12,881 --> 00:14:15,214
 And even if I did,
 I wouldn't help you
 like that, man.

300
00:14:15,216 --> 00:14:17,783
         This one day,
         can you forget
         about your differences

301
00:14:17,785 --> 00:14:20,051
          with Dean
          Big Brother Almighty?

302
00:14:20,053 --> 00:14:21,485
 You mean Julian?
                 No,

303
00:14:21,487 --> 00:14:23,353
     Dean Big Brother Almighty.

304
00:14:23,355 --> 00:14:25,321
     Uh-uh, Julian.
                     No, I mean

305
00:14:25,323 --> 00:14:27,189
     Dean Big Brother Almighty.

306
00:14:27,191 --> 00:14:29,424
All right, already, Darrell.
 Damn.

307
00:14:29,426 --> 00:14:32,794
        Vaughn. Think about me.
        This'll be my neck.

308
00:14:32,796 --> 00:14:35,163
  Can't you talk to Rachel?
  She has a lot of girlfriends.

309
00:14:35,165 --> 00:14:37,365
 Rachel? No, no, no, no.

310
00:14:37,367 --> 00:14:40,000
 No haps, man. What,
 have you been smoking crack?

311
00:14:42,070 --> 00:14:43,536
 Don't you know any women?

312
00:14:43,538 --> 00:14:45,838
          The ones I know
          I asked already.

313
00:14:45,840 --> 00:14:48,073
 Well, what about the ones
 you don't know?
 Did you ask them?

314
00:14:48,075 --> 00:14:49,174
        What am I gonna say?

315
00:14:50,377 --> 00:14:53,077
    Say, uh...

316
00:14:53,079 --> 00:14:55,045
 I don't know. Tell them
 what they want to hear.

317
00:14:55,047 --> 00:14:57,113
You know,
 lie your butt off, man.

318
00:14:59,083 --> 00:15:01,383
 Okay, okay. Better yet,

319
00:15:01,385 --> 00:15:03,852
  just be yourself,
  Darrell,

320
00:15:03,854 --> 00:15:05,386
         okay?
               Okay.

321
00:15:05,388 --> 00:15:07,187
  Come on, man.
  Come on. Get up.

322
00:15:07,189 --> 00:15:08,821
 Come on. Get up, get up.
 Get up.

323
00:15:08,823 --> 00:15:12,457
 You will be
 a Gamma man tomorrow.

324
00:15:12,459 --> 00:15:15,126
            Think so?
 You damn skippy.

325
00:15:15,128 --> 00:15:17,128
 Wait a minute, wait a minute.
 You go first.

326
00:15:17,130 --> 00:15:19,897
 We wouldn't want
 Dean Big Brother Almighty

327
00:15:19,899 --> 00:15:22,232
                 (SHUSHING)
 to see us together,
 would we?

328
00:15:22,234 --> 00:15:24,200
             Very funny.

329
00:15:24,202 --> 00:15:25,968
           Thanks, cuz.
I won't forget this.

330
00:15:25,970 --> 00:15:27,269
 All right, man.

331
00:15:28,839 --> 00:15:30,338
                  Gamma!
       Yeah, yeah.

332
00:15:32,141 --> 00:15:33,974
 This man had a vision.

333
00:15:36,211 --> 00:15:39,278
 And that vision
 was passed down
 to his son, Hayward.

334
00:15:39,280 --> 00:15:40,879
 Mission College
 was founded to educate

335
00:15:40,881 --> 00:15:42,347
 the sons and daughters
 of slaves...

336
00:15:42,349 --> 00:15:45,216
      You don't have to
      recite our history to me.

337
00:15:45,218 --> 00:15:46,984
            Now, we have been

338
00:15:46,986 --> 00:15:50,887
           and we'll continue
           to be grateful

339
00:15:50,889 --> 00:15:53,322
       for the support
       of the Snodgrass family.

340
00:15:53,324 --> 00:15:55,857
The food is getting cold.

341
00:15:55,859 --> 00:15:57,124
              Oh, all right.

342
00:16:00,129 --> 00:16:02,262
 CEDAR:
 Hold it. I've got
 something else to say.

343
00:16:02,264 --> 00:16:04,197
 This is a new day.

344
00:16:04,199 --> 00:16:06,933
 There is a feeling
 that the predominantly
 black college,

345
00:16:06,935 --> 00:16:10,403
 for all intents and purposes,
 has outlived its usefulness.

346
00:16:10,405 --> 00:16:12,304
   Over the years,
   it has been vital

347
00:16:12,306 --> 00:16:14,172
  to our elevation
  in this great country,

348
00:16:14,174 --> 00:16:17,942
 but the need no longer exists
 in an integrated society.

349
00:16:17,944 --> 00:16:20,978
           That's absurd.
           It does exist.

350
00:16:22,081 --> 00:16:25,549
    It exists at Notre Dame

351
00:16:25,551 --> 00:16:29,352
and Yeshiva, Brandeis,
        at Brigham Young.

352
00:16:29,354 --> 00:16:31,554
        Now you tell me,
        what is the difference?

353
00:16:31,556 --> 00:16:34,124
 You want to know
 the difference?
 I'll tell you the difference.

354
00:16:34,126 --> 00:16:36,993
 The difference is
 that the Catholics alone
 support the Notre Dames.

355
00:16:36,995 --> 00:16:38,594
 The Jews alone
 support the Yeshivas.

356
00:16:38,596 --> 00:16:40,529
   Mormons support
   the Brigham Youngs.

357
00:16:40,531 --> 00:16:43,331
 Who supports
 the black colleges?
 I'll tell you who.

358
00:16:43,333 --> 00:16:48,069
 The federal government
 and philanthropists
 like Snodgrass.

359
00:16:48,071 --> 00:16:52,406
 Harold,
why won't blacks support
 Spelman, Tuskegee,

360
00:16:52,408 --> 00:16:54,141
 Morehouse, Howard?

361
00:16:54,143 --> 00:16:56,309
              We do.
 Barely!

362
00:16:56,311 --> 00:16:58,344
 Look,
 as Chairman of the Board,

363
00:16:58,346 --> 00:17:00,646
   I was sent here
   to talk with you.

364
00:17:00,648 --> 00:17:04,249
 Now, he does not like
 this divestment mess,
 and I don't like it, either.

365
00:17:04,251 --> 00:17:07,051
 Now, you better snip it
 right here at the bud,
 or I will.

366
00:17:07,053 --> 00:17:09,253
 'Cause if you don't,
 you stand a good chance
 of losing them.

367
00:17:09,255 --> 00:17:11,555
               There it is.

368
00:17:11,557 --> 00:17:14,291
 Yeah. People like them
 don't like to be told
 what to do with their money.

369
00:17:14,293 --> 00:17:16,592
Old, old money.

370
00:17:19,763 --> 00:17:22,764
          Shit, I tell you all
          time after time,

371
00:17:22,766 --> 00:17:25,032
         do not sit here again.

372
00:17:25,034 --> 00:17:28,568
         Stay off my bed.
         Stay in your own room.

373
00:17:28,570 --> 00:17:30,770
        Ignorant motherfuckers,
        I swear, man.

374
00:17:30,772 --> 00:17:32,638
 Sorry about the bed, homeboy.

375
00:17:32,640 --> 00:17:34,673
 But check this out,
 we got a question
 for you, man.

376
00:17:34,675 --> 00:17:36,775
 What's up
 with your cousin Half-Pint?

377
00:17:36,777 --> 00:17:38,710
   Yo, man, why is he pledging?
                         Oops.

378
00:17:38,712 --> 00:17:42,447
         Yo, man, you wanna
         take your last breath?

379
00:17:42,449 --> 00:17:45,183
I didn't think so.
             That's my cousin.

380
00:17:45,185 --> 00:17:47,451
           You leave him alone.
           You don't talk
           about him like that.

381
00:17:47,453 --> 00:17:48,819
      We understand each other?

382
00:17:48,821 --> 00:17:50,654
    I'm sorry, man.

383
00:17:50,656 --> 00:17:54,157
 But seriously, man,
 what's up with the Pint, man?

384
00:17:54,159 --> 00:17:56,058
             But seriously,
             who's going back

385
00:17:56,060 --> 00:17:58,126
 to the administration building
 with me tonight?

386
00:17:58,128 --> 00:18:00,328
   GRADY: Not the kid. Uh-uh.

387
00:18:00,330 --> 00:18:02,596
 Man, you crazy?
 We're going to the coronation.

388
00:18:02,598 --> 00:18:04,431
          More butts
and more titties.

389
00:18:04,433 --> 00:18:06,633
           That's right,
           God damn it.

390
00:18:06,635 --> 00:18:08,501
  Wait a minute, wait a minute.
  I thought y'all was down
  for the cause.

391
00:18:08,503 --> 00:18:10,135
          Yeah, you my brother,
          but goddamn, man.

392
00:18:10,137 --> 00:18:11,669
        That's right,
        goddamn.

393
00:18:11,671 --> 00:18:13,771
    You should
    lighten up on that shit,
    Malcolm, seriously.

394
00:18:13,773 --> 00:18:15,105
        He's right, Nat Turner.

395
00:18:15,107 --> 00:18:16,573
           Marcus Garvey.

396
00:18:16,575 --> 00:18:18,474
 Frederick Douglass.

397
00:18:18,476 --> 00:18:20,742
      Yeah. You all can kiss
      my black ass twice, hear?

398
00:18:20,744 --> 00:18:22,710
Preach, Jesse. Preach on.

399
00:18:22,712 --> 00:18:24,278
          Yo, Farrakhan, relax.

400
00:18:24,280 --> 00:18:26,446
         Don't be so sensitive,
         my man. Chill.

401
00:18:26,448 --> 00:18:29,382
  What about the parade?
  Somebody coming
  to the parade with me, maybe?

402
00:18:29,384 --> 00:18:30,850
            Hey, I'm down, man,
            but not tonight.

403
00:18:30,852 --> 00:18:33,252
       I gots to see some
       butts shaking, you know.

404
00:18:33,254 --> 00:18:35,287
      Word up. I'm with him.
      That ain't no joke, man.
      I can't...

405
00:18:35,289 --> 00:18:37,455
  What about the rest of y'all?

406
00:18:37,457 --> 00:18:38,722
              Tomorrow.

407
00:18:38,724 --> 00:18:40,690
              All right, bet.
Enjoy yourselves.

408
00:18:40,692 --> 00:18:43,693
              I'll see you all
              tomorrow morning,
              9:00 a.m. sharp.

409
00:18:43,695 --> 00:18:46,595
 That's Kool and the Gang,
 brother.

410
00:18:46,597 --> 00:18:48,296
                     Later.

411
00:18:48,298 --> 00:18:50,197
    Jordan, this look familiar?

412
00:18:50,199 --> 00:18:51,631
        Looks like your mother.

413
00:18:51,633 --> 00:18:53,799
          Yo, yo, my ball, man.
 You don't need it.

414
00:18:55,836 --> 00:18:57,402
             Gamma.

415
00:19:04,377 --> 00:19:06,609
 Anybody call me? Perry.

416
00:19:10,247 --> 00:19:12,447
                 How you doing?
 How are you?

417
00:19:12,449 --> 00:19:13,681
              You recognize me?

418
00:19:13,683 --> 00:19:15,382
 Yeah, I've seen you on line.

419
00:19:15,384 --> 00:19:17,183
Aren't you number one?

420
00:19:17,185 --> 00:19:18,551
               Yeah, that's me.
               Half-Pint,

421
00:19:18,553 --> 00:19:20,152
            Gammite number one.

422
00:19:20,154 --> 00:19:21,553
               Gamma Phi Gamma.

423
00:19:21,555 --> 00:19:23,354
      (CHUCKLING)
      Pleased to meet you.

424
00:19:23,356 --> 00:19:25,155
              Nice to meet you.

425
00:19:25,157 --> 00:19:26,823
     So it's almost
     that time, huh?

426
00:19:26,825 --> 00:19:28,624
    Yeah, it'll be any day now.

427
00:19:28,626 --> 00:19:30,425
     Are you excited?

428
00:19:30,427 --> 00:19:31,692
                     A little.

429
00:19:34,863 --> 00:19:38,164
     So, Half-Pint,
     what can I do for you?

430
00:19:38,166 --> 00:19:40,266
    Well, I was wondering maybe
    if we could see each other,

431
00:19:40,268 --> 00:19:41,834
go out to a movie,
             a restaurant,

432
00:19:41,836 --> 00:19:44,303
             pop some Jiffy Pop
             popcorn together.

433
00:19:44,305 --> 00:19:47,306
    You know,
    enjoy each other's company.
          Yeah, sure.

434
00:19:47,308 --> 00:19:49,508
     That'd be nice.
     That sounds real good.

435
00:19:49,510 --> 00:19:52,444
   Why don't you come by
   after you go over.
   I'm usually in at night.

436
00:19:52,446 --> 00:19:54,813
           I was thinking soon.
           How soon?

437
00:19:54,815 --> 00:19:57,282
            Like now,
            at the Gamma House.
            Sorry.

438
00:19:57,284 --> 00:19:59,317
       I can't.
We could have fun.
             Big fun.

439
00:19:59,319 --> 00:20:01,485
        Just give me one reason
        why not, just one.

440
00:20:01,487 --> 00:20:04,888
    First of all,
    I don't know you from Adam.

441
00:20:04,890 --> 00:20:08,191
  You just pop out of thin air,
  and I'm supposed to say yes?

442
00:20:08,193 --> 00:20:09,825
          I've always been
          attracted to you.

443
00:20:09,827 --> 00:20:12,527
         I just couldn't
         tell you before.
         I was shy.

444
00:20:12,529 --> 00:20:15,663
        But now that
        I've been pledging,
        I'm a different person.

445
00:20:15,665 --> 00:20:17,531
     Well, I'm not
     attracted to you.

446
00:20:17,533 --> 00:20:20,367
Besides, I don't want
       a physical relationship.

447
00:20:20,369 --> 00:20:22,502
        All you guys are dogs.

448
00:20:22,504 --> 00:20:24,470
   I've heard about you Gammas.

449
00:20:24,472 --> 00:20:28,207
     I'm not trying to dog you.
     Look at my face.

450
00:20:28,209 --> 00:20:30,943
      Can't a real Gamma man
      be attracted to you, huh?

451
00:20:30,945 --> 00:20:33,745
   Is this some type of a joke?

452
00:20:33,747 --> 00:20:36,948
        Did your Big Brother
        send you over here?

453
00:20:36,950 --> 00:20:41,218
          I don't have time
          for children's games.

454
00:20:41,220 --> 00:20:44,221
 And you're so small,
 I'd probably break you in two.

455
00:20:48,560 --> 00:20:51,260
 WOMAN:
 See? See? See?
I knew it. I knew it.

456
00:20:51,262 --> 00:20:52,928
    That's okay.

457
00:20:52,930 --> 00:20:54,663
                    DINA:
                    <i> Gamma Rays,</i>

458
00:20:54,665 --> 00:20:58,400
            I call to order
            the 35th meeting
            of the Sister Order

459
00:20:58,402 --> 00:21:01,536
      of Gamma Phi Gamma
      Fraternity, Incorporated.

460
00:21:01,538 --> 00:21:02,870
                   Meow.

461
00:21:02,872 --> 00:21:04,471
       GAMMA RAYS: Meow.

462
00:21:04,473 --> 00:21:05,905
               Kim, could you
               read the minutes

463
00:21:05,907 --> 00:21:07,473
         from the last meeting,
         please?

464
00:21:07,475 --> 00:21:09,274
 All right.
 We decided that Velda

465
00:21:09,276 --> 00:21:11,476
 will take care of the music
for the fashion show.

466
00:21:11,478 --> 00:21:14,846
 Velda, please, none of that
 hip-hop, B-boys nonsense.

467
00:21:14,848 --> 00:21:15,980
  GAMMA RAYS: Yeah.

468
00:21:15,982 --> 00:21:18,315
    I happen to like Run-DMC.

469
00:21:18,317 --> 00:21:20,650
 Nevertheless,
 leave it at home.

470
00:21:20,652 --> 00:21:22,985
 Miriam,
 did you call the boutiques?

471
00:21:22,987 --> 00:21:24,753
                    Yes, I did.

472
00:21:24,755 --> 00:21:26,855
 Did you make
 a list of the suppliers?
                    Yes, I did.

473
00:21:26,857 --> 00:21:28,423
 She is such
 a pain in the ass.

474
00:21:28,425 --> 00:21:29,824
          Look. Let's not
          make this long, okay?

475
00:21:29,826 --> 00:21:31,292
        We have to get dressed.

476
00:21:31,294 --> 00:21:32,726
      Now what have we decided?

477
00:21:32,728 --> 00:21:34,728
Okay. I talked to the Brothers

478
00:21:34,730 --> 00:21:36,663
      and the Gammites
      are definitely going over
      tomorrow night.

479
00:21:36,665 --> 00:21:37,830
 GAMMA RAYS: All right.

480
00:21:37,832 --> 00:21:39,531
             So we should
             give them a party.

481
00:21:39,533 --> 00:21:41,466
        ALL: Yes.

482
00:21:41,468 --> 00:21:44,669
 They haven't
 had fun for so long,
 a jam will be on.

483
00:21:44,671 --> 00:21:46,237
      Where, at the frat house?

484
00:21:46,239 --> 00:21:47,504
 Yeah, at the Gamma House.

485
00:21:47,506 --> 00:21:48,838
 The brothers
 said it was cool,

486
00:21:48,840 --> 00:21:50,272
 but we have to
 clean up first.

487
00:21:50,274 --> 00:21:51,473
              MIRIAM: Clean up?

488
00:21:51,475 --> 00:21:52,640
                 Are you crazy?

489
00:21:52,642 --> 00:21:53,974
       Look,
we have been cleaning up

490
00:21:53,976 --> 00:21:56,710
             after those sorry,
             tired, trifling,

491
00:21:56,712 --> 00:21:58,745
            shiftless Negroes
            from day one.

492
00:21:58,747 --> 00:22:01,681
      And I am not cleaning up.
      I refuse to clean.

493
00:22:01,683 --> 00:22:04,250
            Miriam, why are you
            always complaining?

494
00:22:04,252 --> 00:22:05,884
           This is for G-Phi-G.

495
00:22:05,886 --> 00:22:07,385
 For the black and silver.

496
00:22:07,387 --> 00:22:08,986
                 Yet and still,
                 I am no maid.

497
00:22:08,988 --> 00:22:10,921
  And we are?
 TASHA:
 Well, I have a question.

498
00:22:10,923 --> 00:22:12,522
 Who's gonna pay
 for it this time?

499
00:22:12,524 --> 00:22:14,524
We're giving it,
          we should pay for it.

500
00:22:14,526 --> 00:22:16,526
          GAMMA RAY:
          We always pay for it.
 Common sense.

501
00:22:16,528 --> 00:22:18,394
       We are gonna pay for it.

502
00:22:18,396 --> 00:22:20,929
           Now, Dina,
           how much did we make
           from the bake sale?

503
00:22:22,465 --> 00:22:23,864
      Enough.

504
00:22:23,866 --> 00:22:25,799
                  I'm not going
                  to the party.

505
00:22:25,801 --> 00:22:27,633
 (KNOCKING)

506
00:22:31,271 --> 00:22:32,837
        (ALL WHISTLING)

507
00:22:46,685 --> 00:22:48,284
            Where's the freaks?

508
00:22:48,286 --> 00:22:49,952
         Here's to
         the Liberty Bowl, man.

509
00:22:49,954 --> 00:22:51,420
   Couldn't get one.

510
00:22:51,422 --> 00:22:53,722
(ALL GROANING)
                      Oh, shit!

511
00:22:53,724 --> 00:22:55,824
      You've been jamming us up
      since we started, man.
      If I don't go over...

512
00:22:55,826 --> 00:22:56,925
                 I'm coming up.

513
00:22:56,927 --> 00:22:58,426
 Asked four women.

514
00:22:58,428 --> 00:23:00,528
        What's wrong with five?
                  Come on, man.

515
00:23:00,530 --> 00:23:03,497
       Yo, yo, yo.
       Hold up, hold up.
       Listen, Half-Pint.

516
00:23:03,499 --> 00:23:06,333
    You got to go back out
    and bring in a freak.

517
00:23:06,335 --> 00:23:08,335
                    Two freaks.
                Yeah.

518
00:23:08,337 --> 00:23:11,004
 Here's $5.
 All this is is a test.

519
00:23:11,006 --> 00:23:13,373
And you're going to pass
 with flying colors.

520
00:23:13,375 --> 00:23:15,708
 I want you to take
 that $5 US currency

521
00:23:15,710 --> 00:23:17,676
 and go to the pet shop,
 get yourself a kitten.

522
00:23:17,678 --> 00:23:19,844
 Put it in a cage
 and mark it "Pussy."

523
00:23:19,846 --> 00:23:23,714
 Give it to Dean
 Big Brother Almighty
 and say, "Pass the pussy."

524
00:23:23,716 --> 00:23:26,049
      <i> ♪ Pass the pussy</i>
                  <i> ♪ Meow</i>

525
00:23:26,051 --> 00:23:27,917
       <i> ♪ Pass the pussy</i>

526
00:23:27,919 --> 00:23:29,518
 <i> ♪ That's what you got to do</i>

527
00:23:29,520 --> 00:23:31,353
       <i> ♪ Pass the pussy</i>

528
00:23:31,355 --> 00:23:32,887
         HALF-PINT:
         It won't work.

529
00:23:32,889 --> 00:23:35,055
<i> ♪ Pass the pussy,</i>
       <i> pass the pussy ♪</i>

530
00:23:35,057 --> 00:23:36,790
           (ALL MEOWING)

531
00:23:51,639 --> 00:23:54,339
 The word is "excuse me."

532
00:23:54,341 --> 00:23:56,941
  Nobody told you
  to stand in the hall either.

533
00:23:56,943 --> 00:23:58,509
                Excuse me.

534
00:23:58,511 --> 00:24:00,811
     That's better,
     Miss Thing.

535
00:24:00,813 --> 00:24:02,579
            (WHOOPING)
                       Uh-uh.

536
00:24:02,581 --> 00:24:04,414
     It's not real.

537
00:24:04,416 --> 00:24:05,748
               DINA: Say what?

538
00:24:05,750 --> 00:24:07,816
     You heard.

539
00:24:07,818 --> 00:24:09,884
    It ain't even real.

540
00:24:09,886 --> 00:24:11,819
               You wish you had
               hair like this.

541
00:24:11,821 --> 00:24:14,121
       Girl, you know
you weren't even born
       with blue eyes.

542
00:24:14,123 --> 00:24:16,089
 That's right.
 Blue contact lenses.

543
00:24:16,091 --> 00:24:17,690
           You're just jealous.
                         Right.

544
00:24:17,692 --> 00:24:19,058
        Jealous?
                 Rachel,

545
00:24:19,060 --> 00:24:20,726
         I've been watching you
         look at Julian.

546
00:24:20,728 --> 00:24:22,527
              You're not slick.

547
00:24:22,529 --> 00:24:25,630
     If that was true,
     he wasn't much to look at.

548
00:24:25,632 --> 00:24:27,465
  Tell her, Rachel.
                 Pickaninny.

549
00:24:27,467 --> 00:24:29,133
          Barbie doll.
    High-yellow heifer.

550
00:24:29,135 --> 00:24:31,368
                      Tar baby.
Wannabe white.

551
00:24:31,370 --> 00:24:32,635
                       Jigaboo.
        Don't start.

552
00:24:32,637 --> 00:24:33,969
         We're gonna finish it.

553
00:24:33,971 --> 00:24:36,072
        WOMAN:
        Re-Re, open up!

554
00:24:45,582 --> 00:24:47,882
    ALL:
    <i> ♪ Talking about good</i>
    <i> and bad hair</i>

555
00:24:47,884 --> 00:24:50,584
      <i> ♪ Whether you're dark</i>
    <i> or you're fair</i>

556
00:24:50,586 --> 00:24:53,053
   <i> ♪ So you can go on and swear</i>
 <i> See if I care</i>

557
00:24:53,055 --> 00:24:55,255
      <i> ♪ Good and bad hair</i>

558
00:24:55,257 --> 00:24:57,790
     <i> ♪ Don't you wish</i>
   <i> you had hair like this?</i>

559
00:24:57,792 --> 00:25:00,058
      <i> ♪ Then the boys</i>
<i> would give you a kiss</i>

560
00:25:00,060 --> 00:25:02,627
       <i> ♪ Talk about nothing</i>
     <i> but bliss</i>

561
00:25:02,629 --> 00:25:04,795
       <i> ♪ Then you're gonna</i>
     <i> see what you missed</i>

562
00:25:04,797 --> 00:25:07,063
        <i> ♪ If a fly should</i>
      <i> land on your head</i>

563
00:25:07,065 --> 00:25:09,665
     <i> ♪ Then I'm sure</i>
   <i> he'd break all his legs</i>

564
00:25:09,667 --> 00:25:11,933
     <i> ♪ 'Cause you got so much</i>
   <i> grease up there</i>

565
00:25:11,935 --> 00:25:14,835
      <i> ♪ Dear, is that</i>
    <i> a weave that you wear?</i>

566
00:25:14,837 --> 00:25:19,506
   <i> ♪ Well, you got cockleburs</i>
<i> Standing all over your head</i>

567
00:25:19,508 --> 00:25:23,643
   <i> ♪ Well, you got sandy spurs,</i>
 <i> rather have mine instead</i>

568
00:25:23,645 --> 00:25:28,514
    <i> ♪ You're just a jigaboo</i>
    <i> trying to find</i>
    <i> something to do</i>

569
00:25:28,516 --> 00:25:33,085
      <i> ♪ Well, you're a wannabe,</i>
    <i> wanna be better than me</i>

570
00:25:42,729 --> 00:25:45,062
     <i> ♪ Bad hair's</i>
   <i> only good for one thing</i>

571
00:25:45,064 --> 00:25:47,531
       <i> ♪ If you get a lick</i>
     <i> back it'll spring</i>

572
00:25:47,533 --> 00:25:49,799
        <i> ♪ Can't you,</i>
        <i> don't your hair</i>
<i> stand on high?</i>

573
00:25:49,801 --> 00:25:51,901
       <i> ♪ Can't you comb it</i>
     <i> and don't you try?</i>

574
00:25:51,903 --> 00:25:54,670
       <i> ♪ Don't you know</i>
     <i> my hair is so strong</i>

575
00:25:54,672 --> 00:25:56,938
     <i> ♪ It can break the teeth</i>
   <i> out the comb?</i>

576
00:25:56,940 --> 00:25:59,273
        <i> ♪ I don't have to</i>
      <i> put up at night</i>

577
00:25:59,275 --> 00:26:01,575
        <i> ♪ What you have to</i>
      <i> keep out of sight</i>

578
00:26:01,577 --> 00:26:06,246
   <i> ♪ Well, you got cockleburs</i>
 <i> standing all over your hair</i>

579
00:26:06,248 --> 00:26:11,050
   <i> ♪ Well, you got sandy spurs,</i>
<i> I'd rather have mine instead</i>

580
00:26:11,052 --> 00:26:15,654
    <i> ♪ You're just a jigaboo</i>
    <i> trying to find</i>
    <i> something to do</i>

581
00:26:15,656 --> 00:26:20,124
    <i> ♪ Well, you're a wannabe,</i>
  <i> wanna be better than me</i>

582
00:26:23,262 --> 00:26:24,994
                   Yeah?

583
00:26:27,798 --> 00:26:28,997
                  (SCREAMING)

584
00:26:28,999 --> 00:26:30,298
      Get off.

585
00:26:31,868 --> 00:26:33,067
               Stop it!

586
00:26:33,069 --> 00:26:34,334
 Uh-uh, honey.

587
00:26:35,704 --> 00:26:37,003
            Get out!

588
00:26:37,005 --> 00:26:38,604
                  Whoa!

589
00:26:38,606 --> 00:26:41,273
 Get out of here,
 Miriam!

590
00:26:41,275 --> 00:26:42,874
    All right, there it is.

591
00:26:42,876 --> 00:26:44,809
 I'll get you,
 Rachel.

592
00:26:44,811 --> 00:26:46,677
      Move out of my way.

593
00:27:02,327 --> 00:27:03,893
(WHOOPING)

594
00:27:11,235 --> 00:27:12,801
          Oh, my hair!

595
00:27:12,803 --> 00:27:14,102
        (WOMAN SCREAMING)

596
00:27:14,104 --> 00:27:16,237
             Don't even try it!

597
00:27:34,156 --> 00:27:35,788
           Go, girl.

598
00:27:39,660 --> 00:27:41,660
 You better dance,
 girl.

599
00:27:59,245 --> 00:28:01,845
    Sharon! Knock her down.

600
00:28:01,847 --> 00:28:03,112
        Knock her down.

601
00:28:03,114 --> 00:28:04,947
 You better get out
 of my face, girl.

602
00:28:04,949 --> 00:28:06,882
                Knock her down.
 You gotta hold her back.

603
00:28:06,884 --> 00:28:08,183
                   Don't worry.

604
00:28:10,954 --> 00:28:13,187
     You better
     point that somewhere else.

605
00:28:19,227 --> 00:28:21,059
           ALL: Jigs!

606
00:28:23,863 --> 00:28:24,928
             Jigs!

607
00:28:29,668 --> 00:28:32,168
       Hey, get off me!

608
00:28:32,170 --> 00:28:33,435
              Get off!

609
00:28:33,437 --> 00:28:35,203
What are you doing?

610
00:28:35,205 --> 00:28:36,437
             Watch it!

611
00:28:45,080 --> 00:28:46,345
 Get out of here!

612
00:28:46,347 --> 00:28:47,713
 What do you think
 you're doing?

613
00:28:47,715 --> 00:28:49,114
             Get back.

614
00:28:49,116 --> 00:28:50,949
 You better learn how
 to control your girl.

615
00:28:50,951 --> 00:28:52,951
   I'm not playing
   with you, Rachel.

616
00:28:54,821 --> 00:28:55,920
            (GRUNTING)

617
00:28:56,923 --> 00:28:58,822
              Heifer.

618
00:28:58,824 --> 00:29:00,223
                 Jigaboo.

619
00:29:04,295 --> 00:29:06,928
  <i> ♪ Your hair ain't</i>
<i> no longer than</i>

620
00:29:06,930 --> 00:29:09,230
  <i> ♪ So you'll never</i>
<i> fling it all back</i>

621
00:29:09,232 --> 00:29:11,765
           <i> ♪ You afraid</i>
         <i> to walk in the rain</i>

622
00:29:11,767 --> 00:29:14,100
<i> ♪ Oh, what a shame</i>
           <i> Who's to blame?</i>

623
00:29:14,102 --> 00:29:16,235
          <i> ♪ Don't you ever</i>
        <i> worry about that</i>

624
00:29:16,237 --> 00:29:18,070
         <i> ♪ 'Cause I don't</i>
       <i> mind being black</i>

625
00:29:18,072 --> 00:29:19,871
       Don't try it.

626
00:29:19,873 --> 00:29:21,372
        <i> ♪ Go on with your old</i>
      <i> mixed-up head</i>

627
00:29:21,374 --> 00:29:23,807
         <i> ♪ I ain't never</i>
       <i> gonna be afraid</i>

628
00:29:23,809 --> 00:29:26,910
  <i> ♪ Well, you got nappy hair</i>

629
00:29:26,912 --> 00:29:28,478
 <i> ♪ Nappy's all right with me</i>

630
00:29:28,480 --> 00:29:31,214
      <i> ♪ My hair is straight,</i>
<i> you see</i>

631
00:29:31,216 --> 00:29:33,282
       <i> ♪ Your soul's</i>
     <i> crooked as can be</i>

632
00:29:33,284 --> 00:29:36,218
     <i> ♪ Look who's getting</i>
          <i> new today</i>

633
00:29:36,220 --> 00:29:38,186
  <i> ♪ Look anywhere you please</i>

634
00:29:38,188 --> 00:29:41,122
     <i> ♪ Not at that kitchen</i>
           <i> of yours</i>

635
00:29:41,124 --> 00:29:42,823
      <i> ♪ Mind now what you say</i>

636
00:29:42,825 --> 00:29:45,158
       <i> ♪ Talking about</i>
     <i> good and bad hair</i>

637
00:29:45,160 --> 00:29:48,294
      <i> ♪ Whether you're dark</i>
    <i> or you're fair</i>

638
00:29:48,296 --> 00:29:50,296
        <i> ♪ Go on and swear,</i>
      <i> see if I care</i>

639
00:29:50,298 --> 00:29:52,731
<i> ♪ Good and bad hair</i>

640
00:29:52,733 --> 00:29:55,066
       <i> ♪ Talking about</i>
     <i> good and bad hair</i>

641
00:29:55,068 --> 00:29:58,135
      <i> ♪ Whether you're dark</i>
    <i> or you're fair</i>

642
00:29:58,137 --> 00:30:00,003
        <i> ♪ Go on and swear,</i>
      <i> see if I care</i>

643
00:30:00,005 --> 00:30:02,372
     <i> ♪ Good and bad hair</i>

644
00:30:02,374 --> 00:30:04,974
       <i> ♪ Talking about</i>
     <i> good and bad hair</i>

645
00:30:04,976 --> 00:30:08,110
      <i> ♪ Whether you're dark</i>
    <i> or you're fair</i>

646
00:30:08,112 --> 00:30:10,011
        <i> ♪ Go on and swear,</i>
      <i> see if I care</i>

647
00:30:10,013 --> 00:30:12,980
     <i> ♪ Good and bad hair</i>

648
00:30:12,982 --> 00:30:14,982
<i> ♪ Go on and swear,</i>
      <i> see if I care</i>

649
00:30:14,984 --> 00:30:17,884
     <i> ♪ Good and bad hair</i>

650
00:30:17,886 --> 00:30:19,785
        <i> ♪ Go on and swear,</i>
      <i> see if I care</i>

651
00:30:19,787 --> 00:30:22,754
     <i> ♪ Good and bad hair</i>

652
00:30:22,756 --> 00:30:24,856
        <i> ♪ Go on and swear,</i>
      <i> see if I care</i>

653
00:30:24,858 --> 00:30:28,860
        <i> ♪ Good and bad</i>

654
00:30:28,862 --> 00:30:32,129
           <i> ♪ hair ♪</i>

655
00:30:38,903 --> 00:30:40,035
                 Watch it.

656
00:30:40,037 --> 00:30:41,102
   I will.

657
00:30:42,905 --> 00:30:44,237
         (CAT MEOWING)

658
00:31:09,296 --> 00:31:12,297
               (YELLING)
               Wake up!

659
00:31:12,299 --> 00:31:17,134
        (ALL SCREAMING)
           Move! Move! Move!

660
00:31:20,439 --> 00:31:21,971
Gammites!

661
00:31:21,973 --> 00:31:24,440
    ALL: Greetings to the elite
    Big Brothers

662
00:31:24,442 --> 00:31:27,910
    of Gamma Phi Gamma
    Fraternity Incorporated

663
00:31:27,912 --> 00:31:29,377
         Alpha Chapter!

664
00:31:32,348 --> 00:31:35,816
      GAMMITES: Oh, shit!

665
00:31:35,818 --> 00:31:37,484
 YODA:
 Most honorable Big Brothers,

666
00:31:37,486 --> 00:31:40,086
 we only beg
 for your forgiveness!

667
00:31:40,088 --> 00:31:41,587
               Enough!

668
00:31:59,873 --> 00:32:02,506
 Now, what we have here

669
00:32:02,508 --> 00:32:06,209
 is a menace to Gamma society.

670
00:32:06,211 --> 00:32:08,077
       That's right.
              Get on with this.

671
00:32:08,079 --> 00:32:12,314
 DR. FEELGOOD: Now, I motion
 for the death penalty.

672
00:32:12,316 --> 00:32:14,082
                  That'll work.

673
00:32:14,084 --> 00:32:17,018
 The Chair, having
recognized Dr. Feelgood,

674
00:32:17,020 --> 00:32:20,087
 without objection
 the motion is carried.

675
00:32:20,089 --> 00:32:21,288
 Grill these bastards.

676
00:32:21,290 --> 00:32:22,589
 (LAUGHING)

677
00:32:22,591 --> 00:32:24,557
          MAN: Grill.

678
00:32:24,559 --> 00:32:29,394
         Death will be too good
         for these offenders
         of the law.

679
00:32:29,396 --> 00:32:31,129
                      Brothers?
 Yes, sir.

680
00:32:31,131 --> 00:32:33,464
    Let's make the streets
    safe to walk again.

681
00:32:33,466 --> 00:32:34,865
                    Hear, hear.

682
00:32:34,867 --> 00:32:36,566
    For the women and chilluns.
                       Right.

683
00:32:36,568 --> 00:32:39,068
        See, we're gonna
        have to make a decision

684
00:32:39,070 --> 00:32:42,905
between the gas chamber,
       the electric chair,

685
00:32:42,907 --> 00:32:46,408
          or death by goddamn
          lethal injection.

686
00:32:46,410 --> 00:32:50,211
    You're guilty
    of eight counts of treason.

687
00:32:50,213 --> 00:32:51,478
       MAN:
       Like a big bitch.

688
00:32:51,480 --> 00:32:53,279
         Guilty

689
00:32:53,281 --> 00:32:56,882
 of eight counts
 of conspiracy.

690
00:32:56,884 --> 00:32:58,483
 I know you conspired.

691
00:32:58,485 --> 00:33:03,054
     Having been found
     guilty as charged,

692
00:33:03,056 --> 00:33:06,424
      I hereby
      sentence you to meet...

693
00:33:06,426 --> 00:33:08,159
      Oh, no,
      Big Brother Almighty, no!

694
00:33:08,161 --> 00:33:09,627
  No, no.

695
00:33:09,629 --> 00:33:12,096
        Big Bertha!

696
00:33:12,098 --> 00:33:14,331
 GAMMITE:
 Be still! Lights out!

697
00:33:14,333 --> 00:33:16,299
What the fuck is this?

698
00:33:16,301 --> 00:33:18,200
           JULIAN:
           Drop your sweats!

699
00:33:18,202 --> 00:33:19,367
  Move. Let's go.

700
00:33:19,369 --> 00:33:21,268
 Look at them drawers.

701
00:33:21,270 --> 00:33:23,570
     Bend over

702
00:33:23,572 --> 00:33:26,039
 and assume the position.

703
00:33:26,041 --> 00:33:29,308
   In other words,
   knock it out of here, yeah!

704
00:33:29,310 --> 00:33:30,976
 JULIAN:
 Play ball!

705
00:33:30,978 --> 00:33:32,577
             Ow!

706
00:33:32,579 --> 00:33:35,546
 I'm cuckoo for Cocoa Puffs,
 cuckoo for Cocoa Puffs!

707
00:33:35,548 --> 00:33:38,215
   You like me. You like me.

708
00:33:38,217 --> 00:33:40,250
      That's right.
      Yeah. That's right.

709
00:33:41,620 --> 00:33:44,320
    Fathers, forgive us
    for we have sinned.

710
00:33:45,356 --> 00:33:47,389
       (SCREAMING)

711
00:33:47,391 --> 00:33:51,526
  <i> ♪ Make my funk the P. Funk,</i>
<i> I wants to get funked up ♪</i>

712
00:33:53,763 --> 00:33:57,397
     There's nothing to fear
     but fear itself.

713
00:33:57,399 --> 00:33:59,565
 Fear this. Fear this.

714
00:34:02,403 --> 00:34:04,803
               Miss Jane Diva's
               gonna get it.

715
00:34:04,805 --> 00:34:06,271
             Yeah.

716
00:34:06,273 --> 00:34:07,805
  Isn't she on the Gamma court?

717
00:34:07,807 --> 00:34:09,706
  Not only is she on the court,
  she is the queen.

718
00:34:09,708 --> 00:34:12,208
    Rachel, what are you doing?

719
00:34:12,210 --> 00:34:14,210
      If we don't leave now,
      we're not gonna get
      a seat at the coronation.

720
00:34:14,212 --> 00:34:16,245
 That's right, Rachel.
 Let's go.
 You can study later.

721
00:34:16,247 --> 00:34:17,646
        I'm not going.

722
00:34:17,648 --> 00:34:19,481
Well, I suppose
       Dap isn't going, either.

723
00:34:19,483 --> 00:34:21,716
          Now, you know
          that has nothing
          to do with it.

724
00:34:21,718 --> 00:34:24,251
              Spare me, Rachel.

725
00:34:24,253 --> 00:34:28,755
           Rachel, you haven't
           seen anybody else
           since freshman year.

726
00:34:28,757 --> 00:34:31,324
        Don't you ever feel
        like seeing other guys,

727
00:34:31,326 --> 00:34:33,326
           like having
           other relationships?

728
00:34:33,328 --> 00:34:34,794
                  No.
 Yes, you do, Rachel.

729
00:34:34,796 --> 00:34:36,295
          No, I don't.

730
00:34:36,297 --> 00:34:38,463
      Come on.
Listen, Dap's a good guy.

731
00:34:38,465 --> 00:34:40,565
                    I like him.

732
00:34:40,567 --> 00:34:42,733
 One of the more
 positive brothers
 on this campus, right, Lizzie?

733
00:34:42,735 --> 00:34:44,367
 That's right.

734
00:34:44,369 --> 00:34:46,102
                  But I bet you

735
00:34:46,104 --> 00:34:48,270
                 he's snaking.

736
00:34:48,272 --> 00:34:49,704
     Ooh.

737
00:34:49,706 --> 00:34:52,073
              He can't help it.

738
00:34:52,075 --> 00:34:53,741
                    He's a man.

739
00:34:53,743 --> 00:34:55,843
             It's their nature.
             Mmm-mmm.

740
00:34:57,079 --> 00:34:58,578
                Are you coming
                or not, Rachel?

741
00:34:58,580 --> 00:35:00,346
       No, I'm not going.

742
00:35:00,348 --> 00:35:01,513
 Oh, come on, Doris.

743
00:35:01,515 --> 00:35:03,181
                 You are tired.

744
00:35:03,183 --> 00:35:05,583
She's tired, man.
 She put the "T" in tired.

745
00:35:05,585 --> 00:35:08,185
 And that's all
 somebody would have to do

746
00:35:08,187 --> 00:35:11,188
 to get a bus
 and put a sign on it
 that says, uh,

747
00:35:11,190 --> 00:35:13,323
 "All the fried chicken
 you want."

748
00:35:13,325 --> 00:35:16,459
 And you know black folks
 would be on that bus
 in a hurry.

749
00:35:16,461 --> 00:35:18,794
 Or, "All the drugs you want."

750
00:35:18,796 --> 00:35:21,196
 Or, "All the alcohol
 you want."

751
00:35:21,198 --> 00:35:23,198
          (BELL RINGING)
 Or, "All the..."

752
00:35:25,635 --> 00:35:28,636
 Would y'all excuse me
 for a minute, please?

753
00:35:28,638 --> 00:35:30,537
 I'll be right back.

754
00:35:40,649 --> 00:35:42,582
            RACHEL:
            Hey, how you doing?

755
00:35:44,619 --> 00:35:46,385
How long
       you gonna be out here?

756
00:35:46,387 --> 00:35:48,453
 As long as it takes, Rachel.

757
00:35:48,455 --> 00:35:50,521
              How long is that?

758
00:35:50,523 --> 00:35:52,456
 Probably all night.

759
00:35:52,458 --> 00:35:53,723
          All night?

760
00:35:55,793 --> 00:35:59,327
     MAN:
     <i> On this planet,</i>
     <i> only a few are chosen.</i>

761
00:35:59,329 --> 00:36:02,897
      <i> You do or you don't.</i>
    <i> You will or you won't.</i>

762
00:36:02,899 --> 00:36:05,733
     <i> Black and silver does.</i>

763
00:36:05,735 --> 00:36:07,835
            G-Phi-G!

764
00:36:07,837 --> 00:36:12,272
          (ALL CHANTING)
       <i> Ladies and gentlemen,</i>
     <i> friend and foe,</i>

765
00:36:12,274 --> 00:36:14,907
      <i> I present</i>
<i> Miss Gamma Phi Gamma,</i>

766
00:36:14,909 --> 00:36:17,709
          <i> Jane Toussaint</i>
        <i> and her court.</i>

767
00:36:17,711 --> 00:36:19,444
              MAN: We want ice.

768
00:36:20,513 --> 00:36:22,846
       (MUSIC PLAYING)

769
00:36:36,561 --> 00:36:39,328
              <i> ♪ I wanna know,</i>
            <i> is it worth it?</i>

770
00:36:40,631 --> 00:36:42,631
    <i> ♪ Trying to get this right</i>

771
00:36:42,633 --> 00:36:44,532
 <i> ♪ Trying to get this right</i>

772
00:36:44,534 --> 00:36:48,168
          <i> ♪ I know</i>
        <i> I shouldn't love you</i>

773
00:36:48,170 --> 00:36:50,170
            <i> ♪ You're always</i>
          <i> feeding me lies</i>

774
00:36:50,172 --> 00:36:51,905
   <i> ♪ Always feeding me lies</i>

775
00:36:51,907 --> 00:36:54,307
<i> ♪ Now I'm staying home</i>
       <i> waiting</i>

776
00:36:55,543 --> 00:36:57,709
    <i> ♪ Ain't nothing on TV</i>

777
00:36:57,711 --> 00:36:59,444
         <i> ♪ On the TV</i>

778
00:36:59,446 --> 00:37:02,947
          <i> ♪ I don't want your</i>
        <i> prized possessions</i>

779
00:37:02,949 --> 00:37:05,182
  <i> ♪ I want you here with me</i>

780
00:37:05,184 --> 00:37:07,184
            <i> ♪ Ooh</i>
       <i> ♪ I wanna let you know</i>

781
00:37:07,186 --> 00:37:08,318
              <i> ♪ Know</i>

782
00:37:08,320 --> 00:37:09,786
      <i> ♪ I'm not just for show</i>

783
00:37:09,788 --> 00:37:11,387
          <i> ♪ Show</i>

784
00:37:11,389 --> 00:37:13,622
       <i> ♪ Either you let me go</i>
        <i> ♪ Go</i>

785
00:37:13,624 --> 00:37:16,891
<i> ♪ Or give me love,</i>
           <i> love, love</i>

786
00:37:16,893 --> 00:37:19,493
        <i> ♪ You got to understand</i>
      <i> the reason why</i>

787
00:37:19,495 --> 00:37:22,896
        <i> ♪ I wanna try</i>
      <i> to make things right</i>

788
00:37:22,898 --> 00:37:25,565
        <i> ♪ I don't wanna</i>
      <i> be alone tonight</i>

789
00:37:25,567 --> 00:37:30,236
        <i> ♪ Pretty baby,</i>
        <i> I don't want another</i>
        <i> useless night</i>

790
00:37:30,238 --> 00:37:33,572
        <i> ♪ I don't wanna</i>
      <i> be alone tonight</i>

791
00:37:41,281 --> 00:37:43,314
    <i> ♪ Oh, my Lord, have mercy</i>

792
00:37:43,316 --> 00:37:45,282
<i> ♪ Oh, my God</i>

793
00:37:45,284 --> 00:37:47,217
         <i> ♪ Something's wrong</i>
       <i> in my head</i>

794
00:37:48,720 --> 00:37:51,520
           <i> ♪ Some say</i>
         <i> get her to a doctor</i>

795
00:37:52,623 --> 00:37:54,956
  <i> ♪ I came to see you instead</i>

796
00:37:54,958 --> 00:37:57,758
       <i> ♪ I wanna let you know</i>
    <i> ♪ Know</i>

797
00:37:57,760 --> 00:37:59,493
      <i> ♪ I'm not just for show</i>

798
00:37:59,495 --> 00:38:00,961
        <i> ♪ Show</i>

799
00:38:00,963 --> 00:38:03,263
       <i> ♪ Either you let me go</i>
         <i> ♪ Go</i>

800
00:38:03,265 --> 00:38:06,699
             <i> ♪ Or give me love,</i>
           <i> love, love</i>

801
00:38:06,701 --> 00:38:09,001
<i> ♪ You got to understand</i>
      <i> the reason why</i>

802
00:38:09,003 --> 00:38:12,437
          <i> ♪ I wanna try</i>
        <i> to make things right</i>

803
00:38:12,439 --> 00:38:15,306
        <i> ♪ I don't wanna</i>
      <i> be alone tonight</i>

804
00:38:15,308 --> 00:38:19,743
        <i> ♪ But, pretty baby,</i>
        <i> I don't want another</i>
        <i> useless night</i>

805
00:38:19,745 --> 00:38:22,345
        <i> ♪ I don't wanna</i>
      <i> be alone tonight</i>

806
00:38:22,347 --> 00:38:27,316
      <i> ♪ I'm here to see you</i>
      <i> 'cause I want you</i>
      <i> to feel my plight</i>

807
00:38:27,318 --> 00:38:29,551
<i> ♪ I don't wanna</i>
      <i> be alone tonight</i>

808
00:38:29,553 --> 00:38:34,755
          <i> ♪ Boy, you got to</i>
          <i> either love me right</i>
          <i> Or let me be</i>

809
00:38:34,757 --> 00:38:38,859
        <i> ♪ I don't wanna</i>
      <i> be alone tonight</i>

810
00:38:38,861 --> 00:38:40,760
 <i> ♪ Oh, no</i>

811
00:38:45,500 --> 00:38:48,767
         <i> ♪ Ooh, ooh, ooh</i>
       <i> Ooh, ooh, ooh</i>

812
00:38:51,872 --> 00:38:54,772
        <i> ♪ I wanna let you know</i>
        <i> ♪ Know</i>

813
00:38:54,774 --> 00:38:57,541
      <i> ♪ I'm not just for show</i>
       <i> ♪ Show</i>

814
00:38:57,543 --> 00:39:00,043
      <i> ♪ Either you let me go</i>
<i> ♪ Go</i>

815
00:39:00,045 --> 00:39:03,513
  <i> ♪ Or give me love,</i>
<i> love, love</i>

816
00:39:03,515 --> 00:39:05,982
  <i> ♪ You got to understand</i>
<i> the reason why</i>

817
00:39:05,984 --> 00:39:09,318
  <i> ♪ I wanna try</i>
<i> to make things right</i>

818
00:39:09,320 --> 00:39:11,920
              <i> ♪ I don't wanna</i>
            <i> be alone tonight</i>

819
00:39:11,922 --> 00:39:16,658
    <i> ♪ And, pretty baby,</i>
    <i> I don't want another</i>
    <i> useless night</i>

820
00:39:16,660 --> 00:39:19,427
        <i> ♪ I don't wanna</i>
      <i> be alone tonight</i>

821
00:39:19,429 --> 00:39:24,064
         <i> ♪ I'm here to see you</i>
         <i> 'cause I want you</i>
<i> to feel my plight</i>

822
00:39:24,066 --> 00:39:26,533
      <i> ♪ I don't wanna</i>
    <i> be alone tonight</i>

823
00:39:26,535 --> 00:39:31,771
          <i> ♪ Boy, you got to</i>
          <i> either love me right</i>
          <i> or let me be</i>

824
00:39:31,773 --> 00:39:34,940
        <i> ♪ I don't wanna</i>
      <i> be alone tonight</i>

825
00:39:38,812 --> 00:39:40,378
                <i> ♪ Boy</i>

826
00:39:42,382 --> 00:39:43,647
       <i> ♪ You know I love you</i>

827
00:39:49,788 --> 00:39:53,723
  <i> ♪ Oh, no, no, no, no, baby</i>

828
00:39:53,725 --> 00:39:56,425
         <i> ♪ Don't leave me</i>
       <i> here overnight</i>

829
00:39:57,561 --> 00:40:00,962
  <i> ♪ Oh, no, no, no, no, baby</i>

830
00:40:00,964 --> 00:40:03,831
<i> ♪ Don't leave me</i>
  <i> here through the night ♪</i>

831
00:40:18,446 --> 00:40:19,812
            Damn it, Grady.

832
00:40:23,918 --> 00:40:27,585
    Why I get
    the sloppiest roommate
    in school, I'll never know.

833
00:40:30,590 --> 00:40:31,822
                  (SIGHING)

834
00:40:42,133 --> 00:40:43,899
           (GROANING)

835
00:40:43,901 --> 00:40:45,800
     Did you have to use
     the whole can?

836
00:40:45,802 --> 00:40:49,370
              Well, you know...
              You know Grady.

837
00:40:49,372 --> 00:40:52,005
          I mean, uh,
          he don't feel at home

838
00:40:52,007 --> 00:40:56,442
          unless it, uh, smells
          like a locker room
          in here, you know.

839
00:40:56,444 --> 00:40:57,743
Yeah.

840
00:41:02,115 --> 00:41:04,014
          (MOANING)

841
00:41:04,016 --> 00:41:05,548
      What? What's the matter?

842
00:41:05,550 --> 00:41:09,451
        We had static with Jane
        and the Gamma Rays.

843
00:41:09,453 --> 00:41:12,620
 Earlier today you told me
 not to let Julian bother me.

844
00:41:12,622 --> 00:41:14,555
 So what's up
 with you and Jane, huh?

845
00:41:14,557 --> 00:41:15,889
                    (SIGHING)
 What happened, Rachel?

846
00:41:15,891 --> 00:41:17,991
               The usual.
       Well, fuck 'em.

847
00:41:17,993 --> 00:41:20,159
 I don't give
 two motherfucks about them.
 So I don't see...

848
00:41:20,161 --> 00:41:21,994
               Here we go.
   Here we go, where?

849
00:41:21,996 --> 00:41:23,662
        Don't start, all right?

850
00:41:23,664 --> 00:41:25,830
What are you talking about,
 "Don't start"?

851
00:41:25,832 --> 00:41:27,898
   I know I have
   my problems with them,
   but with you it's a crusade.

852
00:41:27,900 --> 00:41:29,766
         I'm beginning to think
         you're color-struck.

853
00:41:29,768 --> 00:41:33,503
  You definitely have a thing
  against light-skinned blacks.

854
00:41:33,505 --> 00:41:35,905
      Who, me?
           Yes, you.

855
00:41:35,907 --> 00:41:38,908
 No, no, Rachel.
 It's them. It's not me.

856
00:41:38,910 --> 00:41:44,546
 Come on, I adore octoroon
 and quadroon mulattoes.
 They're so unpure.

857
00:41:44,548 --> 00:41:46,781
          And you're 100% pure?

858
00:41:46,783 --> 00:41:50,651
      Massa was in your
ancestors' slave quarters
      just like everybody else.

859
00:41:50,653 --> 00:41:52,786
 No, no, no, no.
 No white blood in me.

860
00:41:52,788 --> 00:41:55,955
 My stock 100%
 pure Zulu Masai.

861
00:41:55,957 --> 00:41:58,490
 Nubian knight of Bingyjoint.

862
00:41:59,693 --> 00:42:01,125
              You are so silly.

863
00:42:01,127 --> 00:42:02,860
 Hey, but on the serious tip,

864
00:42:02,862 --> 00:42:05,462
 some of the wannabes
 are all right.

865
00:42:05,464 --> 00:42:07,530
       The rest suck.

866
00:42:07,532 --> 00:42:10,432
 If people are cool with me,
 Rachel, I'm cool with them.

867
00:42:10,434 --> 00:42:12,100
           You're full of shit.

868
00:42:12,102 --> 00:42:14,836
          And you need to check
          yourself on that tip.

869
00:42:34,223 --> 00:42:38,191
            MAN:
<i> ♪ Butterflies begin</i>

870
00:42:38,193 --> 00:42:42,595
    <i> ♪ From having been another</i>

871
00:42:42,597 --> 00:42:46,498
         <i> ♪ As a child is born</i>

872
00:42:46,500 --> 00:42:48,533
           <i> ♪ From being</i>

873
00:42:48,535 --> 00:42:52,870
       <i> ♪ in a mother's womb</i>

874
00:42:54,607 --> 00:42:58,875
         <i> ♪ But how many times</i>

875
00:42:58,877 --> 00:43:03,246
        <i> ♪ Have you wished</i>
      <i> you were some other</i>

876
00:43:04,549 --> 00:43:08,884
 <i> ♪ someone than who you are?</i>

877
00:43:10,921 --> 00:43:15,523
         <i> ♪ Yet who's to say</i>

878
00:43:15,525 --> 00:43:19,927
  <i> ♪ That if all were uncovered</i>

879
00:43:21,597 --> 00:43:25,131
               <i> ♪ You would like</i>
             <i> what you'd see?</i>

880
00:43:29,903 --> 00:43:33,237
<i> ♪ You can only be you</i>

881
00:43:37,842 --> 00:43:41,243
        <i> ♪ As I can only be me</i>

882
00:43:49,719 --> 00:43:53,787
       <i> ♪ Flowers cannot bloom</i>

883
00:43:53,789 --> 00:43:57,991
    <i> ♪ Until it is their season</i>

884
00:43:57,993 --> 00:44:01,861
     <i> ♪ As we would not be here</i>

885
00:44:01,863 --> 00:44:06,799
   <i> ♪ Unless it was our destiny</i>

886
00:44:09,637 --> 00:44:14,339
  <i> ♪ But how many times</i>

887
00:44:14,341 --> 00:44:19,777
    <i> ♪ Have you wished</i>
  <i> to be in spaces</i>

888
00:44:19,779 --> 00:44:24,247
  <i> ♪ Time,</i>
<i> places than where you were?</i>

889
00:44:26,317 --> 00:44:30,686
  <i> ♪ Yet who's to say</i>

890
00:44:30,688 --> 00:44:35,290
 <i> ♪ With unfamiliar faces</i>

891
00:44:36,826 --> 00:44:41,962
        <i> ♪ You could anymore be</i>

892
00:44:44,933 --> 00:44:48,734
<i> ♪ Loving you that you see</i>

893
00:44:53,073 --> 00:44:58,175
         <i> ♪ You can only be you</i>

894
00:45:01,079 --> 00:45:06,215
         <i> ♪ As I can only be me</i>

895
00:45:07,284 --> 00:45:09,450
          <i> ♪ Ooh, ooh, ooh</i>

896
00:45:17,693 --> 00:45:22,729
      <i> ♪ I can only be me ♪</i>

897
00:45:26,735 --> 00:45:30,336
 Oh, hold up.
 My arm's going to sleep.

898
00:45:32,973 --> 00:45:34,872
             It's getting late.

899
00:45:35,975 --> 00:45:38,942
     Don't you have to go back?

900
00:45:38,944 --> 00:45:41,244
 I want you
 to spend the night, okay?

901
00:45:41,246 --> 00:45:42,845
              What about Grady?

902
00:45:42,847 --> 00:45:44,246
      Forget Grady.

903
00:45:48,085 --> 00:45:50,385
              I have something
              to tell you.

904
00:45:56,091 --> 00:45:58,825
          No, I'm not pregnant.

905
00:45:58,827 --> 00:46:00,293
Oh, okay.

906
00:46:00,295 --> 00:46:01,827
            What?

907
00:46:01,829 --> 00:46:03,195
           I'm pledging
           Delta next semester.

908
00:46:03,197 --> 00:46:04,796
  You're what?

909
00:46:04,798 --> 00:46:07,732
           I'm going to pledge
           Delta next semester.

910
00:46:07,734 --> 00:46:09,133
            I've been to
            a couple of rushes,

911
00:46:09,135 --> 00:46:11,902
         and if they accept me,
         I'm gonna do it.

912
00:46:11,904 --> 00:46:14,871
 First it was Julian,
 then it was Darrell, now you.

913
00:46:14,873 --> 00:46:17,206
 Everybody tripping or what?
 What is this?

914
00:46:17,208 --> 00:46:19,041
 I don't believe this, Rachel.

915
00:46:19,043 --> 00:46:21,276
                 Believe it.

916
00:46:21,278 --> 00:46:23,778
     You sure know how to spoil
a pleasant evening.

917
00:46:23,780 --> 00:46:25,913
 I know how to spoil
 a pleasant evening?

918
00:46:25,915 --> 00:46:28,282
 I didn't come in here
 talking about pledging
 no sorority.

919
00:46:28,284 --> 00:46:29,916
               I must have been
               sick in the head

920
00:46:29,918 --> 00:46:31,284
         to think
         I'd have your support.

921
00:46:31,286 --> 00:46:33,519
 Yeah, you must have been
 sick in the head,

922
00:46:33,521 --> 00:46:36,755
 'cause you ain't
 getting my support
 on nothing like that. No way.

923
00:46:36,757 --> 00:46:38,156
            Thought I would.

924
00:46:38,158 --> 00:46:40,458
  Yeah, well...

925
00:46:40,460 --> 00:46:44,061
 You know them
 sororities are just as bad
 as fraternities, Rachel.

926
00:46:44,063 --> 00:46:47,164
Vaughn, this is something
      that I want to do.

927
00:46:47,166 --> 00:46:49,332
         You have every right
         not to like the Greeks

928
00:46:49,334 --> 00:46:51,367
    but this is another matter.
 Now that's bullshit.

929
00:46:51,369 --> 00:46:53,102
     You haven't even
     considered the good things

930
00:46:53,104 --> 00:46:54,770
               that they do
               on campus and
               in the comm...

931
00:46:54,772 --> 00:46:56,805
 That's bullshit, Rachel!

932
00:46:56,807 --> 00:46:58,373
 They change people.

933
00:46:59,542 --> 00:47:01,208
 You won't be the same.

934
00:47:01,210 --> 00:47:03,043
 People change for the worse
 after they pledge.

935
00:47:03,045 --> 00:47:05,512
 If I seen it once,
I seen it a million times.

936
00:47:05,514 --> 00:47:07,247
     There's no way
     you can tell me...

937
00:47:07,249 --> 00:47:09,782
       I'll be the same Rachel.

938
00:47:11,051 --> 00:47:13,418
       And I'll still love you.
         Mmm-hmm.

939
00:47:13,420 --> 00:47:15,019
  Yeah. Mmm-hmm.

940
00:47:15,021 --> 00:47:17,921
                  Oh, fine.

941
00:47:17,923 --> 00:47:20,423
         Why don't you go
         join the Gamma Rays,
         while you're at it?

942
00:47:20,425 --> 00:47:23,192
    Okay. Now I see.

943
00:47:24,929 --> 00:47:27,796
 This has nothing to do
 with the Gamma Rays, right?

944
00:47:29,299 --> 00:47:31,332
    You know, Vaughn?

945
00:47:31,334 --> 00:47:34,168
      I've often wondered
      if the only reason
      you're with me

946
00:47:34,170 --> 00:47:37,337
    is because I'm one
of the darkest sisters
    on campus.

947
00:47:37,339 --> 00:47:41,874
   Good for your
   all-the-way-down,
   pro-black nationalist image.

948
00:47:41,876 --> 00:47:44,076
             Rachel. Rachel...

949
00:49:24,544 --> 00:49:26,343
        (BAND PLAYING)

950
00:49:26,345 --> 00:49:28,111
        (CROWD CHEERING)

951
00:49:47,932 --> 00:49:49,531
       Hey, how are you?

952
00:49:56,339 --> 00:49:58,238
          (WHISTLING)

953
00:49:58,240 --> 00:50:00,073
       (GAMMITES BARKING)

954
00:50:02,077 --> 00:50:03,276
          What's that?

955
00:50:03,278 --> 00:50:06,145
          <i> ♪ G-Phi-G</i>

956
00:50:06,147 --> 00:50:09,381
         (BARKING RHYTHMICALLY)

957
00:50:09,383 --> 00:50:13,518
                    <i> ♪ G-Phi-G</i>
    <i> ♪ The people united</i>
    <i> will never be defeated</i>

958
00:50:13,520 --> 00:50:15,520
        (GAMMITES BARKING)

959
00:50:17,123 --> 00:50:21,425
<i> ♪ G-Phi-G</i>

960
00:50:21,427 --> 00:50:23,460
       (GAMMITE BARKING)

961
00:50:25,297 --> 00:50:29,365
        <i> ♪ She's so fine,</i>
      <i> damn, the queen</i>

962
00:50:29,367 --> 00:50:33,102
        <i> ♪ Of your mind,</i>
      <i> damn, the queen</i>

963
00:50:33,104 --> 00:50:36,672
        <i> ♪ She's so fine,</i>
      <i> damn, the queen</i>

964
00:50:36,674 --> 00:50:40,375
        <i> ♪ Of your mind,</i>
      <i> damn, the queen</i>

965
00:50:40,377 --> 00:50:42,243
        <i> ♪ She's so fine,</i>
      <i> damn, the queen ♪</i>

966
00:50:42,245 --> 00:50:45,279
       <i> ♪ Our people united</i>
     <i> will never be defeated</i>

967
00:50:45,281 --> 00:50:48,582
    <i> ♪ Our people united</i>
<i> will never be defeated ♪</i>

968
00:50:48,584 --> 00:50:49,983
 (BARKING)

969
00:50:52,687 --> 00:50:55,254
      G-Phi-G, let's go!

970
00:50:55,256 --> 00:50:57,289
          MAN:
          Hold up. Hold up.
 Let's straighten this out.

971
00:50:57,291 --> 00:51:01,192
     Well, I see
     we meet again under
     unpleasant circumstances.

972
00:51:02,428 --> 00:51:05,028
        Dap, you are in
        direct violation.

973
00:51:05,030 --> 00:51:07,497
  You need
  a permit from my office
  to participate in this parade

974
00:51:07,499 --> 00:51:08,631
        and you don't have one.
 Dig it.

975
00:51:08,633 --> 00:51:11,533
     No permits, no parade.

976
00:51:11,535 --> 00:51:13,735
      Julian,
      I can handle this myself.
Well, handle it, then.

977
00:51:13,737 --> 00:51:15,703
        MAN: Excuse me.

978
00:51:15,705 --> 00:51:17,171
           Give me the banner.
 DAP:
 We ain't giving you shit.

979
00:51:17,173 --> 00:51:18,639
         That's right,
         God damn it.

980
00:51:18,641 --> 00:51:20,374
 We pay tuition here
 just like everybody else.

981
00:51:20,376 --> 00:51:21,641
  Fucking wannabes
  make me sick.

982
00:51:21,643 --> 00:51:23,709
      When will you
      jigaboos ever learn

983
00:51:23,711 --> 00:51:25,677
       what it is to do it
       by the book?
 Who're you calling jigaboo?

984
00:51:25,679 --> 00:51:27,178
 You call people
 in your family jigaboo?

985
00:51:27,180 --> 00:51:29,046
           Look, I am sick
           of you niggers!

986
00:51:29,048 --> 00:51:31,048
Every day the same shit!

987
00:51:31,050 --> 00:51:32,416
      Damn, Virg.

988
00:51:32,418 --> 00:51:34,017
   Such profanity.

989
00:51:34,019 --> 00:51:35,251
                   "Niggers"?

990
00:51:36,654 --> 00:51:38,587
 EDGE:
 All right, chump.

991
00:51:38,589 --> 00:51:40,388
          What do you
          gentlemen want to do?
          Kill each other?

992
00:51:40,390 --> 00:51:41,589
     No, no.
     It's not like that at all.

993
00:51:41,591 --> 00:51:43,157
     You gonna kill each other?

994
00:51:43,159 --> 00:51:44,291
     Take the banner.
     Let it go. Let it go.

995
00:51:44,293 --> 00:51:45,792
       Give it to him.
           Thank you.

996
00:51:45,794 --> 00:51:47,226
            Thank you.
       Can we still
       follow the float?

997
00:51:47,228 --> 00:51:48,594
             You can follow.
Thank you.

998
00:51:48,596 --> 00:51:50,295
             Yeah, on the side.
         Stay in the back.

999
00:51:50,297 --> 00:51:51,763
       Stay on the side.

1000
00:51:51,765 --> 00:51:53,698
    Bye, Virgil.
                See you, Monroe.

1001
00:51:53,700 --> 00:51:55,499
 You happy now?
        I'm very happy.

1002
00:51:55,501 --> 00:51:57,234
 Good. Now we'll follow you
 whenever you get ready.

1003
00:51:57,236 --> 00:51:59,135
                   In the back.

1004
00:51:59,137 --> 00:52:00,469
         We'd be glad
         to let you follow us.
         Let's go.

1005
00:52:00,471 --> 00:52:02,370
                           Jig.
        Shut up, Chucky Cheese.

1006
00:52:02,372 --> 00:52:04,305
                I'll smack you
                into next week.
Whenever you're ready.

1007
00:52:04,307 --> 00:52:05,472
 Watch your mouth, boy.

1008
00:52:05,474 --> 00:52:07,474
 We should kick
 their ass, man.

1009
00:52:12,314 --> 00:52:14,147
  Hold it, hold it.
  Coach has something to say.

1010
00:52:14,149 --> 00:52:16,048
 PLAYER:
 Gonna win it, Coach.

1011
00:52:17,151 --> 00:52:18,416
                Men.

1012
00:52:19,619 --> 00:52:24,121
    We have gathered here today
    to do a job.

1013
00:52:24,123 --> 00:52:25,388
 PLAYER: Yes, sir.

1014
00:52:25,390 --> 00:52:29,692
      God told
      and explained to Jonah

1015
00:52:29,694 --> 00:52:33,595
     that the essence of love
     is to labor for something.

1016
00:52:33,597 --> 00:52:34,762
 Yeah.
   That's right.

1017
00:52:34,764 --> 00:52:36,430
    To make something grow.

1018
00:52:36,432 --> 00:52:40,333
        That love and labor
        are inseparable.

1019
00:52:40,335 --> 00:52:42,068
Yes, sir.
                  That's right.

1020
00:52:42,070 --> 00:52:45,571
         One loves that
         for which one lives

1021
00:52:45,573 --> 00:52:48,540
       and one labors for
       that which one loves.

1022
00:52:48,542 --> 00:52:50,208
        (ALL CHEERING)
    All right!

1023
00:52:50,210 --> 00:52:55,412
          When we get out
          on that gridiron

1024
00:52:55,414 --> 00:53:00,416
        it's what we have
        labored for all week.

1025
00:53:00,418 --> 00:53:02,718
                    All right!

1026
00:53:02,720 --> 00:53:04,386
              Now,

1027
00:53:04,388 --> 00:53:08,656
   I want every man to think

1028
00:53:08,658 --> 00:53:12,426
    about his responsibilities,
    his role.

1029
00:53:12,428 --> 00:53:16,430
       This is a team
made up of 65 players

1030
00:53:16,432 --> 00:53:19,232
        and it will
        take a total effort

1031
00:53:19,234 --> 00:53:24,136
    by a committed, dedicated,
    never-say-die,
    never-give-up group

1032
00:53:24,138 --> 00:53:28,806
     of 65 individuals who have
     come together as one!

1033
00:53:28,808 --> 00:53:30,274
           ALL: Yeah!

1034
00:53:30,276 --> 00:53:31,808
       Go! Go! Go!

1035
00:53:35,580 --> 00:53:37,413
 We don't have
 to be told, sir!

1036
00:53:37,415 --> 00:53:42,150
         To do this job,
         to win this battle.

1037
00:53:42,152 --> 00:53:43,317
  I don't have to tell you...

1038
00:53:43,319 --> 00:53:44,751
                 No, you don't.

1039
00:53:44,753 --> 00:53:47,287
     The stands are packed
     with your friends...

1040
00:53:47,289 --> 00:53:48,388
        Right.

1041
00:53:48,390 --> 00:53:50,356
...classmates, your families.

1042
00:53:50,358 --> 00:53:51,757
                  That's right.

1043
00:53:51,759 --> 00:53:53,658
       Alumni has traveled
       from near and far.

1044
00:53:53,660 --> 00:53:55,359
     Talk to me.

1045
00:53:55,361 --> 00:53:59,795
     I won't even mention
     that your lady friends

1046
00:53:59,797 --> 00:54:01,396
     will be watching you.

1047
00:54:01,398 --> 00:54:02,897
             Yeah!

1048
00:54:04,700 --> 00:54:06,666
                    PLAYER:
                    Hear, hear.

1049
00:54:06,668 --> 00:54:09,602
 Do you want to let them down?

1050
00:54:09,604 --> 00:54:11,770
           Hell, no!

1051
00:54:11,772 --> 00:54:15,840
      Do you want to make
      a bad representation

1052
00:54:15,842 --> 00:54:17,508
      of Mission College?

1053
00:54:17,510 --> 00:54:19,309
           Hell, no!

1054
00:54:19,311 --> 00:54:22,712
        Do you want to
lose Homecoming

1055
00:54:22,714 --> 00:54:25,581
 for the fourth year in a row?

1056
00:54:25,583 --> 00:54:27,583
     ALL: Hell, no!

1057
00:54:27,585 --> 00:54:30,819
          Do you want me
          to lose my job?

1058
00:54:30,821 --> 00:54:32,887
    Hell, no!

1059
00:54:32,889 --> 00:54:34,455
     Do you like the devil?

1060
00:54:34,457 --> 00:54:35,889
           Hell, no!

1061
00:54:35,891 --> 00:54:39,559
     Well, the devil is
     in that other locker room!

1062
00:54:39,561 --> 00:54:40,860
 Make us feel it.

1063
00:54:40,862 --> 00:54:44,330
        The devil is
        wearing black jerseys.

1064
00:54:44,332 --> 00:54:46,565
      Can I get a witness?

1065
00:54:46,567 --> 00:54:48,667
       ALL: Yes!

1066
00:54:48,669 --> 00:54:50,602
       I want intensity!

1067
00:54:50,604 --> 00:54:51,903
      ALL: Oh, yeah!

1068
00:54:51,905 --> 00:54:54,438
     I want reckless abandon!
    Oh, yeah!

1069
00:54:54,440 --> 00:54:56,506
  I want you to remember that

1070
00:54:56,508 --> 00:55:00,443
this is Mission College!

1071
00:55:00,445 --> 00:55:01,610
           (CHEERING)

1072
00:55:01,612 --> 00:55:04,312
          And then,

1073
00:55:04,314 --> 00:55:07,615
        by the name
        of all that is holy,

1074
00:55:07,617 --> 00:55:12,652
         go out there
         and kick some butt!

1075
00:55:12,654 --> 00:55:14,453
       ALL: Yeah!

1076
00:55:18,925 --> 00:55:21,725
          COACH ODOM: Let's go!

1077
00:55:24,629 --> 00:55:26,562
        (CROWD CHEERING)

1078
00:55:26,564 --> 00:55:28,463
        (BAND PLAYING)

1079
00:55:46,849 --> 00:55:48,615
                (LAUGHING)

1080
00:56:08,503 --> 00:56:11,470
       Come on! That's the way!

1081
00:56:11,472 --> 00:56:13,972
         (ALL CHEERING)

1082
00:56:26,720 --> 00:56:29,654
   It's just the first quarter.

1083
00:56:29,656 --> 00:56:33,758
        <i> ♪ Mission Tigers,</i>
      <i> take it on out</i>

1084
00:56:33,760 --> 00:56:35,526
           (WHOOPING)

1085
00:56:36,962 --> 00:56:39,662
<i> ♪ Mission Tigers</i>

1086
00:56:39,664 --> 00:56:40,929
       <i> ♪ Take it on out</i>

1087
00:56:40,931 --> 00:56:42,864
           (WHOOPING)

1088
00:56:44,467 --> 00:56:49,502
        <i> ♪ Mission Tigers,</i>
      <i> take it on out ♪</i>

1089
00:56:49,504 --> 00:56:52,004
      Fire it up, Mission,
      fire it up, hey!

1090
00:56:52,006 --> 00:56:54,639
        Fire it up, Mission,
        fire it up, hey!

1091
00:56:54,641 --> 00:56:56,974
           All right, defense!
           All right, steady!

1092
00:56:56,976 --> 00:56:59,676
      <i> ♪ Tigers in the front!</i>
    <i> Yeah!</i>

1093
00:56:59,678 --> 00:57:01,077
   <i> ♪ Let me hear you grunt!</i>

1094
00:57:01,079 --> 00:57:02,878
          (GRUNTING)

1095
00:57:02,880 --> 00:57:04,813
     <i> ♪ Tigers in the middle,</i>
<i> all right!</i>

1096
00:57:04,815 --> 00:57:07,115
     <i> ♪ Let me hear you sizzle</i>

1097
00:57:07,117 --> 00:57:09,650
                Hold them!

1098
00:57:09,652 --> 00:57:11,752
     <i> ♪ Tigers in the rear</i>
     <i> Let me hear you cheer,</i>
     <i> all right!</i>

1099
00:57:11,754 --> 00:57:14,755
 Hey! Where's the blocking?

1100
00:57:15,958 --> 00:57:17,057
         CHEERLEADERS: Tigers!

1101
00:57:17,059 --> 00:57:18,525
            Tigers!

1102
00:57:18,527 --> 00:57:20,493
   <i> ♪ Said, wag your tails!</i>

1103
00:57:20,495 --> 00:57:22,928
     <i> ♪ Wag your tails! ♪</i>
     <i> Go back and get the goal!</i>

1104
00:57:22,930 --> 00:57:26,064
  Come on, man!
    Red, right, red, right!

1105
00:57:26,066 --> 00:57:28,866
   <i> ♪ Oops, upside your head,</i>
<i> say oops, upside your head</i>

1106
00:57:28,868 --> 00:57:32,102
      <i> ♪ Oops, upside your head,</i>
    <i> say oops, upside your head</i>

1107
00:57:32,104 --> 00:57:36,005
   <i> ♪ Oops, upside your head,</i>
 <i> say oops, upside your head</i>

1108
00:57:36,007 --> 00:57:39,474
    <i> ♪ Oops, upside your head,</i>
  <i> say oops, upside your head ♪</i>

1109
00:57:42,045 --> 00:57:43,743
       (WHISTLE BLOWING)

1110
00:57:46,547 --> 00:57:47,612
        (EXCLAIMING)

1111
00:57:48,715 --> 00:57:50,681
        (CROWD GROANING)

1112
00:57:54,953 --> 00:57:56,786
 This doesn't look good.

1113
00:57:56,788 --> 00:57:58,720
        Mission never says die.

1114
00:58:01,658 --> 00:58:03,958
   Yo, yo,
   what the fuck is going on?

1115
00:58:03,960 --> 00:58:05,092
    I've been here four years.

1116
00:58:05,094 --> 00:58:06,760
We've lost every Homecoming.

1117
00:58:06,762 --> 00:58:08,094
      You play like
      a bunch of pussies.

1118
00:58:08,096 --> 00:58:10,096
 Man, down in the front!

1119
00:58:10,098 --> 00:58:12,598
   (CHANTING)
   Take your hat, your coat,
   and leave, motherfucker!

1120
00:58:12,600 --> 00:58:15,667
   Whoever said that shit
   ain't got no mother, man.

1121
00:58:20,040 --> 00:58:22,173
 McPHERSON: Vaughn Dunlap.

1122
00:58:22,175 --> 00:58:25,109
   Yeah, President McPherson.

1123
00:58:25,111 --> 00:58:27,211
  How'd you get the name
  "Dap"?

1124
00:58:27,213 --> 00:58:29,580
  Just a nickname. That's all.

1125
00:58:29,582 --> 00:58:34,717
 Anyway, Vaughn,
 you've been a good student
 these past four years

1126
00:58:34,719 --> 00:58:37,886
 and you've grown
 into a fine young man.

1127
00:58:37,888 --> 00:58:40,121
Thank you, sir.

1128
00:58:40,123 --> 00:58:43,991
 That's why I'm so surprised
 at your recent activities.

1129
00:58:43,993 --> 00:58:45,859
          Activities?

1130
00:58:45,861 --> 00:58:48,194
 You've become
 a disruptive force
 on this campus.

1131
00:58:48,196 --> 00:58:51,997
 You're hindering other folks
 from an education.

1132
00:58:51,999 --> 00:58:54,165
          Let me make it plain.

1133
00:58:56,469 --> 00:58:59,770
          Hey, man, you don't
          really have a choice.

1134
00:58:59,772 --> 00:59:03,140
  If you continue these antics,
  you'll be expelled.

1135
00:59:03,142 --> 00:59:06,109
              Plain and simple,
              short and sweet.

1136
00:59:06,111 --> 00:59:09,212
 This is Cedar Cloud,
 Chairman of
 the Board of Trustees.

1137
00:59:09,214 --> 00:59:11,214
What he says is true.

1138
00:59:11,216 --> 00:59:13,482
               True?

1139
00:59:13,484 --> 00:59:15,550
       With all due respect,
       President McPherson,

1140
00:59:15,552 --> 00:59:18,219
       I don't believe
       this man knows
       the meaning of the word.

1141
00:59:18,221 --> 00:59:22,122
      So what?
      You marched with King
      in the '60s. Big deal.

1142
00:59:22,124 --> 00:59:25,024
That was over 20 years ago.

1143
00:59:25,026 --> 00:59:28,494
 Black people are
 still catching hell
 all over the world, you know.

1144
00:59:28,496 --> 00:59:29,962
                 Sit down, son.

1145
00:59:29,964 --> 00:59:32,130
 We have made progress.

1146
00:59:32,132 --> 00:59:35,266
              Says who?

1147
00:59:35,268 --> 00:59:39,703
      There is no way
      you can defend
not divesting completely.

1148
00:59:39,705 --> 00:59:41,838
          No ifs, ands
          or buts about it.

1149
00:59:41,840 --> 00:59:43,940
              It's your program
              we don't like.

1150
00:59:43,942 --> 00:59:48,277
 You cannot
 hinder other students
 from getting an education.

1151
00:59:48,279 --> 00:59:49,645
     I'll do what I have to do.

1152
00:59:50,881 --> 00:59:52,247
                     So will I.

1153
00:59:54,017 --> 00:59:55,883
        You know... Look at me!

1154
00:59:57,286 --> 01:00:00,687
               You've got a lot
               of living to do.

1155
01:00:00,689 --> 01:00:04,057
               I had classmates
               here at Mission
               just like you.

1156
01:00:04,059 --> 01:00:06,893
        And now
they're old and bitter.

1157
01:00:09,597 --> 01:00:11,830
    You still don't understand,
    do you?

1158
01:00:11,832 --> 01:00:13,198
    Make us understand.

1159
01:00:18,871 --> 01:00:20,637
        Is there anything else?

1160
01:00:20,639 --> 01:00:22,205
 McPHERSON: You may go.

1161
01:00:22,207 --> 01:00:23,606
              Thank you.

1162
01:00:24,675 --> 01:00:26,775
         We'll be watching you.

1163
01:00:26,777 --> 01:00:28,076
    You do that.

1164
01:00:45,928 --> 01:00:49,229
 Sorry about the game, man.
Hey, that's all right, man.

1165
01:00:49,231 --> 01:00:51,164
 We gave it the old
 Mission College try, right?

1166
01:00:51,166 --> 01:00:52,765
         No, we didn't.

1167
01:00:52,767 --> 01:00:54,032
 So I lied.

1168
01:00:54,034 --> 01:00:56,167
        (BOTH LAUGHING)

1169
01:00:56,169 --> 01:00:58,869
 We got stomped, man.

1170
01:00:58,871 --> 01:01:00,303
 What was the score?

1171
01:01:00,305 --> 01:01:02,104
      What, 52-7?

1172
01:01:02,106 --> 01:01:03,839
I don't know, man.

1173
01:01:03,841 --> 01:01:06,574
    I was looking at the honeys
    in the fourth quarter, man.

1174
01:01:09,345 --> 01:01:10,844
 Hey, Rachel call, man?

1175
01:01:10,846 --> 01:01:12,111
      Not since I've been here.

1176
01:01:14,248 --> 01:01:16,181
        (PHONE RINGING)

1177
01:01:16,183 --> 01:01:17,749
 DORIS:
 Bet you it's Dap.

1178
01:01:17,751 --> 01:01:19,150
 Let him call.

1179
01:01:19,152 --> 01:01:21,852
       Miss Life, does that
       sound like the president

1180
01:01:21,854 --> 01:01:23,854
           of the Dap Dunlap
           Fan Club to you?

1181
01:01:23,856 --> 01:01:25,856
 It does not to me,
 Witherspoon.

1182
01:01:25,858 --> 01:01:28,658
 RACHEL:
 Well, the president
 handed in her resignation.

1183
01:01:28,660 --> 01:01:30,993
 I told him about me pledging
 and he went off on me.

1184
01:01:30,995 --> 01:01:33,261
Did I hear right, Rachel?
 Yeah.

1185
01:01:33,263 --> 01:01:36,030
 Did I just hear that
 you're going to pledge?

1186
01:01:36,032 --> 01:01:38,132
 Thanks for telling us.
 It's a big surprise.

1187
01:01:38,134 --> 01:01:40,934
 It shouldn't be a surprise.
 I've always wanted to pledge.

1188
01:01:40,936 --> 01:01:42,135
                    DORIS:
                    Since when?

1189
01:01:42,137 --> 01:01:43,369
 Since I got here.

1190
01:01:43,371 --> 01:01:45,637
Oh, since you got here.
That's great.

1191
01:01:45,639 --> 01:01:47,739
So now you feel you have
to belong to something.

1192
01:01:47,741 --> 01:01:50,007
 You have to go up
 and join up
 with some people, huh?

1193
01:01:50,009 --> 01:01:52,175
                The Gamma Rays
                have certainly
gotten to you.

1194
01:01:52,177 --> 01:01:54,143
 Come on, y'all.
 I have a sense of who I am.

1195
01:01:54,145 --> 01:01:56,278
         Then why wait
         till your senior year?

1196
01:01:56,280 --> 01:01:57,912
                          Yeah.

1197
01:01:57,914 --> 01:02:00,147
 I was afraid of what
 Dap would think of me.

1198
01:02:00,149 --> 01:02:01,715
   What Dap would think of you?

1199
01:02:01,717 --> 01:02:03,850
      Well,
      I'm glad you came around.

1200
01:02:03,852 --> 01:02:05,752
     'Cause these boys
     will run your life.
     Just give them one chance.

1201
01:02:05,754 --> 01:02:08,454
 Dap, the word is out, brother.
 DAP: Hmm?

1202
01:02:08,456 --> 01:02:10,355
 McPherson called you
 in on the carpet.

1203
01:02:10,357 --> 01:02:12,390
         Dag, man.
Who told you, man?

1204
01:02:12,392 --> 01:02:14,392
 You can't hide nothing
 from your boys, man.

1205
01:02:14,394 --> 01:02:16,360
       Holding out on us again,
       huh?

1206
01:02:16,362 --> 01:02:18,261
        BOOKER T:
        So what's up with that?

1207
01:02:18,263 --> 01:02:20,329
 McPherson is on me
 about the South African thing,
 man.

1208
01:02:20,331 --> 01:02:21,897
             What'd I tell you?

1209
01:02:21,899 --> 01:02:24,132
        You see?
        I knew it. I knew it.

1210
01:02:24,134 --> 01:02:26,334
           Uh-huh. What else?
           I know there's more.
           What else?

1211
01:02:26,336 --> 01:02:28,502
           He threatened me
           with expulsion.

1212
01:02:28,504 --> 01:02:30,937
          They're talking
about kicking me
          out of school.

1213
01:02:30,939 --> 01:02:32,939
     Man, that isn't no threat.
     That's a promise.

1214
01:02:32,941 --> 01:02:34,140
 That ain't no joke.

1215
01:02:34,142 --> 01:02:36,041
             I doubt it.

1216
01:02:36,043 --> 01:02:37,409
            Anyway, look.

1217
01:02:37,411 --> 01:02:39,043
        Y'all supposed
        to be my boys, right?

1218
01:02:39,045 --> 01:02:40,944
          ALL: Right.

1219
01:02:40,946 --> 01:02:44,480
         And we all agree
         that Mission
         has to divest, right?

1220
01:02:45,749 --> 01:02:46,848
 (CLEARING THROAT)

1221
01:02:46,850 --> 01:02:49,083
 Right?
                          Yeah.

1222
01:02:49,085 --> 01:02:50,751
    All right, then, that's it.

1223
01:02:50,753 --> 01:02:53,286
        We got to do something,
        something big.

1224
01:02:53,288 --> 01:02:55,755
I don't know what it is yet.

1225
01:02:55,757 --> 01:03:00,426
   But it's got to be something
   to let McPherson,
   the administration,

1226
01:03:00,428 --> 01:03:04,296
     and the world know
     that we won't have no part
     to this apartheid thing.

1227
01:03:06,767 --> 01:03:08,199
  Hey, look, I need y'all, man.

1228
01:03:08,201 --> 01:03:09,900
          The rest of these
          okey-doke Negroes

1229
01:03:09,902 --> 01:03:11,368
           is too worried
           about graduating

1230
01:03:11,370 --> 01:03:13,069
       and getting
       a Brooks Brothers suit.

1231
01:03:13,071 --> 01:03:15,771
   But y'all, I need your back.

1232
01:03:15,773 --> 01:03:18,240
     Hey, look,
     if you all ain't down,
you all just another bunch

1233
01:03:18,242 --> 01:03:21,276
     of foot-shuffling, wannabe
     white Uncle Toms,
     as far as I'm concerned.

1234
01:03:21,278 --> 01:03:24,212
        Dap, man.
        You know I love you
        like my brother, man,

1235
01:03:24,214 --> 01:03:27,281
     but, I mean,
     what is wrong with wanting
     to have a nice job?

1236
01:03:27,283 --> 01:03:29,383
              I don't think
              anything's wrong.

1237
01:03:29,385 --> 01:03:31,918
     Yo, man, my daddy,
     my mama, they slaved
     all their damn life

1238
01:03:31,920 --> 01:03:33,352
      to send my black ass
      to school.

1239
01:03:33,354 --> 01:03:34,453
 DAP:
 Do you think I got bank?

1240
01:03:34,455 --> 01:03:36,855
Hey, I'm not finished, man.

1241
01:03:36,857 --> 01:03:41,125
 I'll be the first one
 in my family to go to college.

1242
01:03:41,127 --> 01:03:43,427
       I mean, Dap, man,
       do you realize
       what that means?

1243
01:03:43,429 --> 01:03:47,464
  I mean, the first one ever.

1244
01:03:47,466 --> 01:03:50,934
   And all my family
   has always been
   sharecroppers since slavery.

1245
01:03:50,936 --> 01:03:52,835
   Man, apartheid is slavery.

1246
01:03:52,837 --> 01:03:55,537
    You can do
    what you want to do, Dap.

1247
01:03:55,539 --> 01:03:58,373
  I ain't throwing it away
  for nobody.

1248
01:03:58,375 --> 01:04:03,477
 Not you, not Bishop Tutu,
 not even Jesus Christ himself.

1249
01:04:03,479 --> 01:04:06,346
         Come on. Let's go.

1250
01:04:06,348 --> 01:04:09,349
DAP: Come on, y'all.
 Don't leave me hanging.

1251
01:04:09,351 --> 01:04:11,818
               Dap, you need to
               lighten up, man.
               Seriously.

1252
01:04:11,820 --> 01:04:14,487
           Stay out of trouble.

1253
01:04:14,489 --> 01:04:17,456
  Hey, hey,
  McPherson is bluffing, y'all.

1254
01:04:17,458 --> 01:04:23,227
 Dap, in life there are times
 to be quiet, man,
 to shut the fuck up.

1255
01:04:23,229 --> 01:04:25,529
 This is one of them.

1256
01:04:29,434 --> 01:04:31,033
       That's the way
       it's going to be, huh?

1257
01:04:31,035 --> 01:04:32,467
       That's the way
       it is right now, bro.

1258
01:04:32,469 --> 01:04:34,368
       Bet. That's a bet.

1259
01:04:35,904 --> 01:04:37,270
         Later for you
cheese-eating niggers.

1260
01:04:37,272 --> 01:04:38,871
          Fuck you all.

1261
01:04:38,873 --> 01:04:41,240
          Hey, yo, why we got
          to be all that, Dap?

1262
01:04:41,242 --> 01:04:43,075
      You need to max out, man.

1263
01:04:48,948 --> 01:04:50,180
         (DOOR CLOSING)

1264
01:04:51,249 --> 01:04:52,848
       (BANGING ON DOOR)

1265
01:05:01,358 --> 01:05:05,326
    What do you two-faced,
    backstabbing bastards want?

1266
01:05:05,328 --> 01:05:08,929
 We want to know,
 do revolutionaries
 eat Kentucky Fried Chicken?

1267
01:05:12,067 --> 01:05:13,933
   (ALL CHUCKLING)

1268
01:05:13,935 --> 01:05:15,601
 Uh, excuse me, Book.

1269
01:05:15,603 --> 01:05:17,569
 Let me ask you
 just one question,
 my brother.

1270
01:05:17,571 --> 01:05:19,637
                          What?
       Book.

1271
01:05:19,639 --> 01:05:22,640
When are you going to get this
 goddamn raggedy car fixed,
 man?

1272
01:05:22,642 --> 01:05:24,475
     Now, what's wrong with it,
     man?

1273
01:05:24,477 --> 01:05:26,543
          I mean, it runs
          like a stocking, man.

1274
01:05:26,545 --> 01:05:29,112
     And furthermore, you know,
     you wouldn't believe

1275
01:05:29,114 --> 01:05:31,948
        (ALL GROANING)
    how many women I done boned
    in that there back seat.

1276
01:05:31,950 --> 01:05:33,983
 Man, you got to
 get a new word, man.

1277
01:05:33,985 --> 01:05:36,452
 You're running "boning" dead.

1278
01:05:36,454 --> 01:05:37,453
                     Like what?

1279
01:05:37,455 --> 01:05:39,321
          Like, uh, "blend."

1280
01:05:39,323 --> 01:05:40,555
             Try "blend."

1281
01:05:40,557 --> 01:05:42,189
No more boning.
       Try "blend."

1282
01:05:42,191 --> 01:05:43,590
                 Bet. Bet. Hey.

1283
01:05:43,592 --> 01:05:45,959
           You wouldn't believe
           how many women

1284
01:05:45,961 --> 01:05:48,361
         I done blended in that
         back seat right there.

1285
01:05:48,363 --> 01:05:51,063
     Aw, you're right.
     We wouldn't believe it.

1286
01:05:51,065 --> 01:05:54,366
   Never let it be...
   I said, never let it be said

1287
01:05:54,368 --> 01:05:57,535
      that Booker T. Washington
      did not satisfy a woman.

1288
01:05:57,537 --> 01:05:59,970
         Man, I lays much pipe.

1289
01:05:59,972 --> 01:06:01,671
 Yeah, you're just
 like the Roto-Rooter.

1290
01:06:01,673 --> 01:06:03,472
     Liquid-Plumr.

1291
01:06:03,474 --> 01:06:06,174
     Check it out.
If you have so many women,

1292
01:06:06,176 --> 01:06:09,410
         how come it is
         that we ain't seen you
         with one, not one?

1293
01:06:09,412 --> 01:06:11,211
              Not naming names.

1294
01:06:11,213 --> 01:06:13,279
             (STAMMERING)
             I got to graduate.

1295
01:06:13,281 --> 01:06:15,080
     (ALL IMITATING STAMMERING)

1296
01:06:15,082 --> 01:06:18,216
     Is that all you guys
     think about? Is that it?

1297
01:06:18,218 --> 01:06:19,684
             You damn skippy.

1298
01:06:19,686 --> 01:06:21,452
     Monroe, my man,
     my man, talk to me.

1299
01:06:21,454 --> 01:06:22,986
 What do you want us
 to think about?

1300
01:06:22,988 --> 01:06:24,253
  World affairs.

1301
01:06:24,255 --> 01:06:25,621
  The trickle-down theory.

1302
01:06:25,623 --> 01:06:27,556
Who's gonna win
                the Super Bowl?

1303
01:06:27,558 --> 01:06:31,092
    I just get tired of y'all
    always talking about women.

1304
01:06:31,094 --> 01:06:32,359
              Women.

1305
01:06:32,361 --> 01:06:34,094
            Well, you ought
            to try it sometime.

1306
01:06:34,096 --> 01:06:35,495
 Yo, man,
 it beats singing.

1307
01:06:35,497 --> 01:06:37,230
                That's right,
                God damn it.

1308
01:06:37,232 --> 01:06:38,698
       That's another thing.
 What's another thing?

1309
01:06:38,700 --> 01:06:41,033
 Shut up, man.

1310
01:06:41,035 --> 01:06:42,701
      Why don't you learn
      how to articulate,
      you juvenile delinquents?

1311
01:06:42,703 --> 01:06:44,135
         ALL:
Shut up, man.

1312
01:06:44,137 --> 01:06:45,436
    You turnstile-hopping...

1313
01:06:45,438 --> 01:06:46,703
                    Shut up!

1314
01:06:46,705 --> 01:06:48,404
          (CHATTERING)

1315
01:06:51,041 --> 01:06:52,340
        Welcome to
        Kentucky Fried Chicken.

1316
01:06:52,342 --> 01:06:54,241
        May I help you, please?

1317
01:06:54,243 --> 01:06:55,442
                 (STAMMERING)
                 You know what?

1318
01:06:55,444 --> 01:06:57,243
            I think we should
            eat somewhere else.

1319
01:06:57,245 --> 01:06:59,111
 Yeah, let me have
 a two-piece meal with fries.

1320
01:06:59,113 --> 01:07:01,313
          GRADY:
          Yeah, two-piece,
          all white with fries.

1321
01:07:01,315 --> 01:07:03,948
 Right, so make that
three two-piece with fries
 and a Colonel's meal.

1322
01:07:03,950 --> 01:07:06,283
         White meat or dark?
DAP: You want white meat?

1323
01:07:06,285 --> 01:07:07,984
             GRADY:
             I want white meat.
 He wants white meat.

1324
01:07:07,986 --> 01:07:09,285
           We don't have any
           white meat today.

1325
01:07:09,287 --> 01:07:11,320
 Then why did you ask?

1326
01:07:11,322 --> 01:07:14,089
 So, Monroe,
 I'll give you that $30 back
 next week, man.

1327
01:07:14,091 --> 01:07:16,391
                   Yeah, right.

1328
01:07:16,393 --> 01:07:19,093
 Book,
 you got any salt down there?

1329
01:07:20,262 --> 01:07:21,661
           All right.

1330
01:07:24,365 --> 01:07:26,164
                   (CHATTERING)

1331
01:07:28,535 --> 01:07:32,470
 Excuse me, brothers.
Think I can borrow
 the salt from y'all?

1332
01:07:32,472 --> 01:07:35,005
        We ain't finished.
        So I said to the bitch,

1333
01:07:35,007 --> 01:07:37,507
    "Look, you don't come to me
    with no shit like that."

1334
01:07:37,509 --> 01:07:40,042
 So when do you think
 you'll be finished?

1335
01:07:42,646 --> 01:07:44,379
             What time it is?

1336
01:07:44,381 --> 01:07:45,713
             (ALL LAUGHING)

1337
01:07:48,184 --> 01:07:49,750
         Later for them, man.

1338
01:07:49,752 --> 01:07:51,351
            I ain't thinking
            about them suckers.

1339
01:07:51,353 --> 01:07:52,618
                       LEEDS:
                       Yoo-hoo.

1340
01:07:52,620 --> 01:07:54,686
            Look, don't start
            no shit, all right?

1341
01:07:54,688 --> 01:07:56,220
Just let them go.

1342
01:07:56,222 --> 01:07:57,688
            Yoo-hoo. Over here.

1343
01:07:57,690 --> 01:07:59,690
   What? What do you want, man?

1344
01:07:59,692 --> 01:08:02,592
     Do you boys go to Mission?
                          Yeah.

1345
01:08:02,594 --> 01:08:07,196
       Is it true what they say
       about Mission men?

1346
01:08:07,198 --> 01:08:09,531
           Hey, Grady, man, no.
           Let's go.

1347
01:08:09,533 --> 01:08:12,066
   Hey, yo, fuck them.
   We've already paid
   the money for this...

1348
01:08:12,068 --> 01:08:14,101
      Yeah, yeah. I know it.
      Let's go. Come on.

1349
01:08:14,103 --> 01:08:17,037
 No, man.
 I ain't finished eating
 my chicken yet, man.

1350
01:08:17,039 --> 01:08:20,006
    Hey, yo, why we gotta...
For them suckers, man?

1351
01:08:20,008 --> 01:08:22,274
              EDGE:
              Yo, Dap, hold up!
              Yo, Dap, man!

1352
01:08:22,276 --> 01:08:24,376
   Yo, Dap, chill for a minute.
 Squash it, Edge.

1353
01:08:24,378 --> 01:08:26,311
    Hey, yo, Dap, come on, man.
    Don't do that.

1354
01:08:26,313 --> 01:08:28,012
 Squash it.

1355
01:08:28,014 --> 01:08:29,646
              Yo, Missionaries.
    The jheri curl
    is popping shit.

1356
01:08:29,648 --> 01:08:31,147
                  Missionettes.

1357
01:08:31,149 --> 01:08:33,115
 Ready-for-the-world
 is popping shit.

1358
01:08:33,117 --> 01:08:35,317
 Come on. Man,
 what's up with that?

1359
01:08:37,321 --> 01:08:38,586
     Yeah, brother.
     What do you want?

1360
01:08:38,588 --> 01:08:40,154
        You ain't no kin to me.

1361
01:08:40,156 --> 01:08:42,289
That's right,
    and we ain't your brothers.

1362
01:08:42,291 --> 01:08:44,658
  How come you
  college motherfuckers
  think you all run everything?

1363
01:08:44,660 --> 01:08:47,127
 Is there a problem here?
             Big problems.

1364
01:08:47,129 --> 01:08:48,795
            I heard that.

1365
01:08:48,797 --> 01:08:51,430
           You come to our town
           year after year
           and take over.

1366
01:08:51,432 --> 01:08:54,499
          We was born here,
          gonna be here
          and gonna die here

1367
01:08:54,501 --> 01:08:56,701
            and can't find jobs
            'cause of you.

1368
01:08:56,703 --> 01:08:58,502
    (STAMMERING)
    Yeah. Right.
    Now can we go?

1369
01:08:58,504 --> 01:08:59,803
Okay, can we just go?

1370
01:08:59,805 --> 01:09:02,305
           I mean, we may not
           have your education,

1371
01:09:02,307 --> 01:09:03,806
           but we ain't dirt,
           neither.

1372
01:09:03,808 --> 01:09:05,674
  And ain't nobody said
  all of that, all right?

1373
01:09:05,676 --> 01:09:07,776
            You Mission punks
            are always
            talking down to us.

1374
01:09:07,778 --> 01:09:10,478
 Look, Brother,
 I'm real sorry that
 you feel that way, okay?

1375
01:09:10,480 --> 01:09:12,213
 I'm really sorry about that.

1376
01:09:12,215 --> 01:09:14,615
              Are you black?
     Take a look in the mirror,
     man.

1377
01:09:14,617 --> 01:09:17,351
 Look, you got
a legitimate beef, all right,
 but it ain't with us, okay?

1378
01:09:17,353 --> 01:09:19,419
               Are you black?

1379
01:09:19,421 --> 01:09:21,487
 Look, man,
 don't ever question the fact
 whether I'm black.

1380
01:09:21,489 --> 01:09:24,457
 In fact, I was going to ask
 your country-bama ass

1381
01:09:24,459 --> 01:09:26,892
        why you got them
        drip-drip chemicals
        in your hair.

1382
01:09:26,894 --> 01:09:28,894
 That's right,
 God damn it.

1383
01:09:28,896 --> 01:09:31,529
   And then come out in public
   with a shower cap
   on your head.

1384
01:09:31,531 --> 01:09:33,230
          Like a fucking bitch.

1385
01:09:33,232 --> 01:09:34,664
       MOSES:
       Who you calling a bitch,
       bitch?

1386
01:09:34,666 --> 01:09:36,399
Well, if the shoe fit...

1387
01:09:36,401 --> 01:09:38,667
    You know, I bet you niggers
    do think y'all are white.

1388
01:09:38,669 --> 01:09:40,735
       College don't mean shit.

1389
01:09:40,737 --> 01:09:45,206
            Y'all are niggers,
            and you going to
            be niggers forever.

1390
01:09:45,208 --> 01:09:47,675
               Just like us.
                 Niggers.

1391
01:09:52,648 --> 01:09:55,548
 You're not niggers.

1392
01:10:02,756 --> 01:10:04,922
          Come on, man.

1393
01:10:04,924 --> 01:10:07,891
              Fuck you up.

1394
01:10:07,893 --> 01:10:10,560
     Get the fuck out of here
     before I bust a cap
     in your young college ass.

1395
01:10:10,562 --> 01:10:11,794
                  Go on.

1396
01:10:15,766 --> 01:10:17,832
Wait, wait a minute.
       You know what?

1397
01:10:17,834 --> 01:10:20,234
     (STAMMERING)
     I don't really
     want to believe that,

1398
01:10:20,236 --> 01:10:22,369
      I mean, but do we really
      act like that?

1399
01:10:22,371 --> 01:10:24,771
    My name's Bennett.
    I ain't even in it.

1400
01:10:24,773 --> 01:10:28,241
 (STAMMERING)
 No, no, but you know, what
 the guys were saying about us.

1401
01:10:28,243 --> 01:10:30,776
           That my name's Paul,
           and that's just
           between y'all.

1402
01:10:30,778 --> 01:10:32,377
 Yo, man,
 we're not wannabes.

1403
01:10:32,379 --> 01:10:33,845
            They were ignorant.

1404
01:10:33,847 --> 01:10:36,247
       I don't know, guys.
I don't think so.

1405
01:10:36,249 --> 01:10:38,582
     Look, man,
     motherfuckers got to start

1406
01:10:38,584 --> 01:10:40,784
            and try and better
            theirself, man,

1407
01:10:40,786 --> 01:10:43,286
  just like we're trying to do.
   Dig it.

1408
01:10:43,288 --> 01:10:45,588
     (STAMMERING)
     Maybe they've tried it,
     and they've just given up.

1409
01:10:45,590 --> 01:10:47,656
 Yeah, that's the deal, man.

1410
01:10:47,658 --> 01:10:49,557
 You think
 everything's so damn easy,
 don't you, Grady?

1411
01:10:49,559 --> 01:10:51,926
        Hell, yeah.
        You work or you starve.

1412
01:10:51,928 --> 01:10:53,727
         I want to eat sirloin.

1413
01:10:53,729 --> 01:10:55,729
 Then the guy
 was right, man.

1414
01:10:55,731 --> 01:10:57,731
I know the guy was right.
      I told you.

1415
01:10:57,733 --> 01:10:59,799
               What do he know?
     He knows a lot.

1416
01:10:59,801 --> 01:11:02,434
    So, like,
    do you think that maybe
    you could drive any faster?

1417
01:11:02,436 --> 01:11:03,835
       I'm going to be late
       for glee club.

1418
01:11:03,837 --> 01:11:05,269
 "I'm going to be late
 for glee club."

1419
01:11:05,271 --> 01:11:06,403
        See, you guys are
        like picking on me.

1420
01:11:06,405 --> 01:11:07,904
             ALL: No!

1421
01:11:07,906 --> 01:11:10,706
 No man, you our boy, man.

1422
01:11:10,708 --> 01:11:12,340
    (CHATTERING)

1423
01:11:15,611 --> 01:11:17,310
                   Hey, baby.
        Hey, baby.

1424
01:11:17,312 --> 01:11:18,577
                  Hey, baby.
Hey, baby.

1425
01:11:18,579 --> 01:11:20,478
 She's got a beard,
 motherfucker.

1426
01:11:20,480 --> 01:11:22,513
 She looks just like your mama
 and shit, man.

1427
01:11:22,515 --> 01:11:24,848
       At least my mama
       ain't got no beard
       on the back of her neck.

1428
01:11:24,850 --> 01:11:27,383
  Your mama got two titties
  on the back of her neck
  and shit.

1429
01:11:27,385 --> 01:11:28,751
         Yo, Jordan, Jordan.
         What?

1430
01:11:28,753 --> 01:11:31,019
       I heard your mom held
       Kareem to 15 points.

1431
01:11:31,021 --> 01:11:32,487
           (LAUGHING)

1432
01:11:32,489 --> 01:11:33,988
   The newspaper said
   your mama playing

1433
01:11:33,990 --> 01:11:35,889
 fullback for the Hefty Hos
 and shit.

1434
01:11:35,891 --> 01:11:37,657
That's all right, man.
  At least she's starting, man.

1435
01:11:37,659 --> 01:11:39,525
         Your mama
         coming off the bench.

1436
01:11:39,527 --> 01:11:41,527
   That's right.
       She's a four-letter man.

1437
01:11:41,529 --> 01:11:42,794
     Oh, shut up.

1438
01:11:42,796 --> 01:11:44,662
     Your head can be
     used like a knife.

1439
01:11:44,664 --> 01:11:46,597
 Shut up.
         Ginsu II.

1440
01:11:46,599 --> 01:11:49,800
     Yo, when Booker comes,
     he's gotta come twice

1441
01:11:49,802 --> 01:11:52,936
     'cause his back of
     his head is thick enough
     for two people.

1442
01:11:52,938 --> 01:11:55,605
    So, anyway, Booker,
    look, man...

1443
01:11:55,607 --> 01:11:56,973
 Wait a minute.
 There's Julian.

1444
01:11:56,975 --> 01:11:58,808
 JORDAN:
That shit wasn't funny, man.

1445
01:11:58,810 --> 01:12:00,743
     BOOKER T:
     So what, man?
     I ain't stopping, man.

1446
01:12:00,745 --> 01:12:02,411
 No. You are stopping,
 'cause I've gotta talk to him.

1447
01:12:02,413 --> 01:12:03,612
         (CHATTERING)
 Pull over, Book.

1448
01:12:08,585 --> 01:12:10,384
 Let the boy alone, man.

1449
01:12:11,687 --> 01:12:13,653
               We'll wait, man.
               We'll wait.

1450
01:12:13,655 --> 01:12:15,388
                   Bye, Monroe.

1451
01:12:17,692 --> 01:12:19,525
            Hey.

1452
01:12:19,527 --> 01:12:21,560
                      Um...

1453
01:12:21,562 --> 01:12:24,563
     Look, I got...
     I gotta talk to you
     about something and, um...

1454
01:12:24,565 --> 01:12:27,598
           Well, Jane,
           could you excuse us,
please?

1455
01:12:29,435 --> 01:12:31,635
 Jane,
 just give me a moment, okay?

1456
01:12:32,771 --> 01:12:35,438
            She your
            bodyguard now, too?

1457
01:12:35,440 --> 01:12:37,807
              (GUYS CHATTERING)

1458
01:12:37,809 --> 01:12:40,009
         So, uh, how you doing?

1459
01:12:40,011 --> 01:12:41,844
 Just fine, Vaughn.

1460
01:12:43,647 --> 01:12:47,548
                Look, man, um,
                you're the dean
                of pledgees.

1461
01:12:47,550 --> 01:12:52,586
         You're president
         of the chapter, right?
         Now, my cousin...

1462
01:12:52,588 --> 01:12:54,688
               Tomorrow,
               he's gonna be
               a Gamma man.

1463
01:12:54,690 --> 01:12:56,823
             You're going to
see to this, okay?

1464
01:12:56,825 --> 01:13:01,593
 Look, I know you know
 better than to threaten me.
 I'm shaking.

1465
01:13:01,595 --> 01:13:03,828
        Hey, look, Julian, man.

1466
01:13:03,830 --> 01:13:07,998
  You're a simple,
  weak motherfucker,
  but that's besides the point.

1467
01:13:08,000 --> 01:13:12,002
 Listen, if you fuck Half-Pint,
 I fuck you.

1468
01:13:12,004 --> 01:13:13,503
 Oh, is that right?

1469
01:13:13,505 --> 01:13:15,371
 Well, let me tell
 you something.

1470
01:13:15,373 --> 01:13:18,741
 I am a Greek,
 and I don't play that.

1471
01:13:18,743 --> 01:13:21,577
 Now, I'll deal with Half-Pint,
 after which

1472
01:13:21,579 --> 01:13:23,612
 you and me
 are gonna come to blows.

1473
01:13:23,614 --> 01:13:25,413
       So, what? You wanna
rock and roll right now?

1474
01:13:25,415 --> 01:13:26,680
 Hey, man, I'm here.

1475
01:13:26,682 --> 01:13:28,581
            Julian, forget him.
            He's not worth it.

1476
01:13:28,583 --> 01:13:29,882
       What's with
       the bodyguard, man?

1477
01:13:29,884 --> 01:13:31,850
 You talk more shit
 than a little bit.

1478
01:13:31,852 --> 01:13:33,785
 "Back to Mother Africa."

1479
01:13:33,787 --> 01:13:35,620
 That's bullshit!

1480
01:13:35,622 --> 01:13:39,790
 Without question,
 we are all black Americans.

1481
01:13:39,792 --> 01:13:44,027
  You do not know
  a goddamn thing
  about Africa.

1482
01:13:44,029 --> 01:13:46,763
 I am from Detroit, Motown.

1483
01:13:46,765 --> 01:13:49,031
 So, you can
 Watusi your monkey ass

1484
01:13:49,033 --> 01:13:52,567
 back to Africa
 if you want to.

1485
01:14:01,910 --> 01:14:05,511
       Boy, you need to check
that alarm clock
       and wake up, my brother.

1486
01:14:07,948 --> 01:14:10,548
         <i> Ladies and gentlemen.</i>

1487
01:14:10,550 --> 01:14:15,119
       <i> Introducing the first</i>
       <i> of all-black Greeks,</i>
       <i> the men of distinction,</i>

1488
01:14:15,121 --> 01:14:19,423
   <i> the brothers of</i>
   <i> Alpha Phi Alpha Fraternity,</i>
   <i> Incorporated.</i>

1489
01:14:19,425 --> 01:14:22,058
             <i> ♪ A-Phi-A,</i>
           <i> too cold, too cold</i>

1490
01:14:22,060 --> 01:14:23,859
        <i> ♪ It's like ice</i>

1491
01:14:23,861 --> 01:14:25,794
         (ALL CHEERING)

1492
01:14:25,796 --> 01:14:29,798
  <i> ♪ A-Phi-A, too cold, too cold</i>
<i> It's like ice</i>

1493
01:14:29,800 --> 01:14:33,668
 <i> ♪ A-Phi-A, too cold, too cold</i>
        <i> It's like ice</i>

1494
01:14:33,670 --> 01:14:36,570
  <i> ♪ A-Phi-A, too cold, too cold</i>
<i> It's like ice</i>

1495
01:14:36,572 --> 01:14:38,772
       <i> ♪ A-Phi-A, too cold,</i>
     <i> too cold</i>

1496
01:14:38,774 --> 01:14:42,509
        <i> ♪ So cold</i>
      <i> The black and gold</i>

1497
01:14:42,511 --> 01:14:45,712
        <i> ♪ Ice, ice, baby</i>
      <i> Too cold, too cold</i>

1498
01:14:45,714 --> 01:14:49,148
        <i> ♪ Nice, nice baby</i>
      <i> The black and gold</i>

1499
01:14:49,150 --> 01:14:52,451
        <i> ♪ Ice, ice baby</i>
      <i> Too cold, too cold</i>

1500
01:14:52,453 --> 01:14:55,720
<i> ♪ Nice, nice baby</i>
      <i> The black and gold</i>

1501
01:14:55,722 --> 01:14:58,956
        <i> ♪ Ice, ice baby</i>
      <i> Too cold, too cold</i>

1502
01:14:58,958 --> 01:15:02,125
        <i> ♪ Nice, nice baby</i>
      <i> The black and gold</i>

1503
01:15:02,127 --> 01:15:05,461
        <i> ♪ Ice, ice baby</i>
      <i> Too cold, too cold</i>

1504
01:15:07,998 --> 01:15:09,797
        (CROWD CHEERING)

1505
01:15:12,168 --> 01:15:14,768
   <i> ♪ The brothers of A-Phi-A</i>

1506
01:15:14,770 --> 01:15:15,902
             <i> ♪ Hoo</i>

1507
01:15:15,904 --> 01:15:18,070
   <i> ♪ The brothers of A-Phi-A</i>

1508
01:15:18,072 --> 01:15:20,572
             <i> ♪ Hoo</i>

1509
01:15:20,574 --> 01:15:22,073
            <i> ♪ A-Phi</i>

1510
01:15:23,109 --> 01:15:25,442
           <i> ♪ A-Phi-A</i>

1511
01:15:26,912 --> 01:15:30,446
<i> ♪ A-Phi-A ♪</i>

1512
01:15:33,584 --> 01:15:37,752
      <i> ♪ Yo, your eyes are blue,</i>
    <i> but you ain't white</i>

1513
01:15:37,754 --> 01:15:41,455
    <i> ♪ Your hair is straight</i>
    <i> 'cause you pressed it</i>
    <i> last night</i>

1514
01:15:41,457 --> 01:15:44,858
      <i> ♪ Your eyes are blue,</i>
    <i> but you ain't white</i>

1515
01:15:44,860 --> 01:15:47,994
    <i> ♪ Your hair is straight</i>
    <i> 'cause you pressed it</i>
    <i> last night ♪</i>

1516
01:15:47,996 --> 01:15:49,996
 Move over, jigaboo!

1517
01:15:49,998 --> 01:15:52,098
          <i> ♪ Why don't you check</i>
        <i> the local zoo?</i>

1518
01:15:52,100 --> 01:15:54,834
       <i> ♪ 'Cause we spent</i>
<i> the other day</i>
       <i> At the local zoo</i>

1519
01:15:54,836 --> 01:15:58,037
  <i> ♪ They had a big, nappy beast</i>
<i> And it looked like you</i>

1520
01:15:58,039 --> 01:16:01,006
    <i> ♪ And when we looked up</i>
    <i> at the cage</i>
    <i> It said "jigaboo"</i>

1521
01:16:01,008 --> 01:16:03,975
      <i> ♪ And when we looked up</i>
      <i> at the cage</i>
      <i> It said "jigaboo" ♪</i>

1522
01:16:03,977 --> 01:16:05,109
 MAN:
 Gammites!

1523
01:16:05,111 --> 01:16:07,578
    GAMMITES:
    Presenting the great men

1524
01:16:07,580 --> 01:16:09,680
      of Gamma Phi Gamma.

1525
01:16:09,682 --> 01:16:10,981
 Go, team!

1526
01:16:10,983 --> 01:16:12,515
   (BARKING)

1527
01:16:23,827 --> 01:16:25,259
           (BARKING)

1528
01:16:25,261 --> 01:16:26,960
 Gamma Rays!

1529
01:16:29,831 --> 01:16:31,730
(PEOPLE CHEERING)

1530
01:16:35,869 --> 01:16:37,501
           <i> ♪ G-Phi-G</i>

1531
01:16:37,503 --> 01:16:40,537
       <i> ♪ G-Phi-G, G-Phi-G</i>

1532
01:16:40,539 --> 01:16:42,972
           <i> ♪ G-Phi-G</i>

1533
01:16:42,974 --> 01:16:44,707
             <i> ♪ G-Phi-G ♪</i>

1534
01:16:44,709 --> 01:16:45,874
          (HISSING)

1535
01:16:46,910 --> 01:16:48,242
           (WHOOPING)

1536
01:16:52,881 --> 01:16:54,580
        (CROWD CHEERING)

1537
01:16:54,582 --> 01:16:55,881
          Gamma!

1538
01:16:55,883 --> 01:16:57,716
             Gamma!

1539
01:16:57,718 --> 01:16:59,017
                Gamma!

1540
01:16:59,019 --> 01:17:00,084
             Gamma!

1541
01:17:00,086 --> 01:17:01,885
         Gamma!

1542
01:17:01,887 --> 01:17:03,253
             Gamma!

1543
01:17:03,255 --> 01:17:04,654
              Hoo!

1544
01:17:08,860 --> 01:17:10,926
 WOMAN:
 Don't stop! Don't stop!

1545
01:17:12,663 --> 01:17:14,729
    (CROWD CHEERING)

1546
01:17:21,837 --> 01:17:23,870
             G-Phi-G.
                 G-Phi!

1547
01:17:25,240 --> 01:17:27,173
  Gamma!

1548
01:17:27,175 --> 01:17:32,178
GAMMA RAYS:
      <i> ♪ G-Phi-G! G-Phi-G!</i>
      <i> G-Phi-G! ♪</i>

1549
01:17:32,180 --> 01:17:34,713
             We are

1550
01:17:34,715 --> 01:17:37,848
            G-Phi-G!

1551
01:17:39,218 --> 01:17:41,851
             G-Phi!

1552
01:17:41,853 --> 01:17:44,019
                G-Phi!

1553
01:17:44,021 --> 01:17:47,422
         G-Phi-G!

1554
01:17:47,424 --> 01:17:49,724
           (BARKING)

1555
01:17:55,765 --> 01:17:58,966
        <i> ♪ Hoo, hoo,</i>
      <i> Daddy Longstroke!</i>

1556
01:17:58,968 --> 01:18:02,336
            <i> ♪ Hoo, hoo,</i>
          <i> Daddy Longstroke!</i>

1557
01:18:02,338 --> 01:18:05,272
       <i> ♪ Hoo, hoo,</i>
     <i> Daddy Longstroke! ♪</i>

1558
01:18:05,274 --> 01:18:08,174
           We, the brothers
           of Fellas-Phi-Fellas

1559
01:18:08,176 --> 01:18:11,377
  who are the baddest
motherfuckers on this campus.

1560
01:18:11,379 --> 01:18:12,945
           (FEIGNED SHUDDERING)

1561
01:18:12,947 --> 01:18:14,880
                Not the Alphas!

1562
01:18:14,882 --> 01:18:16,114
          (SHUDDERING)

1563
01:18:16,116 --> 01:18:18,149
                Not the Kappas!

1564
01:18:18,151 --> 01:18:19,416
          (SHUDDERING)

1565
01:18:19,418 --> 01:18:21,885
                    Or the Q's.

1566
01:18:23,088 --> 01:18:25,354
            And definitely
            not the Gamma dogs.

1567
01:18:25,356 --> 01:18:27,823
        ALL:
        You damn skippy.

1568
01:18:27,825 --> 01:18:30,425
            So this is for you.
            Hit it!

1569
01:18:33,396 --> 01:18:34,828
             <i> ♪ Yo!</i>

1570
01:18:36,832 --> 01:18:38,765
  <i> ♪ For the punks in the yard</i>

1571
01:18:38,767 --> 01:18:39,966
             <i> ♪ Yes</i>

1572
01:18:39,968 --> 01:18:41,167
        <i> ♪ For the Gammas</i>

1573
01:18:41,169 --> 01:18:43,002
<i> ♪ Good God, yes</i>

1574
01:18:43,004 --> 01:18:44,737
       <i> ♪ When I say "Gamma"</i>
     <i> you say "punk"</i>

1575
01:18:44,739 --> 01:18:46,271
        <i> ♪ Gamma</i>
             <i> ♪ Punk</i>

1576
01:18:46,273 --> 01:18:47,839
       <i> ♪ When I say "Gamma"</i>
     <i> you say "punk"</i>

1577
01:18:47,841 --> 01:18:49,273
 <i> ♪ Gamma</i>
              <i> ♪ Punk</i>

1578
01:18:49,275 --> 01:18:50,874
               <i> ♪ Gamma, Gamma</i>
      <i> ♪ Punk, punk</i>

1579
01:18:50,876 --> 01:18:52,308
            <i> ♪ Gamma, Gamma</i>
         <i> ♪ Punk, punk</i>

1580
01:18:52,310 --> 01:18:53,876
                <i> ♪ Gamma, Gamma,</i>
              <i> Gamma, Gamma</i>

1581
01:18:53,878 --> 01:18:55,244
<i> ♪ Punk, punk, punk, punk</i>

1582
01:18:55,246 --> 01:18:56,845
 <i> ♪ For the girls in the yard</i>

1583
01:18:56,847 --> 01:18:58,179
             <i> ♪ Yes</i>

1584
01:18:58,181 --> 01:18:59,413
       <i> ♪ For the sissies</i>

1585
01:18:59,415 --> 01:19:01,248
        <i> ♪ Good God, yes</i>

1586
01:19:01,250 --> 01:19:02,983
      <i> ♪ When I say "Gamma,"</i>
    <i> you say "fag"</i>

1587
01:19:02,985 --> 01:19:04,451
         <i> ♪ Gamma</i>
              <i> ♪ Fag</i>

1588
01:19:04,453 --> 01:19:06,052
  <i> ♪ When I say "Gamma,"</i>
<i> you say "fag"</i>

1589
01:19:06,054 --> 01:19:07,386
               <i> ♪ Gamma</i>
        <i> ♪ Fag</i>

1590
01:19:07,388 --> 01:19:08,987
          <i> ♪ Gamma, Gamma</i>
    <i> ♪ Fag, fag</i>

1591
01:19:08,989 --> 01:19:10,488
        <i> ♪ Gamma, Gamma</i>
<i> ♪ Fag, fag</i>

1592
01:19:10,490 --> 01:19:12,223
           <i> ♪ Gamma, Gamma,</i>
         <i> Gamma, Gamma</i>

1593
01:19:12,225 --> 01:19:14,358
     <i> ♪ Fag, fag, fag, fag</i>

1594
01:19:14,360 --> 01:19:18,028
   <i> ♪ Get back,</i>
 <i> or we'll kick your Gamma ass</i>

1595
01:19:18,030 --> 01:19:21,398
     <i> ♪ Oh, just get back,</i>
 <i> or we'll kick your Gamma ass</i>

1596
01:19:21,400 --> 01:19:25,435
 <i> ♪ Oh, just get back,</i>
<i> or we'll kick your Gamma ass ♪</i>

1597
01:19:25,437 --> 01:19:27,403
 Let's get out of here, Fellas.
 Here we go.

1598
01:19:27,405 --> 01:19:28,871
    (GRUNTING RHYTHMICALLY)

1599
01:19:28,873 --> 01:19:30,405
      <i> ♪ Daddy Longstroke</i>

1600
01:19:30,407 --> 01:19:32,140
    <i> ♪ You can't smoke it</i>
<i> ♪ Hoo, hoo</i>

1601
01:19:32,142 --> 01:19:33,975
       <i> ♪ Daddy Longstroke</i>

1602
01:19:33,977 --> 01:19:35,509
        <i> ♪ You can't toke it</i>
         <i> ♪ Hoo, hoo</i>

1603
01:19:35,511 --> 01:19:38,044
       <i> ♪ Daddy Longstroke</i>

1604
01:19:38,046 --> 01:19:39,311
       <i> ♪ Eight inches,</i>
     <i> more pleasing</i>

1605
01:19:39,313 --> 01:19:40,445
      <i> ♪ Daddy Longstroke ♪</i>

1606
01:19:40,447 --> 01:19:43,314
              WOMAN:
              Get off! Stop it!

1607
01:19:43,316 --> 01:19:44,815
                  (SCREAMING)

1608
01:19:49,388 --> 01:19:52,188
    Get your hands off me, man!
    Get off me!

1609
01:19:52,190 --> 01:19:54,523
        Get off me, man!

1610
01:19:56,159 --> 01:19:58,092
         (ALL YELLING)

1611
01:20:03,198 --> 01:20:06,332
     Damn! Those funky bastards
are gonna pay!

1612
01:20:06,334 --> 01:20:08,500
       Payback is a dead Fella.
      Damn right!

1613
01:20:08,502 --> 01:20:10,235
             I say we kick
             their ass tonight.

1614
01:20:10,237 --> 01:20:11,469
 No. We kick it now.

1615
01:20:11,471 --> 01:20:13,971
   JULIAN:
   Just calm down! Calm down!

1616
01:20:13,973 --> 01:20:16,006
  Look, everybody just relax.

1617
01:20:16,008 --> 01:20:20,210
    Tonight is the Death March,
    for those of you
    who have forgotten.

1618
01:20:20,212 --> 01:20:24,080
   Now, please,
   let's try to adhere
   to the rules and regulations

1619
01:20:24,082 --> 01:20:26,482
    as so stated
    in your Gamma Good Book.

1620
01:20:26,484 --> 01:20:29,218
 Oh, shit, man.
 I was just getting accustomed
to whipping some ass.

1621
01:20:29,220 --> 01:20:32,354
     Julian, till next semester
     is a long time to wait
     for some of the boys.

1622
01:20:32,356 --> 01:20:35,990
 I understand
 that you want to strike blows
 in the name of Gamma.

1623
01:20:37,393 --> 01:20:40,494
    But discretion is the key,
    so use it.

1624
01:20:40,496 --> 01:20:43,129
     Look, all we need
     is to be put
     on probation again.

1625
01:20:43,131 --> 01:20:44,997
      Is that understood?

1626
01:20:44,999 --> 01:20:46,932
 Patton, do you understand?

1627
01:20:48,001 --> 01:20:49,300
         Yes.

1628
01:20:49,302 --> 01:20:51,835
             Good.

1629
01:20:51,837 --> 01:20:54,537
   Now, the Gamma Rays
   will be giving a set
   after the Gammites go over.

1630
01:20:54,539 --> 01:20:56,205
That's if they go over.

1631
01:20:56,207 --> 01:20:59,241
  Your attendance is mandatory.

1632
01:20:59,243 --> 01:21:02,244
 Look, we'll be there, okay?
 But on a serious tip,

1633
01:21:02,246 --> 01:21:05,247
 Julian, it's time
 for some new Gamma Rays.

1634
01:21:05,249 --> 01:21:07,148
        What's wrong
        with the Gamma Rays?

1635
01:21:07,150 --> 01:21:09,116
 You ain't complaining,
 'cause you got the best one.

1636
01:21:09,118 --> 01:21:11,051
           Who, me?
 Yeah, you.

1637
01:21:11,053 --> 01:21:12,852
 Jane is good to go.

1638
01:21:12,854 --> 01:21:14,587
  The finest, brother.
  Look, look, brothers, look.

1639
01:21:14,589 --> 01:21:17,189
     Jane and I just
     aren't making it, okay?

1640
01:21:17,191 --> 01:21:20,592
   I mean, she's just
   too young, that's all,
and it's just wearing on me.

1641
01:21:20,594 --> 01:21:23,061
          So, uh...

1642
01:21:23,063 --> 01:21:26,898
 Well,
 what I'm trying to say is, uh,
 I'm going to cut her loose.

1643
01:21:26,900 --> 01:21:28,499
      (LAUGHING)
      You're illing, man.

1644
01:21:28,501 --> 01:21:30,133
      After tonight,

1645
01:21:30,135 --> 01:21:32,869
        whoever wants her
        can have her.

1646
01:21:32,871 --> 01:21:34,303
           Patton got dibs.

1647
01:21:34,305 --> 01:21:35,904
 Oh, no. Wait a second.

1648
01:21:35,906 --> 01:21:37,272
        (ALL ARGUING)

1649
01:21:37,274 --> 01:21:39,073
      (CRICKETS CHIRPING)

1650
01:21:43,946 --> 01:21:45,845
                   Yo, Rachel.

1651
01:21:45,847 --> 01:21:47,913
 That'd be me.

1652
01:21:47,915 --> 01:21:49,381
 DAP: Yo.
                 Hey.

1653
01:21:49,383 --> 01:21:50,982
 Rachel.

1654
01:21:50,984 --> 01:21:52,216
 Come on,
 I know you're up there.

1655
01:21:52,218 --> 01:21:53,417
Lizzie, turn that out.

1656
01:21:53,419 --> 01:21:56,353
                What for?
 Will you just turn it out?

1657
01:21:56,355 --> 01:21:58,855
            DAP: Rachel.
            Yo, Rachel!

1658
01:21:58,857 --> 01:22:00,857
      Rachel, you've lost
      your mind, you know.

1659
01:22:00,859 --> 01:22:02,592
       Come on, I know
       you're up there, Rachel.

1660
01:22:02,594 --> 01:22:04,226
          Come on down, please.

1661
01:22:04,228 --> 01:22:06,027
 Yo, Rachel. Yo.

1662
01:22:06,029 --> 01:22:07,495
                      Rachel!

1663
01:22:07,497 --> 01:22:09,163
     CECILIA:
     Beg for it!
     Get on your knees!

1664
01:22:09,165 --> 01:22:10,464
        WOMAN:
        Y'all be quiet!

1665
01:22:10,466 --> 01:22:12,332
          Hey, Rachel,
          I'm sorry, all right?

1666
01:22:12,334 --> 01:22:14,233
Oh, poor baby.

1667
01:22:14,235 --> 01:22:16,568
        Now you're sorry again.

1668
01:22:16,570 --> 01:22:18,636
         But it's going to
         cost you this time.

1669
01:22:18,638 --> 01:22:21,238
        If you want to pledge,
        that's okay, all right?
        I mean...

1670
01:22:21,240 --> 01:22:23,106
 Oh, but, no, see?

1671
01:22:23,108 --> 01:22:26,876
 If I were Rachel,
 you would be in a doghouse.

1672
01:22:26,878 --> 01:22:30,145
     Yes, but you ain't Rachel,
     Miss Thing.
     And speaking of dogs,

1673
01:22:30,147 --> 01:22:32,347
     with a face like yours,
     you should be in a kennel.

1674
01:22:32,349 --> 01:22:35,416
    Oh, but see,
    we're not even
    talking about faces.

1675
01:22:35,418 --> 01:22:38,886
Because yours is cracked
 and on the ground.

1676
01:22:38,888 --> 01:22:40,420
 CECILIA:
 There it is.
 Right there. Pick it up.

1677
01:22:40,422 --> 01:22:43,289
     Would you please be quiet?
"Be quiet"?

1678
01:22:43,291 --> 01:22:46,458
 Who's screaming
 at the top of their lungs
 in front of my window?

1679
01:22:46,460 --> 01:22:48,026
      And you look too pitiful.

1680
01:22:48,028 --> 01:22:49,927
              Hey, yo.
              Yo, Rachel, look.

1681
01:22:49,929 --> 01:22:51,295
           I wouldn't be
           standing out here
           taking this abuse

1682
01:22:51,297 --> 01:22:52,929
      if I didn't
      care about you, you know.

1683
01:22:52,931 --> 01:22:55,031
      "If I didn't care."

1684
01:22:55,033 --> 01:22:57,666
<i> ♪ If I didn't care ♪</i>

1685
01:22:57,668 --> 01:23:00,669
          Oh, please. Girl,
          don't believe a word.

1686
01:23:00,671 --> 01:23:02,971
       Honey, he's just
       lying through his teeth.

1687
01:23:02,973 --> 01:23:04,472
   Girlfriend, listen.

1688
01:23:04,474 --> 01:23:06,540
   He'll say anything
   to get back in.

1689
01:23:06,542 --> 01:23:08,275
                  Hey, you.

1690
01:23:08,277 --> 01:23:10,176
              Shut the fuck up.
  No, you didn't.

1691
01:23:10,178 --> 01:23:11,410
             Oh, yes, I did.

1692
01:23:11,412 --> 01:23:12,677
    No, you didn't.

1693
01:23:12,679 --> 01:23:14,078
                 Yes, I did.

1694
01:23:14,080 --> 01:23:15,379
         Wait a minute.

1695
01:23:15,381 --> 01:23:17,080
         Don't get nasty.

1696
01:23:17,082 --> 01:23:19,082
  Honey, look at him.
  He's no different.

1697
01:23:19,084 --> 01:23:20,516
He just wants one thing.

1698
01:23:20,518 --> 01:23:22,084
             They all do, girl.

1699
01:23:22,086 --> 01:23:23,285
              The panties.

1700
01:23:23,287 --> 01:23:24,953
           CECILIA:
           I know that's right.

1701
01:23:24,955 --> 01:23:26,621
         Yo, Rachel, you know,
         I ain't got to be here

1702
01:23:26,623 --> 01:23:28,689
       taking all of this stuff
       all night, you know.

1703
01:23:28,691 --> 01:23:30,691
     I could be at home.
     I got better things to do.

1704
01:23:30,693 --> 01:23:33,126
 Get out of here, boy.
                       WOMEN:
                       Go home.

1705
01:23:33,128 --> 01:23:36,362
 Come on, Rachel.
 Will you please come down here
 and talk to me, please?

1706
01:23:36,364 --> 01:23:38,564
(GIRLS LAUGHING)

1707
01:23:38,566 --> 01:23:40,165
         CECILIA:
         Good for you!

1708
01:23:40,167 --> 01:23:42,133
 TINA:
 That's your bath for tonight.

1709
01:23:42,135 --> 01:23:43,567
        (GIRLS CACKLING)

1710
01:23:43,569 --> 01:23:46,169
       So it's going to
       be like that, huh? Okay.

1711
01:23:46,171 --> 01:23:47,403
           Fine.

1712
01:23:47,405 --> 01:23:49,505
           I love you, too.

1713
01:23:49,507 --> 01:23:52,941
       But fuck it.
       You win. I'm going home.

1714
01:23:56,313 --> 01:23:57,979
 GIRL:
 See you later.

1715
01:24:02,084 --> 01:24:03,316
         Dap.

1716
01:24:05,720 --> 01:24:07,085
          Dap.

1717
01:24:10,256 --> 01:24:11,455
      (LAUGHING)

1718
01:24:11,457 --> 01:24:12,689
 You're soaked.

1719
01:24:12,691 --> 01:24:14,424
         Yeah, it's funny, huh?

1720
01:24:15,727 --> 01:24:18,060
      You got
      a great bunch of friends.

1721
01:24:20,731 --> 01:24:24,332
        I apologize, Rachel.
I'm sorry. I was wrong.

1722
01:24:24,334 --> 01:24:26,634
            Look, I apologize.
            Do you forgive me?

1723
01:24:28,304 --> 01:24:29,736
             Come on. Please.

1724
01:24:29,738 --> 01:24:32,305
      Look at me.
      I'm a mess. Look at this.

1725
01:24:33,741 --> 01:24:35,741
                Come on.
      I forgive you.

1726
01:24:35,743 --> 01:24:38,310
               Thank you.

1727
01:24:38,312 --> 01:24:41,413
  But you have to stop
  being so judgmental.

1728
01:24:41,415 --> 01:24:42,714
                    What?

1729
01:24:44,017 --> 01:24:46,450
 You are too hard on folks.

1730
01:24:46,452 --> 01:24:50,187
 Give us mere mortals
 a chance sometimes.

1731
01:24:50,189 --> 01:24:52,989
 Don't be so quick to judge.

1732
01:24:52,991 --> 01:24:55,057
               I don't judge.

1733
01:24:56,193 --> 01:24:58,326
               Well, you know,
not exactly.

1734
01:24:58,328 --> 01:25:00,394
      I mean,
      there is right and wrong,
      you know.

1735
01:25:00,396 --> 01:25:02,129
 Right and wrong?
                 Right.

1736
01:25:02,131 --> 01:25:04,564
        Wrong.

1737
01:25:04,566 --> 01:25:07,533
 Come on. Let's get you
 in some dry clothes.

1738
01:25:21,148 --> 01:25:23,249
          Damn. Hold still.

1739
01:25:28,389 --> 01:25:30,889
   Oh. Oh, it tickles.
   Tickles right there.

1740
01:25:30,891 --> 01:25:33,191
           Don't get
           new on me, okay?

1741
01:25:49,408 --> 01:25:51,775
        Thank you

1742
01:25:51,777 --> 01:25:54,844
 very much, Rachel.

1743
01:25:54,846 --> 01:25:56,278
             (SCOFFS)

1744
01:25:56,280 --> 01:25:59,281
       Sisters were right, huh?

1745
01:25:59,283 --> 01:26:02,851
 (STAMMERING)
 No, no, no,
 I'm okay. Really.

1746
01:26:02,853 --> 01:26:04,552
 I'll be cool, okay?

1747
01:26:04,554 --> 01:26:06,186
Good.

1748
01:26:06,188 --> 01:26:07,587
           Just hold me.

1749
01:26:08,923 --> 01:26:12,690
           Gamma!

1750
01:26:15,327 --> 01:26:19,262
       <i> ♪ I got a feeling</i>

1751
01:26:19,264 --> 01:26:23,799
  <i> ♪ I got a feeling, brothers</i>

1752
01:26:23,801 --> 01:26:27,669
  <i> ♪ I got a feeling</i>

1753
01:26:27,671 --> 01:26:31,773
    <i> ♪ Somebody's trying</i>
  <i> to sneak in my frat</i>

1754
01:26:31,775 --> 01:26:36,310
     <i> ♪ And there ain't gonna</i>
   <i> be no shit like that ♪</i>

1755
01:26:38,447 --> 01:26:40,680
      JULIAN:
      When the gong calls,

1756
01:26:40,682 --> 01:26:45,885
      the quest begins
      to the land
      of Gamma Phi Gamma.

1757
01:26:47,688 --> 01:26:51,189
   Keep your beacons
   from touching the ground,

1758
01:26:51,191 --> 01:26:53,691
      or you shall perish.

1759
01:26:53,693 --> 01:26:55,626
CHUCKY:
     Watch the eternal lantern.

1760
01:26:55,628 --> 01:26:58,762
          Never let it
          out of your sight.

1761
01:27:04,202 --> 01:27:05,968
 JULIAN:
 Gamma!

1762
01:27:05,970 --> 01:27:10,238
    GIRLS: (WHISPERING CHANT)
    G-Phi-G. G-Phi-G.
    G-Phi-G. G-Phi-G.

1763
01:27:12,208 --> 01:27:14,975
        YODA:
        We are going to make it
        to Gamma Land!

1764
01:27:14,977 --> 01:27:16,443
                      G-Phi-G.

1765
01:27:16,445 --> 01:27:20,213
 Gamma will break you! Gamma!

1766
01:27:20,215 --> 01:27:21,647
 Let's go, get fired up!

1767
01:27:21,649 --> 01:27:23,815
    I want Gamma! I want Gamma!

1768
01:27:23,817 --> 01:27:25,583
         (ALL YELLING)

1769
01:27:28,287 --> 01:27:30,620
                         Gamma!

1770
01:27:30,622 --> 01:27:32,622
              Fucking six weeks
of pledging shit!

1771
01:27:32,624 --> 01:27:34,490
             Fucking six weeks!

1772
01:27:36,760 --> 01:27:38,326
           Oh, shit.

1773
01:27:38,328 --> 01:27:39,593
        GIRLS: G-Phi-G.

1774
01:27:39,595 --> 01:27:40,994
               (BARKING)

1775
01:27:40,996 --> 01:27:42,795
          So you want to
          be a Gamma dog?

1776
01:27:42,797 --> 01:27:44,429
   My fresh is doing it right.

1777
01:27:44,431 --> 01:27:45,863
    He's doing it right.

1778
01:27:45,865 --> 01:27:47,931
    Hang it up!

1779
01:27:47,933 --> 01:27:50,700
          Don't give up now.
          You've come too far.
             No, Half-Pint, no.

1780
01:27:50,702 --> 01:27:52,234
     Look, I got it. Half-Pint,

1781
01:27:52,236 --> 01:27:53,668
     just rest, okay? I got it.

1782
01:27:53,670 --> 01:27:55,302
 Yo, ladies, ladies, ladies.

1783
01:27:55,304 --> 01:27:56,836
 Let his arm go, okay?

1784
01:27:56,838 --> 01:27:58,571
He's got to make it
 on his own.

1785
01:27:58,573 --> 01:28:00,573
      Come on, Dr. Feelgood,
      you know he's too little.

1786
01:28:00,575 --> 01:28:02,808
 Get to the back
 of the line. Now.

1787
01:28:02,810 --> 01:28:04,976
            You forget I helped
            your ass last year.

1788
01:28:04,978 --> 01:28:07,011
         <i> ♪ Sweat, Sweat</i>
       <i> Sweat blood</i>

1789
01:28:07,013 --> 01:28:09,480
         <i> ♪ Sweat blood</i>
       <i> until you sweat</i>

1790
01:28:09,482 --> 01:28:12,783
   <i> ♪ Sweat, Sweat blood,</i>
 <i> sweat blood until you sweat</i>
              <i> Gamma!</i>

1791
01:28:12,785 --> 01:28:14,951
      <i> ♪ Sweat, sweat blood,</i>
    <i> sweat blood</i>

1792
01:28:14,953 --> 01:28:17,787
<i> ♪ until you sweat</i>
      <i> blood and tears!</i>

1793
01:28:17,789 --> 01:28:21,857
      <i> ♪ Gamma! Sweat,</i>
      <i> sweat, sweat blood,</i>
      <i> sweat blood</i>

1794
01:28:21,859 --> 01:28:25,260
          <i> ♪ until you sweat,</i>
          <i> sweat, sweat blood,</i>
          <i> sweat blood</i>

1795
01:28:25,262 --> 01:28:28,730
      <i> ♪ until you sweat,</i>
      <i> sweat, sweat blood,</i>
      <i> sweat blood</i>

1796
01:28:28,732 --> 01:28:32,400
       <i> ♪ until you sweat</i>
       <i> blood and tears</i>
       <i> Gamma!</i>

1797
01:28:32,402 --> 01:28:34,969
       <i> ♪ Ain't gonna be</i>
<i> no shit like that ♪</i>

1798
01:28:36,005 --> 01:28:37,437
        GIRLS CHANTING:
        G-Phi-G.

1799
01:28:37,439 --> 01:28:39,605
 Hurry up, man.
          G-Phi-G!

1800
01:28:39,607 --> 01:28:41,873
 Come on, General,
 get 'em out of there, man.

1801
01:28:41,875 --> 01:28:43,608
       (TOILET FLUSHING)

1802
01:28:43,610 --> 01:28:45,876
         (ALL LAUGHING)

1803
01:28:47,813 --> 01:28:49,579
    Can't a guy
    take a dump in peace?

1804
01:28:49,581 --> 01:28:52,882
 Get out of here! Move!

1805
01:28:52,884 --> 01:28:54,950
 We warned you
 about that cabbage, boy.

1806
01:28:54,952 --> 01:28:57,052
 Yo, leave the magazine, eh?

1807
01:28:57,054 --> 01:29:01,489
         Put your hands
         in the bowl.

1808
01:29:01,491 --> 01:29:03,557
             Now squish.
 MAN:
 Gamma shit.

1809
01:29:03,559 --> 01:29:05,358
 Squeeze it.
             Squish it.

1810
01:29:05,360 --> 01:29:06,592
Squeeze it.
                   Squish it.

1811
01:29:06,594 --> 01:29:07,960
 Gamma.
                        Gamma.

1812
01:29:07,962 --> 01:29:09,361
 Squeeze it.
                     Squish it.

1813
01:29:09,363 --> 01:29:10,628
 Gamma.
                         Gamma.

1814
01:29:10,630 --> 01:29:11,862
 Squish it.
                    Squeeze it.

1815
01:29:11,864 --> 01:29:13,363
 Gamma.
                         Gamma.

1816
01:29:13,365 --> 01:29:14,630
 Squeeze it.
                     Squish it.

1817
01:29:14,632 --> 01:29:15,897
 Gamma.
                         Gamma.

1818
01:29:15,899 --> 01:29:17,031
 Squish it.
                     Squish it.

1819
01:29:17,033 --> 01:29:18,465
 Gamma.
                         Gamma.

1820
01:29:18,467 --> 01:29:19,699
 Squeeze it.
                     Squish it.

1821
01:29:19,701 --> 01:29:20,900
 Gamma.
Gamma.

1822
01:29:20,902 --> 01:29:22,368
        Squish it.
                         Gamma.

1823
01:29:22,370 --> 01:29:23,702
Squish it.
                      Gamma.

1824
01:29:23,704 --> 01:29:24,969
       Squish it.
                          Gamma.

1825
01:29:24,971 --> 01:29:26,904
  Squish it.
                       Gamma.

1826
01:29:26,906 --> 01:29:28,805
        Squeeze it.
                          Gamma.

1827
01:29:28,807 --> 01:29:30,506
      How you doing,
      there, buddy?

1828
01:29:30,508 --> 01:29:32,007
 Slim Daddy, old pal, huh?

1829
01:29:32,009 --> 01:29:33,775
                  Fine.
 How you doing? What?

1830
01:29:33,777 --> 01:29:35,843
 What? What? What?
              Fine. Fine. Fine.

1831
01:29:35,845 --> 01:29:37,878
       Okay. I was just
gonna ask you something.

1832
01:29:37,880 --> 01:29:40,814
    Um, this torch here
    seems like it's getting
    a little heavy for you.

1833
01:29:40,816 --> 01:29:42,515
 You trembling and shit, huh?
                    No.

1834
01:29:42,517 --> 01:29:43,682
            What?
                   No.

1835
01:29:43,684 --> 01:29:45,016
             What?
                    No!

1836
01:29:45,018 --> 01:29:48,919
      Big Brother Dr. Feelgood.

1837
01:29:48,921 --> 01:29:50,654
 Slim Daddy, wait.
 How long you been on line?

1838
01:29:50,656 --> 01:29:52,355
                 Six weeks.
 How long you been on line?

1839
01:29:52,357 --> 01:29:54,924
                 Six weeks.
 Wrong.
 How long you been on line?

1840
01:29:54,926 --> 01:29:58,027
Six weeks. Six weeks,
          two days, 15 hours,
          37 minutes,

1841
01:29:58,029 --> 01:30:00,095
          and if I had a watch,
          Big Brother,

1842
01:30:00,097 --> 01:30:05,834
            17, 18, 19 seconds,
            Big Brother Lance.

1843
01:30:05,836 --> 01:30:08,436
   You want to quit, don't you?
         I do not want to quit!

1844
01:30:08,438 --> 01:30:09,703
 Half-Pint,
 I don't like you.

1845
01:30:09,705 --> 01:30:11,738
       I like you,
       General Jig-Boy Patton.

1846
01:30:11,740 --> 01:30:13,873
 What did you call me?
 What's my name?

1847
01:30:13,875 --> 01:30:15,407
    You've got big Coke bottles
    on your face.

1848
01:30:15,409 --> 01:30:16,908
 Half-Pint, what happened?

1849
01:30:16,910 --> 01:30:18,075
 What's it say?
What's it say? Read it.

1850
01:30:18,077 --> 01:30:19,810
 Read it and weep.
 Read it.

1851
01:30:19,812 --> 01:30:21,745
           G-Phi-G!

1852
01:30:21,747 --> 01:30:23,580
Half-Pint, you a virgin?
              No, I'm not!

1853
01:30:23,582 --> 01:30:24,981
 Half-Pint, you a virgin?
          No, I'm not!

1854
01:30:24,983 --> 01:30:26,916
 Name me two girls you've had.
                    Two. Quick.

1855
01:30:26,918 --> 01:30:28,817
 Come on, man. Quick.
                  Quick.

1856
01:30:28,819 --> 01:30:30,351
                 Quick.
     Quick.

1857
01:30:30,353 --> 01:30:31,752
            That's 'cause
            you ain't had none.

1858
01:30:31,754 --> 01:30:32,986
       That's why
       you can't think of none.

1859
01:30:32,988 --> 01:30:34,120
                  Come on, man.

1860
01:30:34,122 --> 01:30:36,021
Susie Mae in high school.

1861
01:30:36,023 --> 01:30:38,390
        Oh, man. Only thing
        you had in high school
        was acne and sore nuts.

1862
01:30:38,392 --> 01:30:40,592
 And that's one.
 Half-Pint, you're not
 going to be a Gamma man.

1863
01:30:40,594 --> 01:30:42,894
    I will make it.
    I will be a Gamma man!
      GIRL: Leave him alone.

1864
01:30:42,896 --> 01:30:45,563
 Look, Half-Pint, why don't
 you put the torch down?
    I will never put it down.

1865
01:30:45,565 --> 01:30:47,665
 Put the torch down.
             No!

1866
01:30:47,667 --> 01:30:50,034
         You know what happened
         to the last number one
         that told Patton "no"?

1867
01:30:50,036 --> 01:30:52,036
You ain't no good.

1868
01:30:52,038 --> 01:30:53,904
      VELDA:
      Why don't you leave
      Half-Pint alone?

1869
01:30:53,906 --> 01:30:55,071
   Look. Y'all get out of here.
         No!

1870
01:30:55,073 --> 01:30:57,440
   Move!
               No!

1871
01:30:57,442 --> 01:31:00,075
 Don't listen to them.
 Don't listen.
 You're almost home.

1872
01:31:00,077 --> 01:31:02,477
          Gamma Rays!

1873
01:31:02,479 --> 01:31:03,644
             Gamma!

1874
01:31:03,646 --> 01:31:05,512
         (ALL YELLING)

1875
01:31:07,949 --> 01:31:10,516
                   Gamma!

1876
01:31:15,089 --> 01:31:19,991
       JULIAN:
       Lift your torches
       to the heavens!

1877
01:31:19,993 --> 01:31:23,661
   GAMMITES:
   We of the eternal lantern,

1878
01:31:23,663 --> 01:31:27,031
       guiding us through
       the misty mist

1879
01:31:27,033 --> 01:31:29,133
and the dusty dust,

1880
01:31:29,135 --> 01:31:32,703
        on the straight
        and narrow path,

1881
01:31:32,705 --> 01:31:37,607
     righter of the wrong,
     protector of the weak,

1882
01:31:37,609 --> 01:31:40,710
        from the nipple
        to the bottle,

1883
01:31:40,712 --> 01:31:44,412
        Gamma Phi Gamma!

1884
01:31:47,884 --> 01:31:51,418
    Kiss my nuts!
    'Cause I'm a Gamma man!

1885
01:31:51,420 --> 01:31:54,087
         (ALL CHEERING)

1886
01:32:00,061 --> 01:32:01,593
 This is your night, brother.

1887
01:32:01,595 --> 01:32:02,894
 I'm telling you,
 this is your night.

1888
01:32:02,896 --> 01:32:04,829
 We gonna hook you up
 personally.

1889
01:32:04,831 --> 01:32:06,697
 Look, do me a favor.
 Hold this for me.

1890
01:32:06,699 --> 01:32:07,864
 I'm gonna hook you up, man.

1891
01:32:07,866 --> 01:32:09,198
  I'm telling you.

1892
01:32:09,200 --> 01:32:11,700
        Hi.
Hi.

1893
01:32:11,702 --> 01:32:13,835
 I'm telling you.
 We'll be right back.

1894
01:32:13,837 --> 01:32:16,470
  Let the games begin, brother.
 That's right.

1895
01:32:18,674 --> 01:32:20,473
   (FUNKY MUSIC PLAYING)

1896
01:32:22,677 --> 01:32:24,076
        <i> All right.</i>

1897
01:32:27,648 --> 01:32:29,014
          <i> Come on.</i>

1898
01:32:33,020 --> 01:32:34,586
          <i> Still there?</i>

1899
01:32:37,023 --> 01:32:39,490
         <i> Say what, now?</i>

1900
01:32:39,492 --> 01:32:41,525
          <i> ♪ Yeah, yeah</i>

1901
01:32:41,527 --> 01:32:43,593
             <i> ♪ Yeah, yeah</i>

1902
01:32:47,765 --> 01:32:49,197
  <i> Sing.</i>

1903
01:32:49,199 --> 01:32:50,665
          <i> ♪ Yeah, yeah</i>

1904
01:32:50,667 --> 01:32:51,766
             <i> ♪ Ow!</i>

1905
01:32:51,768 --> 01:32:54,168
         <i> ♪ Yeah, yeah</i>

1906
01:32:54,170 --> 01:32:55,469
         <i> Ha-ha!</i>

1907
01:32:58,640 --> 01:33:03,042
      <i> ♪ Walked in this place</i>
<i> surprised to see</i>

1908
01:33:03,044 --> 01:33:05,177
   <i> ♪ A big girl getting busy</i>

1909
01:33:05,179 --> 01:33:07,913
      <i> ♪ Just rocking</i>
    <i> to the go-go beat</i>
 <i> ♪ Hey</i>

1910
01:33:07,915 --> 01:33:10,081
      <i> ♪ The way</i>
    <i> she shook her booty</i>

1911
01:33:10,083 --> 01:33:12,617
 <i> ♪ Sure looked good to me</i>

1912
01:33:12,619 --> 01:33:15,286
   <i> ♪ I said,</i>
   <i> "Come here, big girl,</i>
   <i> won't you rock my world?</i>

1913
01:33:15,288 --> 01:33:17,221
   <i> ♪ "Show that dance to me"</i>

1914
01:33:17,223 --> 01:33:19,289
          <i> ♪ She was</i>
        <i> ♪ Doing the butt</i>

1915
01:33:19,291 --> 01:33:23,126
    <i> ♪ Hey, pretty, pretty</i>

1916
01:33:23,128 --> 01:33:27,929
<i> ♪ When you get that notion,</i>
 <i> put your backfield</i>
 <i> in motion, hey</i>

1917
01:33:27,931 --> 01:33:29,597
        <i> ♪ Doing the butt</i>

1918
01:33:29,599 --> 01:33:33,000
       <i> ♪ Hey, sexy, sexy</i>

1919
01:33:33,002 --> 01:33:37,904
   <i> ♪ Ain't nothing wrong</i>
   <i> if you want to do the butt</i>
   <i> all night long</i>

1920
01:33:37,906 --> 01:33:40,706
             <i> ♪ Yeah, yeah</i>

1921
01:33:40,708 --> 01:33:42,874
          <i> ♪ Yeah, yeah</i>

1922
01:33:44,611 --> 01:33:46,110
         (CHEERING)

1923
01:33:46,112 --> 01:33:48,112
         <i> ♪ What you gonna</i>
       <i> do about it?</i>

1924
01:33:48,114 --> 01:33:49,213
          <i> ♪ Yeah, yeah</i>

1925
01:33:49,215 --> 01:33:50,814
           <i> ♪ Shake it</i>

1926
01:33:50,816 --> 01:33:52,382
<i> ♪ Yeah, yeah</i>

1927
01:33:57,388 --> 01:34:02,090
        <i> ♪ I took that girl</i>
      <i> out on the floor</i>

1928
01:34:02,092 --> 01:34:04,659
    <i> ♪ She rocked me</i>
  <i> from the backside</i>

1929
01:34:04,661 --> 01:34:06,661
      <i> ♪ We did the butt</i>
    <i> till it made me sore</i>

1930
01:34:06,663 --> 01:34:11,365
  <i> ♪ Now, it's a physical thing,</i>
<i> but not hard to do</i>

1931
01:34:11,367 --> 01:34:14,301
    <i> ♪ You just shake,</i>
    <i> shake, shake, a-shake</i>
    <i> shake, shake, shake-a</i>

1932
01:34:14,303 --> 01:34:16,836
    <i> ♪ Do the butt</i>
    <i> all night through,</i>
    <i> come on</i>

1933
01:34:16,838 --> 01:34:18,337
<i> ♪ Doing the butt</i>

1934
01:34:18,339 --> 01:34:21,940
     <i> ♪ Hey, pretty, pretty</i>

1935
01:34:21,942 --> 01:34:26,711
 <i> ♪ When you get that notion,</i>
 <i> put your backfield</i>
 <i> in motion, hey</i>

1936
01:34:26,713 --> 01:34:28,179
        <i> ♪ Doing the butt</i>

1937
01:34:28,181 --> 01:34:32,016
       <i> ♪ Hey, sexy, sexy</i>

1938
01:34:32,018 --> 01:34:36,887
   <i> ♪ Ain't nothing wrong</i>
   <i> if you want to do the butt</i>
   <i> all night long</i>

1939
01:34:40,959 --> 01:34:42,725
         <i> ♪ That's right</i>

1940
01:34:47,364 --> 01:34:50,098
       <i> ♪ Shake your butt</i>

1941
01:34:50,100 --> 01:34:53,401
  <i> ♪ Come on,</i>
<i> give me that butt</i>

1942
01:34:53,403 --> 01:34:56,003
     <i> ♪ Give me that butt</i>

1943
01:34:56,005 --> 01:34:58,672
<i> ♪ Tanya got a big old butt</i>
<i> ♪ Oh, yeah?</i>

1944
01:34:58,674 --> 01:35:00,940
 <i> ♪ Shirley got a big old butt</i>
           <i> ♪ Oh, yeah?</i>

1945
01:35:00,942 --> 01:35:03,208
  <i> ♪ Irene got a big old butt</i>
           <i> ♪ Oh, yeah?</i>

1946
01:35:03,210 --> 01:35:05,777
 <i> ♪ Theresa got a big old butt</i>
        <i> ♪ Big old butt</i>

1947
01:35:05,779 --> 01:35:08,279
      <i> ♪ I bet Sonya</i>
    <i> got a big old butt</i>
         <i> ♪ Oh, yeah?</i>

1948
01:35:08,281 --> 01:35:10,714
 <i> ♪ Melissa got a big old butt</i>
         <i> ♪ Oh, yeah?</i>

1949
01:35:10,716 --> 01:35:13,183
     <i> ♪ Old Tammy</i>
   <i> got a big old butt</i>
<i> ♪ Oh, yeah?</i>

1950
01:35:13,185 --> 01:35:15,418
      <i> ♪ Little Keisha</i>
    <i> got a big old butt</i>
         <i> ♪ Big old butt</i>

1951
01:35:15,420 --> 01:35:16,886
       <i> ♪ Give me the butt</i>

1952
01:35:16,888 --> 01:35:19,021
          <i> ♪ Yeah, yeah</i>

1953
01:35:19,023 --> 01:35:20,188
             <i> ♪ Yeah, yeah</i>

1954
01:35:20,190 --> 01:35:21,422
    <i> ♪ Am I talking too loud?</i>

1955
01:35:21,424 --> 01:35:23,323
  <i> ♪ Do you want me to shut up?</i>

1956
01:35:23,325 --> 01:35:25,425
    <i> ♪ Well, bring me that girl</i>
  <i> with that big old butt</i>

1957
01:35:25,427 --> 01:35:26,926
            <i> ♪ Sing it!</i>

1958
01:35:26,928 --> 01:35:28,193
         <i> ♪ Yeah, yeah</i>
                <i> ♪ Ow!</i>

1959
01:35:28,195 --> 01:35:29,861
<i> ♪ Yeah, yeah</i>

1960
01:35:29,863 --> 01:35:32,763
       <i> ♪ I want your butt,</i>
     <i> that butt</i>

1961
01:35:32,765 --> 01:35:35,398
           <i> ♪ That big old,</i>
         <i> big old butt</i>

1962
01:35:35,400 --> 01:35:37,767
         <i> ♪ Doing the butt</i>
       <i> Ow!</i>

1963
01:35:37,769 --> 01:35:40,469
        <i> ♪ Pretty, pretty</i>

1964
01:35:40,471 --> 01:35:45,272
 <i> ♪ When you get that notion,</i>
 <i> put your backfield</i>
 <i> in motion, hey</i>

1965
01:35:45,274 --> 01:35:46,473
        <i> ♪ Doing the butt</i>

1966
01:35:46,475 --> 01:35:50,376
       <i> ♪ Hey, sexy, sexy</i>

1967
01:35:50,378 --> 01:35:55,847
   <i> ♪ Ain't nothing wrong</i>
   <i> if you want to do the butt</i>
<i> all night long</i>

1968
01:35:55,849 --> 01:35:57,415
           <i> ♪ Oh-ee-oh</i>

1969
01:35:57,417 --> 01:35:59,884
            <i> ♪ Oh, oh</i>

1970
01:35:59,886 --> 01:36:02,286
        <i> ♪ Oh-ee-oh</i>

1971
01:36:02,288 --> 01:36:04,888
            <i> ♪ Oh, oh</i>

1972
01:36:04,890 --> 01:36:07,156
           <i> ♪ Oh-ee-oh</i>

1973
01:36:07,158 --> 01:36:09,491
          <i> ♪ Oh, oh</i>

1974
01:36:09,493 --> 01:36:12,160
           <i> ♪ Oh-ee-oh</i>

1975
01:36:12,162 --> 01:36:14,295
            <i> ♪ Oh, oh</i>

1976
01:36:14,297 --> 01:36:15,496
          <i> ♪ New York</i>

1977
01:36:15,498 --> 01:36:16,964
  CROWD:
  <i> ♪ Big old butt</i>

1978
01:36:16,966 --> 01:36:18,298
         <i> ♪ D.C.</i>

1979
01:36:18,300 --> 01:36:19,465
 <i> ♪ Big old butt</i>

1980
01:36:19,467 --> 01:36:20,933
            <i> ♪ L.A.</i>

1981
01:36:20,935 --> 01:36:22,868
 <i> ♪ What do you got to say?</i>

1982
01:36:24,104 --> 01:36:25,736
            <i> ♪ Philly</i>

1983
01:36:25,738 --> 01:36:26,837
<i> ♪ Big old butt</i>

1984
01:36:26,839 --> 01:36:28,138
          <i> ♪ Atlanta</i>

1985
01:36:28,140 --> 01:36:30,206
 <i> ♪ Big old butt</i>

1986
01:36:30,208 --> 01:36:33,742
      <i> ♪ Baltimore,</i>
      <i> won't you come</i>
      <i> and holler at me?</i>

1987
01:36:33,744 --> 01:36:35,944
        <i> ♪ Sing it</i>
 <i> ♪ Doing the butt</i>

1988
01:36:35,946 --> 01:36:38,346
 Well, you did it.
 I'm proud of you.

1989
01:36:38,348 --> 01:36:40,881
 Just remember one thing,
 Big Brother Half-Pint.

1990
01:36:40,883 --> 01:36:43,016
 Now you belong
 to my family.

1991
01:36:44,052 --> 01:36:45,518
   Welcome home.

1992
01:36:45,520 --> 01:36:47,286
                 Gamma.
      G-Phi-G.

1993
01:36:47,288 --> 01:36:49,421
          <i> ♪ Sexy, sexy</i>

1994
01:36:49,423 --> 01:36:54,324
    <i> ♪ Ain't nothing wrong</i>
<i> if you wanna do the butt</i>
    <i> all night long</i>

1995
01:36:54,326 --> 01:36:55,491
        <i> ♪ Doing the butt</i>

1996
01:36:55,493 --> 01:36:57,926
     <i> ♪ Hey, pretty, pretty</i>

1997
01:36:57,928 --> 01:37:00,962
          <i> ♪ I want your butt,</i>
        <i> your butt</i>

1998
01:37:00,964 --> 01:37:04,165
         <i> ♪ Just give me,</i>
         <i> give me, give me</i>
         <i> your butt, hey ♪</i>

1999
01:37:04,167 --> 01:37:06,033
         (ALL CHEERING)

2000
01:37:06,035 --> 01:37:08,301
           (HOOTING)

2001
01:37:16,277 --> 01:37:17,976
          (WHISTLING)

2002
01:37:19,012 --> 01:37:20,845
           (SLOW MUSIC PLAYING)

2003
01:37:29,955 --> 01:37:32,255
                 <i> ♪ What a day</i>

2004
01:37:32,257 --> 01:37:34,490
         <i> ♪ What a way</i>

2005
01:37:34,492 --> 01:37:37,259
<i> ♪ To behave</i>

2006
01:37:38,862 --> 01:37:43,363
  <i> ♪ Will I win, lose, draw</i>

2007
01:37:43,365 --> 01:37:48,000
      <i> ♪ Or be saved?</i>

2008
01:37:48,002 --> 01:37:52,437
       <i> ♪ Oh, my heart says go</i>

2009
01:37:52,439 --> 01:37:56,340
        <i> ♪ But my mind says no</i>

2010
01:37:57,376 --> 01:38:01,378
        <i> ♪ Ooh, my love</i>

2011
01:38:06,284 --> 01:38:10,886
  <i> ♪ I've had plenty of time</i>

2012
01:38:10,888 --> 01:38:14,890
      <i> ♪ To think over it</i>

2013
01:38:14,892 --> 01:38:18,059
       <i> ♪ Plenty of time</i>

2014
01:38:18,061 --> 01:38:23,163
    <i> ♪ To mull and reflect</i>

2015
01:38:25,333 --> 01:38:29,268
    <i> ♪ There are things</i>

2016
01:38:29,270 --> 01:38:32,404
        <i> ♪ To alert me</i>

2017
01:38:33,507 --> 01:38:36,908
         <i> ♪ So that he</i>

2018
01:38:36,910 --> 01:38:41,312
 <i> ♪ Would not desert me</i>

2019
01:38:41,314 --> 01:38:44,481
          I couldn't help
but notice you
          in this bathing suit.

2020
01:38:44,483 --> 01:38:48,918
          You look...
          Nice, real nice.

2021
01:38:48,920 --> 01:38:52,021
 You know what I thought about
 when I first saw you?

2022
01:38:52,023 --> 01:38:54,556
 Collard greens
 and corn bread,
 I ain't gonna lie to you.

2023
01:38:54,558 --> 01:38:56,057
 And Wilson Pickett.

2024
01:38:56,059 --> 01:38:57,525
 I mean, you got,
 like, one of them

2025
01:38:57,527 --> 01:39:00,461
  <i> In The Midnight Hour</i>
 bodies, baby.

2026
01:39:00,463 --> 01:39:03,263
 Hey, uh,
 do you go swimming often?

2027
01:39:05,200 --> 01:39:07,266
           I can't swim a lick
           and I'm a Pisces.

2028
01:39:07,268 --> 01:39:10,135
             Ain't that a trip?

2029
01:39:10,137 --> 01:39:12,036
What's your sign?

2030
01:39:12,038 --> 01:39:14,171
           No, don't tell me.
           Let me guess.

2031
01:39:14,173 --> 01:39:16,573
             Virgo. No, no, no.

2032
01:39:16,575 --> 01:39:19,042
      I'm getting
      Capricorn vibes from you.

2033
01:39:55,379 --> 01:40:00,547
  <i> ♪ Should I go on and try</i>

2034
01:40:00,549 --> 01:40:04,050
       <i> ♪ Or forget it?</i>

2035
01:40:05,153 --> 01:40:07,953
       <i> ♪ Life is short</i>

2036
01:40:07,955 --> 01:40:12,590
 <i> ♪ Will I live to regret it?</i>

2037
01:40:14,327 --> 01:40:16,694
       <i> ♪ By your glance</i>

2038
01:40:16,696 --> 01:40:22,065
     <i> ♪ This romance does say</i>
   <i> let it</i>

2039
01:40:23,935 --> 01:40:26,502
         <i> ♪ Sweetheart</i>

2040
01:40:33,277 --> 01:40:37,279
              <i> ♪ So be one</i>

2041
01:40:40,484 --> 01:40:43,551
         <i> ♪ Be a fool</i>

2042
01:40:45,655 --> 01:40:50,157
<i> ♪ Go ahead</i>

2043
01:40:50,159 --> 01:40:54,160
      <i> ♪ And fall in</i>

2044
01:40:55,396 --> 01:40:57,562
         <i> ♪ Love ♪</i>

2045
01:41:15,114 --> 01:41:17,414
                Do you love me?

2046
01:41:17,416 --> 01:41:19,582
           Yes.

2047
01:41:19,584 --> 01:41:23,319
             Do you really love
             Gamma Phi Gamma?

2048
01:41:23,321 --> 01:41:24,653
           Yes.

2049
01:41:26,456 --> 01:41:28,755
           Well, you're going
           to have to prove it.

2050
01:41:31,426 --> 01:41:32,992
        I love you.

2051
01:41:45,405 --> 01:41:47,004
 Gamma men!

2052
01:41:47,006 --> 01:41:48,438
         (ALL YELLING)

2053
01:41:49,441 --> 01:41:51,073
              Chucky.

2054
01:41:51,075 --> 01:41:55,376
 Brothers,
 tonight is Half-Pint's night.

2055
01:41:57,313 --> 01:42:01,148
  Look, I told your cousin
  I was going to
  take care of you.

2056
01:42:01,150 --> 01:42:04,217
So that's what I'm gonna do.
     Dean Big Brother Almighty.

2057
01:42:04,219 --> 01:42:06,552
    What are you talking about?

2058
01:42:06,554 --> 01:42:11,322
   Look, tonight,
   I'm going to give you
   a very, very special gift

2059
01:42:11,324 --> 01:42:12,723
         from me...

2060
01:42:15,228 --> 01:42:16,560
            to you.

2061
01:42:17,863 --> 01:42:20,263
                    No, no.
                    That's out.

2062
01:42:20,265 --> 01:42:22,565
  Look, look, I told you
  I wasn't pledging no virgins.

2063
01:42:22,567 --> 01:42:25,434
 You're a Gamma man now.

2064
01:42:25,436 --> 01:42:30,538
 It's time for you
 to become a real man.

2065
01:42:30,540 --> 01:42:32,706
        Go, go, go, go!

2066
01:42:32,708 --> 01:42:34,908
 I like that.
 I like to have a little fun.

2067
01:42:34,910 --> 01:42:36,542
(ALL CHATTERING)

2068
01:42:36,544 --> 01:42:38,710
          Go, go, go!

2069
01:42:38,712 --> 01:42:40,878
              Go, go, go!

2070
01:42:42,581 --> 01:42:43,879
        (BARKING)

2071
01:42:47,417 --> 01:42:48,749
     Shut up!

2072
01:42:52,488 --> 01:42:55,622
 Half-Pint,
 you wear her out

2073
01:42:55,624 --> 01:42:57,557
 like a natural
 Gamma man.

2074
01:42:57,559 --> 01:43:00,359
         (GAMMITE BARKING)
GAMMITE: Gamma dog!

2075
01:43:00,361 --> 01:43:03,495
         GAMMITE 2:
         First time I've wished
         I was Half-Pint.

2076
01:43:03,497 --> 01:43:05,663
     Shut up!

2077
01:43:05,665 --> 01:43:07,631
             MAN: Yo, you gotta
             have a dick.

2078
01:43:12,771 --> 01:43:14,570
                   GAMMITE 2:
                   Yes.

2079
01:43:14,572 --> 01:43:15,837
 GAMMITE:
 Meow.

2080
01:43:15,839 --> 01:43:16,904
                          Shit.

2081
01:43:16,906 --> 01:43:19,172
You're a Gamma man now.

2082
01:43:19,174 --> 01:43:22,642
      Prove that
      I did the right thing
      by letting you go over.

2083
01:43:22,644 --> 01:43:24,810
              Prove it.

2084
01:43:24,812 --> 01:43:26,311
                      Work it.

2085
01:43:26,313 --> 01:43:27,812
           Want to borrow one
           of my prophylactics?

2086
01:43:27,814 --> 01:43:29,513
                   GAMMITE 3:
                   Do it, dude.

2087
01:43:29,515 --> 01:43:31,214
       (GAMMITE GRUNTING)

2088
01:43:31,216 --> 01:43:32,381
                  Definitely...

2089
01:43:32,383 --> 01:43:34,216
 I said shut up, damn it!

2090
01:43:41,658 --> 01:43:43,257
 Jane,
 we don't got to do this.

2091
01:43:43,259 --> 01:43:45,492
      Shut up
      and get undressed.

2092
01:44:15,657 --> 01:44:17,356
    Come here.

2093
01:44:25,465 --> 01:44:26,864
    Grady, I'm hungry.

2094
01:44:26,866 --> 01:44:29,266
Can we go get some food?

2095
01:44:29,268 --> 01:44:31,468
      I've got food in my room.
      What you want?

2096
01:44:31,470 --> 01:44:33,336
     I got some Vienna sausage.

2097
01:44:33,338 --> 01:44:36,539
         I got me some
         Underwood Deviled Ham,
         some sardines,

2098
01:44:36,541 --> 01:44:37,973
              some Premium
              Saltine Crackers.

2099
01:44:37,975 --> 01:44:39,240
                I got all that.

2100
01:44:39,242 --> 01:44:40,874
    No. You're so country.

2101
01:44:40,876 --> 01:44:42,642
   I want some real food.

2102
01:44:44,278 --> 01:44:45,610
              Oh. Oh, oh, Lord.

2103
01:44:45,612 --> 01:44:47,745
          Oh, my knee done
          went out on me again.

2104
01:44:47,747 --> 01:44:49,346
 What happened?
 You all right?

2105
01:44:49,348 --> 01:44:51,781
Oh, I banged it up.
          I banged it up today.

2106
01:44:51,783 --> 01:44:53,649
 I'll tell you what.

2107
01:44:53,651 --> 01:44:56,518
 You take me
 to get some food,
 and I'll rub it.

2108
01:44:57,888 --> 01:44:59,020
                 (CHUCKLING)

2109
01:44:59,022 --> 01:45:01,288
                   Yeah.

2110
01:45:01,290 --> 01:45:03,356
 Is your roommate in?

2111
01:45:03,358 --> 01:45:05,024
  No. I got the room to myself.

2112
01:45:05,026 --> 01:45:07,960
  Okay,
  because I need my privacy.

2113
01:45:07,962 --> 01:45:09,761
                 (CHUCKLING)

2114
01:45:09,763 --> 01:45:12,330
 Yo, did you hear that?

2115
01:45:14,334 --> 01:45:15,666
         I ain't heard nothing.

2116
01:45:15,668 --> 01:45:17,034
        Shh.

2117
01:45:18,037 --> 01:45:19,636
      (MUFFLED NOISE)

2118
01:45:19,638 --> 01:45:21,904
    (CHUCKLING)
    There it is again.

2119
01:45:21,906 --> 01:45:24,306
 Homeboy's doing okay.
Yeah.

2120
01:45:24,308 --> 01:45:25,640
 GAMMITE:
 He's doing the Gamma slammer.

2121
01:45:25,642 --> 01:45:26,841
 GAMMITE 2:
 There it is.

2122
01:45:26,843 --> 01:45:28,642
             GAMMITE 3:
             Work it.

2123
01:45:28,644 --> 01:45:31,678
        (ALL CHUCKLING)

2124
01:45:31,680 --> 01:45:33,680
 One of y'all. Could you...
 Could you take Doris, please?

2125
01:45:33,682 --> 01:45:35,548
         Ain't nothing
         wrong with Doris, man.

2126
01:45:35,550 --> 01:45:37,650
 She's the only woman on campus
 that could look up to you.

2127
01:45:37,652 --> 01:45:38,984
              That's right.
   What you talking about?

2128
01:45:38,986 --> 01:45:40,585
           Don't you feel good?

2129
01:45:40,587 --> 01:45:42,587
    Damn, you ain't
    needing a girl anyway, man.

2130
01:45:42,589 --> 01:45:44,455
Stop crying.

2131
01:45:54,366 --> 01:45:55,732
         Excuse me.

2132
01:45:58,470 --> 01:46:00,503
 Move, man.
 Move out of the way.

2133
01:46:00,505 --> 01:46:02,638
    Don't you see
    a lady present?

2134
01:46:02,640 --> 01:46:04,806
 What's up, dude?

2135
01:46:04,808 --> 01:46:07,341
         How are you gentlemen
         this fine night?

2136
01:46:16,485 --> 01:46:18,818
 Y'all have a restful sleep.

2137
01:46:21,889 --> 01:46:24,756
       I knew you was a Taurus.

2138
01:46:24,758 --> 01:46:27,859
    You look so good,
    you ought to be on
    <i> Soul Train,</i> you know that?

2139
01:46:27,861 --> 01:46:31,028
         I'm going to put you
         on<i> Dance Fever,</i> baby.

2140
01:46:31,030 --> 01:46:33,497
            Mmm, mmm. Mmm, mmm.

2141
01:46:33,499 --> 01:46:36,466
        Looky here,
looky here, looky here.

2142
01:46:36,468 --> 01:46:38,601
       Come on over here, girl.

2143
01:46:39,604 --> 01:46:40,902
                (GRADY MOANING)

2144
01:46:44,607 --> 01:46:46,607
 Grady, we're not alone.

2145
01:46:46,609 --> 01:46:48,809
    That ain't nothing
    but a lumpy mattress, baby.

2146
01:46:48,811 --> 01:46:50,477
 That's your roommate in here.

2147
01:46:50,479 --> 01:46:52,946
       If you be quiet,
       they'll never even know.

2148
01:46:52,948 --> 01:46:55,515
      I'm a silent lover, baby,
      and if you don't scream,
      I sure won't holler.

2149
01:46:55,517 --> 01:46:57,617
   Will you let go?
                 Baby. Come on.

2150
01:46:57,619 --> 01:46:59,619
 Get off me.
 Are you crazy?

2151
01:46:59,621 --> 01:47:01,087
                 No. You crazy.

2152
01:47:01,089 --> 01:47:03,923
 You call me
when you get it together.

2153
01:47:03,925 --> 01:47:05,925
        Hey, baby, you almost
        stepped on my sneakers!

2154
01:47:05,927 --> 01:47:07,860
  I'll call you in the morning.

2155
01:47:08,963 --> 01:47:11,363
         (ALL LAUGHING)

2156
01:47:11,365 --> 01:47:13,965
       Thanks for walking me
       back to my room.
       I appreciate it.

2157
01:47:13,967 --> 01:47:15,700
 That was quick.

2158
01:47:15,702 --> 01:47:17,501
 She sure left
 in a huff, homeboy.

2159
01:47:17,503 --> 01:47:19,102
 I heard of premature,
 man, but shit...

2160
01:47:19,104 --> 01:47:20,870
                  That's right,
                  God damn it.

2161
01:47:20,872 --> 01:47:23,138
 You made it kind of quick.
            Fuck all y'all!

2162
01:47:23,140 --> 01:47:25,373
 Bye, Quick Draw McGraw.

2163
01:47:25,375 --> 01:47:27,141
Monroe would've been in there
 longer than that.

2164
01:47:27,143 --> 01:47:31,111
       Yeah, I...
       I would've been in there
       longer than that.

2165
01:47:31,113 --> 01:47:32,912
 Shut up.

2166
01:47:32,914 --> 01:47:35,681
 Damn. How long
 that motherfucker
 been in there?

2167
01:47:39,119 --> 01:47:41,152
            I'm going in there.

2168
01:47:41,154 --> 01:47:42,720
   She might've killed the boy.

2169
01:47:42,722 --> 01:47:43,921
   No.

2170
01:47:46,892 --> 01:47:50,927
     Half-Pint!
     Half-Pint! Half-Pint!

2171
01:47:52,730 --> 01:47:56,098
            DOUBLE RUBBER:
      So, Half-Pint, how was it?

2172
01:47:56,100 --> 01:47:57,799
 MUSTAFA:
 Was it like
 you had imagined it?

2173
01:47:57,801 --> 01:47:59,667
 DOO-DOO BREATH:
 Or dreamed about?

2174
01:47:59,669 --> 01:48:02,736
 From now on,
 we're going to
call you Full-Pint.

2175
01:48:02,738 --> 01:48:04,404
 Speech! Speech!

2176
01:48:04,406 --> 01:48:05,738
    Lots of pressure, Pint.

2177
01:48:05,740 --> 01:48:07,039
              Wait, wait, wait.

2178
01:48:08,809 --> 01:48:12,143
         Just let me walk Jane
         to her car, okay?

2179
01:48:12,145 --> 01:48:16,847
       That's all I want to do.
       Then I'll come back
       and tell you everything.

2180
01:48:16,849 --> 01:48:18,915
             You the man, dude.
             You the man.

2181
01:48:19,984 --> 01:48:22,451
         (ALL WHOOPING)

2182
01:48:22,453 --> 01:48:24,820
 Don't flatter yourself.

2183
01:48:24,822 --> 01:48:27,088
 Half-Pint,
 it wasn't for you.

2184
01:48:27,090 --> 01:48:28,989
        (MEN CHUCKLING)

2185
01:48:28,991 --> 01:48:33,059
        Gamma men,
        it's been a good night.

2186
01:48:33,061 --> 01:48:35,428
I'll see you all
               in the morning.
        Dog, good time.

2187
01:48:35,430 --> 01:48:37,496
                    Good night.
      Good for Half-Pint.

2188
01:48:37,498 --> 01:48:39,698
         We're out of here.
         Big dog.

2189
01:48:41,968 --> 01:48:43,500
          GAMMITE:
          <i> Buenos noches.</i>

2190
01:48:43,502 --> 01:48:45,902
     I, uh, did what you said.

2191
01:48:45,904 --> 01:48:48,104
             Oh, yes?
             And what was that?

2192
01:48:50,174 --> 01:48:52,607
           I did it.

2193
01:48:52,609 --> 01:48:53,908
               You what?

2194
01:48:55,578 --> 01:48:57,010
    You told me.

2195
01:48:57,012 --> 01:48:58,611
                (STAMMERING)
                Wait a minute.

2196
01:48:58,613 --> 01:49:00,212
             You gave it up
to Half-Pint?

2197
01:49:00,214 --> 01:49:02,180
         Yeah.
           You gave it up?

2198
01:49:02,182 --> 01:49:04,615
   How could you do this, Jane?
    You told me.

2199
01:49:04,617 --> 01:49:06,783
         How could you do this?
         You boning
         my own frat brother?

2200
01:49:06,785 --> 01:49:08,751
    No, I didn't tell you that.
    The hell I told you that!

2201
01:49:08,753 --> 01:49:10,486
       What?
           Jane, I thought
           you loved me.

2202
01:49:10,488 --> 01:49:12,187
 I do love you.
         No. You don't love me.

2203
01:49:12,189 --> 01:49:14,522
            No. No, you love
            what I stand for.

2204
01:49:14,524 --> 01:49:15,956
      You love Gamma Phi Gamma.

2205
01:49:15,958 --> 01:49:17,691
Julian.
               No.

2206
01:49:17,693 --> 01:49:19,459
       You're in love with Dean
       Big Brother Almighty.

2207
01:49:19,461 --> 01:49:20,860
 No, that's not true!

2208
01:49:20,862 --> 01:49:22,595
          You don't even see
          Julian anymore, Jane.

2209
01:49:22,597 --> 01:49:24,196
         How could you do this?
 Why are you doing this to me?

2210
01:49:24,198 --> 01:49:25,730
              How could you?

2211
01:49:25,732 --> 01:49:27,598
                    Why am I...
 Why are you doing this to me?

2212
01:49:27,600 --> 01:49:30,033
       You are blinded
       by the black and silver.
       No, Jane.

2213
01:49:30,035 --> 01:49:31,934
             Jane, I'm sorry.
 I only wanted to love you.

2214
01:49:31,936 --> 01:49:34,536
Jane, you're wrong.
            You're wrong, Jane.

2215
01:49:34,538 --> 01:49:36,671
               I've been trying
               to tell you this
               for so long.

2216
01:49:36,673 --> 01:49:38,939
    (SOBBING) No!
             No. No. I am...

2217
01:49:38,941 --> 01:49:41,675
         Jane, I am not
         here for you anymore.

2218
01:49:41,677 --> 01:49:43,109
          I want to tell you
          something.

2219
01:49:43,111 --> 01:49:44,777
      This was your final test.

2220
01:49:44,779 --> 01:49:47,246
          Your final test.
          And you failed, Jane.

2221
01:49:47,248 --> 01:49:49,514
             Jane, you blew it.

2222
01:49:49,516 --> 01:49:51,716
        You blew it. I'm sorry.

2223
01:49:51,718 --> 01:49:53,718
 What can I do?
I'm sorry.

2224
01:49:53,720 --> 01:49:55,720
           I'm sorry, Jane.

2225
01:49:55,722 --> 01:49:57,088
       (SOBBING) Please.

2226
01:49:59,959 --> 01:50:01,591
     (CRYING) Julian.

2227
01:50:09,801 --> 01:50:12,034
                  Dap!

2228
01:50:12,036 --> 01:50:14,169
          Dap! Open the door!

2229
01:50:14,171 --> 01:50:15,937
                 Dap!

2230
01:50:15,939 --> 01:50:17,371
 Are you out
 of your fucking mind?

2231
01:50:17,373 --> 01:50:19,639
        I got to see Dap.
        I got to see my cousin.

2232
01:50:19,641 --> 01:50:22,708
 It's a motherfucking 5:00
 in the motherfucking morning.
                  Dap!

2233
01:50:22,710 --> 01:50:24,810
         Get him up, then.
 He's sleeping. I'm sleeping.

2234
01:50:24,812 --> 01:50:26,378
 MAN: Fuck y'all, man!
      Yeah. Okay.

2235
01:50:26,380 --> 01:50:28,146
                  Get him up.
Right.

2236
01:50:29,682 --> 01:50:30,881
              Dap!

2237
01:50:32,351 --> 01:50:33,950
        Dap, open up.
        I know you're in there.

2238
01:50:33,952 --> 01:50:35,818
              Come on. Open up.

2239
01:50:35,820 --> 01:50:37,853
          Dap, come on.
 What's the matter, man?
 You okay?

2240
01:50:37,855 --> 01:50:39,154
           I'm okay. Let me in.

2241
01:50:39,156 --> 01:50:40,922
 No. Rachel's sleeping.

2242
01:50:40,924 --> 01:50:42,690
       She's always
       sleeping over here, man.
          Yeah.

2243
01:50:42,692 --> 01:50:44,358
 What do you want, Darrell?
                    Let me in.

2244
01:50:44,360 --> 01:50:46,360
 Rachel's sleeping.
 What do you want, Darrell?

2245
01:50:46,362 --> 01:50:47,894
                Check this out.

2246
01:50:47,896 --> 01:50:50,263
         I'm over. A Gamma man.
Oh, shit.

2247
01:50:50,265 --> 01:50:52,198
                   A Gamma man.
 All right. Congratulations.

2248
01:50:52,200 --> 01:50:54,099
           You didn't think
           I was gonna make it.
 No, I thought

2249
01:50:54,101 --> 01:50:55,700
 you was gonna make it.
          Nah, you didn't.

2250
01:50:55,702 --> 01:50:57,668
 No, okay. Congratulations.
 You're right.

2251
01:50:57,670 --> 01:50:59,102
 I didn't think
 you was gonna make it.
 Congratulations.

2252
01:50:59,104 --> 01:51:00,403
                      (BARKING)
 I'm sorry.

2253
01:51:00,405 --> 01:51:02,238
            It takes a real man
            to be a Gamma man

2254
01:51:02,240 --> 01:51:04,340
     'cause only a Gamma man...
 Yo, calm down. Calm down.

2255
01:51:04,342 --> 01:51:06,875
G-Phi-G! Guess what.
      Yo, be quiet.

2256
01:51:06,877 --> 01:51:08,843
      (GRADY YELLING)
 What, what, what, what?

2257
01:51:08,845 --> 01:51:11,045
       Ain't no virgin no more.

2258
01:51:11,047 --> 01:51:13,080
      Really?
                   Yeah.

2259
01:51:13,082 --> 01:51:15,148
 Wait a minute,
 wait a minute, wait a minute.
 Hold up. Hold up.

2260
01:51:15,150 --> 01:51:17,083
 When did this
 minor miracle occur?

2261
01:51:17,085 --> 01:51:19,652
            Tonight.
            Tonight's my night.
     No shit?

2262
01:51:19,654 --> 01:51:21,186
                  Guess who.

2263
01:51:21,188 --> 01:51:22,420
        Who?

2264
01:51:25,858 --> 01:51:28,158
                   Jane.

2265
01:51:28,160 --> 01:51:30,393
 Yeah, right.
 Jane Toussaint, right?

2266
01:51:30,395 --> 01:51:32,962
                 Fine-ass Jane.
(LAUGHING) Yeah. Yeah, sure.

2267
01:51:32,964 --> 01:51:35,664
 You fucked Julian's girl?

2268
01:51:35,666 --> 01:51:38,033
           Big Brother Almighty
           hooked the shit up.

2269
01:51:38,035 --> 01:51:39,367
                 It was good.

2270
01:51:42,705 --> 01:51:44,771
 Julian's girl, huh?

2271
01:51:44,773 --> 01:51:47,340
     Yo, cuz, I fucked the girl
     like a Gamma man should.

2272
01:51:47,342 --> 01:51:49,875
 Yeah, I bet you did.
            Come on, Dap!

2273
01:51:49,877 --> 01:51:51,343
         What's wrong with you?
   Get off me, Dap!

2274
01:51:51,345 --> 01:51:53,144
         What the fuck is wrong
         with you, Darrell?

2275
01:51:53,146 --> 01:51:54,912
 I just got this
 sweater tonight, man!

2276
01:51:54,914 --> 01:51:56,380
            You lucky you got
your life now, man.

2277
01:51:56,382 --> 01:51:58,348
 Get off me!
           Why did you do that?

2278
01:51:58,350 --> 01:52:00,450
             You're just like
             the rest of them!
 Dap, get off of me.

2279
01:52:00,452 --> 01:52:03,186
 Get the fuck out
 of my face, man.
  You're not my cousin no more.

2280
01:52:03,188 --> 01:52:05,121
 No, I'm not your cousin
 no more.

2281
01:52:05,123 --> 01:52:06,922
 That bunch of
 pussy-school privates
 is your family now.

2282
01:52:06,924 --> 01:52:08,290
              That's right,
              I'm a Gamma man.

2283
01:52:08,292 --> 01:52:09,791
 And I'm calling
 your mother

2284
01:52:09,793 --> 01:52:11,192
 and I'm telling her
 what you did.

2285
01:52:11,194 --> 01:52:13,127
           It takes a real man
to be a Gamma man...

2286
01:52:13,129 --> 01:52:15,162
  It takes a real
  fucking asshole
  to do what you did.

2287
01:52:15,164 --> 01:52:17,230
                        Gamma!
 Get the fuck out of here.

2288
01:52:25,707 --> 01:52:27,473
             Where you going?

2289
01:52:29,109 --> 01:52:30,374
              Out.

2290
01:52:30,376 --> 01:52:31,775
            Wait for me.

2291
01:52:34,045 --> 01:52:35,811
     Grady. Grady, wake up.

2292
01:52:35,813 --> 01:52:37,445
             What?

2293
01:52:37,447 --> 01:52:39,980
     What the fuck
     is going on tonight?

2294
01:52:41,116 --> 01:52:42,315
             Damn.

2295
01:52:55,763 --> 01:52:59,131
            Wake up!

2296
01:52:59,133 --> 01:53:01,733
 Hey, Jordan, wake up!

2297
01:53:02,769 --> 01:53:05,102
 Wake up! Wake up!

2298
01:53:05,104 --> 01:53:06,770
              Wake up, come on.

2299
01:53:06,772 --> 01:53:08,371
     Come on, wake up. Wake up.

2300
01:53:08,373 --> 01:53:10,239
(BELL RINGING)

2301
01:53:19,450 --> 01:53:22,884
            DAP: Wake up!

2302
01:53:28,124 --> 01:53:32,426
            Wake up!

2303
01:53:40,035 --> 01:53:43,836
          Wake up!

2304
01:53:50,511 --> 01:53:52,410
            Wake up!

2305
01:53:52,412 --> 01:53:53,911
                Dap!

2306
01:53:56,548 --> 01:53:59,248
                       Wake up!

2307
01:54:11,461 --> 01:54:14,428
           Wake up!

2308
01:55:52,561 --> 01:55:55,061
                 Please,

2309
01:55:55,063 --> 01:55:57,329
                wake up.

2310
01:55:57,331 --> 01:55:59,931
        (ALARM BLARING)

2311
01:56:08,040 --> 01:56:11,574
   <i> (WE'VE ALREADY SAID GOODBYE</i>
  PLAYING)

2312
01:56:29,192 --> 01:56:31,325
      <i> ♪ You can read</i>
    <i> like a dimestore novel</i>

2313
01:56:31,327 --> 01:56:33,493
  <i> ♪ the apprehension and fear</i>

2314
01:56:33,495 --> 01:56:35,595
  <i> ♪ First you get the romance</i>

2315
01:56:35,597 --> 01:56:38,964
<i> ♪ And then there's trouble,</i>
 <i> maybe tears</i>

2316
01:56:41,501 --> 01:56:43,234
       <i> ♪ Still I let you</i>

2317
01:56:43,236 --> 01:56:46,103
      <i> ♪ In spite of distance</i>
    <i> or myself</i>

2318
01:56:46,105 --> 01:56:48,238
   <i> ♪ I wanted to resolve this</i>

2319
01:56:48,240 --> 01:56:51,674
        <i> ♪ Before I dealt</i>
      <i> with someone else</i>

2320
01:56:54,311 --> 01:56:56,511
          <i> ♪ But there is</i>
        <i> nothing to say</i>

2321
01:56:56,513 --> 01:56:58,613
   <i> ♪ We didn't know yesterday</i>

2322
01:56:58,615 --> 01:57:00,948
  <i> ♪ We've already said goodbye</i>

2323
01:57:00,950 --> 01:57:04,251
     <i> ♪ Before we say hello</i>

2324
01:57:11,125 --> 01:57:13,291
  <i> ♪ It's in my formal gestures</i>

2325
01:57:13,293 --> 01:57:15,293
<i> ♪ Waste around the words</i>

2326
01:57:15,295 --> 01:57:17,962
         <i> ♪ There's little</i>
       <i> of sincerity</i>

2327
01:57:17,964 --> 01:57:21,065
        <i> ♪ Either lovers</i>
      <i> try to make heard</i>

2328
01:57:21,067 --> 01:57:24,101
              <i> ♪ No</i>

2329
01:57:24,103 --> 01:57:26,336
       <i> ♪ Well, maybe</i>
     <i> there's some feeling</i>

2330
01:57:26,338 --> 01:57:28,304
  <i> ♪ Behind the choice cliches</i>

2331
01:57:28,306 --> 01:57:30,439
     <i> ♪ Our choice</i>
   <i> was leave them abandoned</i>

2332
01:57:30,441 --> 01:57:33,674
  <i> ♪ And maybe they'll go away</i>

2333
01:57:36,445 --> 01:57:38,978
      <i> ♪ And there's not much</i>
    <i> to be saved</i>

2334
01:57:38,980 --> 01:57:41,113
<i> ♪ Those promises</i>
      <i> have been betrayed</i>

2335
01:57:41,115 --> 01:57:43,181
  <i> ♪ We've already said goodbye</i>

2336
01:57:43,183 --> 01:57:46,184
     <i> ♪ Before we say hello</i>

2337
01:58:10,376 --> 01:58:12,509
       <i> ♪ Well, maybe</i>
     <i> there's some feeling</i>

2338
01:58:12,511 --> 01:58:14,611
  <i> ♪ Behind the choice cliches</i>

2339
01:58:14,613 --> 01:58:16,679
     <i> ♪ Our choice</i>
   <i> was leave them abandoned</i>

2340
01:58:16,681 --> 01:58:19,314
  <i> ♪ And maybe they'll go away</i>

2341
01:58:22,652 --> 01:58:25,152
      <i> ♪ And there's not much</i>
    <i> to be saved</i>

2342
01:58:25,154 --> 01:58:27,387
         <i> ♪ Those promises</i>
       <i> are betrayed</i>

2343
01:58:27,389 --> 01:58:29,489
<i> ♪ We've already said goodbye</i>

2344
01:58:29,491 --> 01:58:32,191
     <i> ♪ Before we say hello</i>

2345
01:58:35,563 --> 01:58:37,696
      <i> ♪ And there's not much</i>
    <i> to be saved</i>

2346
01:58:37,698 --> 01:58:39,798
         <i> ♪ Those promises</i>
       <i> are betrayed</i>

2347
01:58:39,800 --> 01:58:42,100
  <i> ♪ We've already said goodbye</i>

2348
01:58:42,102 --> 01:58:44,135
        <i> ♪ Before we say</i>

2349
01:58:44,137 --> 01:58:46,437
            <i> ♪ Hello</i>

2350
01:59:04,689 --> 01:59:06,689
         <i> ♪ Nobody cried</i>

2351
01:59:06,691 --> 01:59:09,058
     <i> ♪ When we said goodbye</i>

2352
01:59:09,060 --> 01:59:11,326
        <i> ♪ No reason why</i>

2353
01:59:13,196 --> 01:59:15,196
         <i> ♪ Nobody cried</i>

2354
01:59:15,198 --> 01:59:17,398
     <i> ♪ When we said goodbye</i>

2355
01:59:17,400 --> 01:59:20,434
<i> ♪ No reason why</i>

2356
01:59:20,436 --> 01:59:22,502
       <i> ♪ Goodbye, goodbye</i>

2357
01:59:22,504 --> 01:59:24,604
        <i> ♪ Goodbye, baby</i>

2358
01:59:24,606 --> 01:59:26,639
       <i> ♪ Goodbye, goodbye</i>

2359
01:59:26,641 --> 01:59:29,441
         <i> ♪ Ooh, goodbye</i>

2360
01:59:42,388 --> 01:59:45,622
        <i> ♪ Goodbye, baby</i>

2361
01:59:45,624 --> 01:59:47,724
       <i> ♪ Goodbye, goodbye</i>

2362
01:59:49,661 --> 01:59:52,294
      <i> ♪ Goodbye, goodbye ♪</i>

2363
02:00:07,310 --> 02:00:09,209
               (MAN SNICKERING)

2364
02:00:11,546 --> 02:00:13,546
  WOMAN:
  <i> Turn that sucker off.</i>


